London - The Queen's practically had a heart attack at the news that a Kate Middleton garden gnome 'looking like it had swallowed a mouthful' was found in a state of flagrente delicto at a Chelsea Flower Show preview party.
Modeled on pregnant royal gold digger Kate Middleton the 2ft clay figurine is a companion piece to a Prince William gnome, both created specially for the 2013 centenary show.
The gnomes were making their Chelsea Flower Show debut before Gnome Kate was snapped in a compromising position beside Gnomes-of-Zurich Bank garden's osteospermum bed.
"Apparently she was found in a fellating position," a Palace source said tonight, "on that cute badger statue in the taxpayer-sponsored Royal Endangered Snouts In The Trough Remembrance Garden - designed by Big Dave Cameron's swivel-eyed pals.
"No wonder the William Gnome's been carved to look like he's desperately clutching at his balls."