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Funny story: Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Geneva, Switzerland - CERN scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) often study the most extreme states which can exist in the fabric of reality. Particle behavior within super-massive black holes ceases to fit the Proton-Electron model that all...

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Funny story: First Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out

First Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out

Following the astonishing release of the first ever images of a black hole, the late Dr Albert Einstein, the little-known theoretical physicist and Nobel prize winner, has spoken out today through clairvoyant conman medium Derek Acora. Mr Acora's spi...

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Funny story: SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

Assachewsets Institute of Technocracy - Professor Hecktor Nogginbanger of AIT today announced a theory of everything that resolves all the unexplained problems in the Standard Model of physics. The new theory, some just call it fact, is called SMASH...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump's election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez,...

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Funny story: Scientists uncover the source of colour

Scientists uncover the source of colour

Theoretical physicists have long since understood that the universe is comprised of electrons, neutrons and protons, but have been scratching their head for decades as to what makes different things different colours. After decades of searching, they...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Has Been Walking for Years, We Just Can't See It

Stephen Hawking Has Been Walking for Years, We Just Can't See It

An inside source has revealed that Stephen Hawking, the world renowned theoretical physicist who is confined to a wheelchair, has been "walking for several years now" and claims that the world is just too close-minded to observe it. The sourc...

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