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Funny story: Thick Bloke On Facebook Gets Meghan Markle Confused With Angela Merkel

Thick Bloke On Facebook Gets Meghan Markle Confused With Angela Merkel

A man, who may very well have had a low-standard education, became confused whilst using the Facebook social media platform this week, and inadvertently mixed-up the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, with the German chancellor, Angela Merkel. Oh d...

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Funny story: World Leaders Become Gossip Girls At NATO Conference

World Leaders Become Gossip Girls At NATO Conference

Professional two-faced gossip girl, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada, was caught on mic with other NATO world leaders, mocking President Trump's impromptu press conference, but there were more tidbits caught on hidden microphones at the recept...

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Funny story: Kiss-a-thon at G-7 could lead to more sanctions and tariffs

Kiss-a-thon at G-7 could lead to more sanctions and tariffs

The G-7 summit in Biarritz, France, over the weekend has led to increasing tensions in global economics. Particularly in play is a sensational moment involving Melania Trump and Canada’s prime minister, Justin Trudeau. Photographs reveal Ms. Tr...

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Funny story: Official - May and Merkel are same person

Official - May and Merkel are same person

It's official. Angela Merkel and Theresa May are actually the same person. In a stunning revelation, Doris Boggs a hopeless schizophrenic from Neasden in north London, has finally admitted that these two mad women are actually just two of her many...

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Funny story: PM May's fave song is "Slap my bitch up!"

PM May's fave song is "Slap my bitch up!"

After the sad news of Prodigy front man's death (RIP) it appears he had a secret admirer; Brit PM May! Theresa just loves the Prodigy's Nr 1 cult hit, "Slap my Bitch up!" and every time she returns from Brussels, Berlin or Paris and enters Nr 10 s...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un asks Angela Merkel Out on a Date

Kim Jong-un asks Angela Merkel Out on a Date

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un was reportedly seen standing under the German Prime Minister's bedroom window this morning playing a ukulele and singing the popular hit "Xs and Os." The fat tyrant is reported feeling very randy after swallowing...

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Funny story: German scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!

German scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!

Donald Trump's brain is about to be replaced by a version grown in a German lab. The US president doesn't know about the planned operation, but the US senate have approved the move hoping at last some common sense will exit his vile mouth! German...

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Funny story: Angler Merkel

Angler Merkel

Angler Merkel She keeps the European Union a float Though she has been known to rock the boat She's not likely to flounder as any Turk'll Tell you. That fisherwoman, Angler Merkel She brings wayward party members to eel She likes to mullet over when she does a deal She doesn't talk pollocks when she faces a hurdle Like a bream of light is Angler Merkel As Chancellor she haddock clea...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ scared of G20 protesters - Taking entire marine corps to Germany for personal protection

Trump.com™ scared of G20 protesters - Taking entire marine corps to Germany for personal protection

Looks like the crafty old Germans have hatched a plot to inject a dose of reality into an insular and now quite toxic whitehouse. They have deliberately chosen a place with only one entry/exit and allowed over 20 separate protest groups to dig-in al...

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Funny story: US Defense Forces preparing ceremony to pass the Baton of World Leadership to Angela Merkel

US Defense Forces preparing ceremony to pass the Baton of World Leadership to Angela Merkel

After making America great again by abandoning all pretense of world leadership the State Department and the Pentagon are preparing to pass the World Leaders Baton to Germany. In a special ceremony to be held in a specially constructed wall somewh...

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Funny story: Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May

Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump Tweets Limerick Response To Big Three: From Merkel to Macron to May, Three leaders with feet made of clay. While Merkel is a dumb kraut, And Macron looks like a bean sprout. Only May knows how to sashay.

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Funny story: "My friend Cayla" dolls are reincarnated "Chucky's!"

"My friend Cayla" dolls are reincarnated "Chucky's!"

Parents in Germany have been told to destroy their daughter's "My Friend Cayla" dolls and they must use silver bullets through the heart otherwise the dolls could come back and haunt them "Chucky" style! It seems as though the makers of the dolls...

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Funny story: "Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!

"Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!

Donald Trump has decided to launch his diplomatic foreign policies and true to the man, he is now being called "Mr Diplomacy" at UN and EU headquarters. The only ones loving his directives are Russia and the UK; well UK politicians love licking US Pr...

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Funny story: Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

A variety of new products has swiftly emerged following Mr. Trump's victory and are smoothing the way into the new presidency. Medical experts have been concerned about candidates with the "nothing there" syndrome on repeated backbone tests. Th...

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Funny story: Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Angie Merkel's CDU party was given a "right" royal bashing by "right" sided Nazi's dressed in sheep's clothing in Berlin on Sunday. It seems that the "right" side of life in Germany appears to be utilizing the dreadful, illegal immigrant situation in...

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Funny story: Urkel on Merkel

Urkel on Merkel

We are here with Jaleel White, who is best known for his role as nerdy Steve Urkel in the sitcom Family Matters. Jaleel has really grown up and is beyond his Urkel days, but at times it seems fans still confuse him with the character that he played. So today I wanted to get his impressions of Germany Chancellor Angela Merkel. So, Jaleel, I was strangely excited to meet you in person. Why'...

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Funny story: Farage pulls a pint too many!

Farage pulls a pint too many!

As the leave EU campaign gathers pace driven by a pompous buffoon and ex-London Mayor called BOJO, with his right (extreme) hand cohort, a piss-artist undercover Nazi; it seems as though England and their UK neighbours (who are being dragged into som...

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