Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 13 May 2018

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Something urgently required in Trump's brain-dead head, a new one based on Gandhi's philosophies!

Donald Trump's brain is about to be replaced by a version grown in a German lab. The US president doesn't know about the planned operation, but the US senate have approved the move hoping at last some common sense will exit his vile mouth!

German scientists, in a breakthrough experiment, are expecting to operate and, transplant the brains of many top politicians with the ones they have grown from slices of Gandhi's brain given to them, preserved in vinegar, by the Indian government because they fear WW3 breaking out, plus it's about time someone stopped the daily war-mongering on Twitter.

Among other politicians chosen for the secret operations are:

Theresa May; A no brainer!

Kim Jong Un; Brainless anyway, and any brain is better than the one he possesses!

Boris Johnson; similar to Kim Jong, only difference is BOJO's present brain possesses a 'BojoBrexit' syndrome and, a serious transplantation with an ounce of common sense in it would shut the idiot up once and for all!

Angela Merkel; admittedly her brain would only require certain parts being removed and transplanted, but kissing Macron's rear-end constantly has certainly caused parts of her brain to become slightly brain-damaged!

Macron; vice-versa in Merkel's case, he loves kissing Trump's and Merkel's rear-ends, and a slight brain replacement would prevent him from attempting to implement common sense in Trump's non-existent brain, and adjusting Merkel's open door policy to anybody, good or evil, allowed to enter her 'Reich' whilst residing in her glass palace in Berlin; not a bunker.

Jaggedone, has also been put on the list for a new brain, but the chances of success are zero, so the German scientists told him to, "fuck off Du Scheisse!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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