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Amber Amphibians! Frogs destroy evolution fairytale. Again.

Funny story: Amber Amphibians! Frogs destroy evolution fairytale. Again.

The daily onslaught against the myth of evolution has taken another crushing blow. Tiny frogs have been discovered in amber, looking very much like modern day frogs. The only snag is, that these ancient amber amphibians are claimed to be 99 millio...

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Trump Overturns Law of Evolution

Funny story: Trump Overturns Law of Evolution

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted at 4:10 a.m. that he was issuing an executive order banning evolution. In an interview later this morning Trump explained his latest deviation. "I don't know if people realize, but this goes against what the...

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Germany discovers an evolutionary secret

Funny story: Germany discovers an evolutionary secret

German Science Academy- "A core base of evolution has been discovered," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Emeritus, an organization of gifted German intellectuals. The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on complex c...

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Trump People To Promote Anti-Science Beliefs In Schools

Funny story: Trump People To Promote Anti-Science Beliefs In Schools

NEW YORK TIMES by Elmer Gantry Donald Trump has appointed Betsy DeVos, who is dedicated to undermining and eliminating the public school system as the secretary of education. She is a fundamentalist Christian member of a Protestant denomin...

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Cameron On The New World Order

Funny story: Cameron On The New World Order

In line with the current ruling on anti-Semitism which applies also to Jews, especially Non-Zionist Jews who can think for themselves, UK Prime Minister David Cameron decreed yesterday to a packed House of Commons that "anti-Americanism" be also out...

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'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

Funny story: 'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

'Scientists' have proudly announced the discovery of some human like fossils, and absolutely true to form have concluded them to be yet another link in the mind boggling chain of so called missing links. The bones were discovered in a cave near Jo...

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Should We Eat Animals That Piss Us Off? Dolphin 'Smack Chatter' Reopens The Debate

Funny story: Should We Eat Animals That Piss Us Off? Dolphin 'Smack Chatter' Reopens The Debate

We have come to think of dolphins as intelligent mammals; the sages of the sea, who have even been known to save a human or two caught in troubled waters. That status is now under review following groundbreaking research about to be published by The...

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An Asteroid Strikes the Creation Museum, Wiping Out All the Animatronic Dinosaurs

Funny story: An Asteroid Strikes the Creation Museum, Wiping Out All the Animatronic Dinosaurs

PETERSBURG, KY-On Wednesday, an asteroid struck the Creation Museum run by the biblical apologist organization Answers in Genesis, wiping out all of the animatronic dinosaurs that have been a part of the Museum's exhibit since its opening in 2007.

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Creationist Breakthrough: Actually, the World is Really, Really Old!

The booming pseudoscience industry in the USA has recently got a huge boost, as one Young-Earth "Creation Science" Institute has made an earth-shaking and absolutely unprecedented breakthrough. Yes: apparently, contrary to previous, less empirica...

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Creationist Scientists Say Big Bang Happened 5,000 Years Ago

Funny story: Creationist Scientists Say Big Bang Happened 5,000 Years Ago

Xanadu The Creationist Scientist League announced during their annual convention today that they have come to an agreement that the Big Bang actually did occur, but it was actually just 5,000 years ago and resulted in a big garden with a couple of tr...

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"Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

Funny story: "Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

Sixty percent of Americans can't name five of the Ten Commandments, and 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were married. Roughly the same percentage says they don't believe in science and that TV celebrity "science guy" Neil deGrass...

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End Timers Control Climate Change Press Event

Funny story: End Timers Control Climate Change Press Event

WASHINGTON, DC -- 98% of the world's climate scientists agree that the threat climate change poses to Earth's life-support systems. In short, human-driven climate change poses a great threat to well being, health and even to human survival.

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Fox Series "Cosmos" Host Tyson Under Attack

The new Fox Cosmos series, hosted by the now-familiar-to-TV-watchers Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, has upset anti-science conservative Christians. Besides being enraged by Tyson's statement that "the theory of evolution, like the theory of gravity, is a...

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Child Jailed In U.S. For Defending Science

Funny story: Child Jailed In U.S. For Defending Science

The most famous early battle between science and religion was the trial of Galileo in 1633 for publishing Dialogue, a book that argued that the earth revolved around the sun, rather than--as the Bible states- the other way around. In our day -...

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New Branch of the Evolutionary Family Tree Discovered

Funny story: New Branch of the Evolutionary Family Tree Discovered

A population previously hidden in plain sight has been discovered here in Louisville. The DNA is so interwoven, that we cannot help but infer that inbreeding occurred much more often and earlier than previously thought. The Denisovans of Asia a...

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Evolutionist claims Garden of Eden story is a Jewish cover-up 'about Eve first mating with a massive swine'

Funny story: Evolutionist claims Garden of Eden story is a Jewish cover-up 'about Eve first mating with a massive swine'

USA - A forensic geneticist at the University of Georgia who has published his findings into the animal roots of human DNA says there is strong evidence that a lot of people are descended directly from Old Testament pigs. "OK, guys, no names, no p...

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SNAP! Republicans Embrace Charles Darwin by Starving the Poor

Funny story: SNAP! Republicans Embrace Charles Darwin by Starving the Poor

WASHINGTON, D.C.-"It's like a revelation!" said minority whip in the House Kevin McCarthy, of his sudden embrace of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, which he, like many of his fellow Republicans, had formerly described as "godless liberal pseudo...

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Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

Funny story: Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

[Writers note: In the interests of spoofery, I will add some of my own comments. However the reader should know that the original article is available online, and could have literally been published on this website unedited, and remain spoof worthy.] Evolutions 'big bang' is claimed to have occurred some 520 million years ago in what is known as the Cambrian explosion. During this period, many...

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Big Foot Apologizes For California Fires

Big Foot has broken his silence, and apologized for not raking the leaves of the California forests like he was supposed to, which led to all the fires, according to the President.
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