It’s Groundhog Day in the Northern Americas, where weather is controlled by rodents, and Pawshequmaddiqiiiqqquuizhhdhd Phil (or whatever the thing has been named by City Fathers) has refused to come out! A tiny microphone was squeezed into Phil’s…
NORWAY - (Satire News) - This is a dramatic fact in Northern Europe. Due to the coal shortage, some of the snowmen have been left without eyes. "We have rolled snowman parts out of the snow as before, but when eyes are needed to perfect the end re…
This Fanny Farmer, - one of YouTube's top fashion Influencers - (If I don't say so myself). I am competing against Ivanka Trump and others - these are some tough women to beat - so I travel extensively. My name explains me. I have a rather l…
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The Lone Star State is currently experiencing the worst snowstorm in the history of the state. The entire state is closed, and only Canadian Mallard ducks are coming in. State meteorologists are saying the ironic…
Winter is approaching, so human resistance to cold feet, flu, common-colds, cold sex in bed, dark nights, creeps wandering our streets at 05.00 pm instead of 11.00 pm, plus other negative aspects of winter is diminishing. German scientists have done…
As Autumn approaches and temperatures start to wain from the record summer highs of "Cold and Damp" to a mere "Bloody Freezing", a recent study has shown that men like being warm - even big, hard northern blokes. Statistics show that at least th…
A cold snap that he was ill-prepared for resulted in one man going to bed last night clad in his tracksuit, big, thick football socks, a scarf, and a ski hat. Moys Kenwood, 56, a resident in Tapon commune, usually retires for the night in a T-shir...
A new game based on the hugely-popular 'Game of Thrones' HBO TV series, is evidence enough, says one man who is an expert on the weather, that winter is fast approaching, and will soon be upon us. 'Winter Is Coming' is a spin-off online game that...
Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The reporter of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter) heard on the grapevine that To...
Snow-covered patio furniture took their complaints to the New Hampshire State Supreme Court after being buried for weeks under excessive snow banks. Patio Furniture Reps report that New England's extreme subarctic temperatures and record-breaking...
A terrified housewife called 999 after her husband turned the central heating up to 28 degrees. Demanding to have him sectioned under the Mental Health Act, Mrs. Beryl Coldwell of Scunthorpe who was found hiding in the attic wrapped in a blanket, bra...
SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The ice cream creators at Ben & Jerry's in Vermont have been working overtime creating a new flavored ice cream in honor of all of the East Coast winter storms that have been battering the upper right side of the USA.
FAIRBANKS, Alaska - Sarah Palin was in Fairbanks speaking at a convention of the Retired Salmon Catchers of Alaska. After the speaking engagement she was asked by a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine about the unusually cold winter weather th...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama declared war on winter this morning after Washington DC was hit with another terrible snow storm, dropping nearly four inches of snow on the capital city. In the three previous snow storms, nearly ten inches of sn...
A team of weather experts meeting in New York are predicting no real summer this year but that 75 degrees in the south may be the best anyone can hope for. And, of all things, it's being blamed on Global Warming. Forecasters say that an unusually...
BRONX, New York - The owner of one of the most popular ice cream parlors in New York City says that he may have to end up closing down. Gino Brockatoosi owner of The Damma Good Ice Cream Parlor told reporters that the record-breaking winter snowst...
NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's top experts on birds and their migratory habits has just stated that the birds are having hell with the harsh-as-hell winter. Dr. Hamlet Chimney of Harvard held a news conference in Central Park and told joggers...
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