Melania Trump Defends Cyberbullying

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 8 May 2018

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Don't take it to heart!

Melania Trump, the wife of US President, Donald J. Trump, has spoken out on her ruminations on social media, and its effects on those using it.

In a speech about her latest initiative, 'Be Best', she said:

"As we all know, social media can both positively and negatively affect our children, but too often it is used in the former way. Let's lighten up!"

She went on to outline how her own husband was showing the way forward.

"My husband is a model cyberbully. Those looking to be cyberbullies should take a leaf out of his book!"

President Trump in 2017 made Twitter comments about Mika Brzezinski to the effect that she was "Low IQ Crazy Mika", and referred to Joe Scarborough as "Psycho Joe". He has also been accused of mocking a disabled reporter.

Mrs Trump defended her decision to promote cyberbullying by saying:

"Cyberbullying isn't 'real' bullying. It's just a bit of fun. There's no violence or pain. Nobody gets hurt. It's just a bit of verbal sparring, that's all. Don't take it to heart. lol."

Mrs Trump is a loony.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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