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Funny story: Wood-Burners must burn wood, claim German scientists

Wood-Burners must burn wood, claim German scientists

Winter is approaching, so human resistance to cold feet, flu, common-colds, cold sex in bed, dark nights, creeps wandering our streets at 05.00 pm instead of 11.00 pm, plus other negative aspects of winter is diminishing. German scientists have done…

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Funny story: Men put Heating On when it's Cold study reveals

Men put Heating On when it's Cold study reveals

As Autumn approaches and temperatures start to wain from the record summer highs of "Cold and Damp" to a mere "Bloody Freezing", a recent study has shown that men like being warm - even big, hard northern blokes. Statistics show that at least th…

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Funny story: Man Went To Bed In Tracksuit, Scarf And Ski Hat

Man Went To Bed In Tracksuit, Scarf And Ski Hat

A cold snap that he was ill-prepared for resulted in one man going to bed last night clad in his tracksuit, big, thick football socks, a scarf, and a ski hat. Moys Kenwood, 56, a resident in Tapon commune, usually retires for the night in a T-shir...

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Funny story: New Game Of Thrones Game 'Winter Is Coming' Proves Winter Is, Indeed, Coming

New Game Of Thrones Game 'Winter Is Coming' Proves Winter Is, Indeed, Coming

A new game based on the hugely-popular 'Game of Thrones' HBO TV series, is evidence enough, says one man who is an expert on the weather, that winter is fast approaching, and will soon be upon us. 'Winter Is Coming' is a spin-off online game that...

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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 4: Tom 'Brexit prepper', the SAD truth

Posthoorn Interview no. 4: Tom 'Brexit prepper', the SAD truth

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The reporter of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter) heard on the grapevine that To...

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Funny story: Grill Buried Alive! Class Action Suit Puts Homeowners on Ice!

Grill Buried Alive! Class Action Suit Puts Homeowners on Ice!

Snow-covered patio furniture took their complaints to the New Hampshire State Supreme Court after being buried for weeks under excessive snow banks. Patio Furniture Reps report that New England's extreme subarctic temperatures and record-breaking...

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Funny story: Husband Turns Central Heating Up in October

Husband Turns Central Heating Up in October

A terrified housewife called 999 after her husband turned the central heating up to 28 degrees. Demanding to have him sectioned under the Mental Health Act, Mrs. Beryl Coldwell of Scunthorpe who was found hiding in the attic wrapped in a blanket, bra...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's To Introduce An Ice Cream In Honor of This Year's Snowzilla

Ben & Jerry's To Introduce An Ice Cream In Honor of This Year's Snowzilla

SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The ice cream creators at Ben & Jerry's in Vermont have been working overtime creating a new flavored ice cream in honor of all of the East Coast winter storms that have been battering the upper right side of the USA.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

FAIRBANKS, Alaska - Sarah Palin was in Fairbanks speaking at a convention of the Retired Salmon Catchers of Alaska. After the speaking engagement she was asked by a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine about the unusually cold winter weather th...

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Funny story: President Obama Declares War on Winter

President Obama Declares War on Winter

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama declared war on winter this morning after Washington DC was hit with another terrible snow storm, dropping nearly four inches of snow on the capital city. In the three previous snow storms, nearly ten inches of sn...

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Funny story: No Summer This Year!

No Summer This Year!

A team of weather experts meeting in New York are predicting no real summer this year but that 75 degrees in the south may be the best anyone can hope for. And, of all things, it's being blamed on Global Warming. Forecasters say that an unusually...

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Funny story: An Ice Cream Shop In The Bronx Has Had 2 Customers in 7 Days

An Ice Cream Shop In The Bronx Has Had 2 Customers in 7 Days

BRONX, New York - The owner of one of the most popular ice cream parlors in New York City says that he may have to end up closing down. Gino Brockatoosi owner of The Damma Good Ice Cream Parlor told reporters that the record-breaking winter snowst...

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Funny story: Every Bird In New York City Has Gone South To Florida and They'll Probably Never Ever Come Back

Every Bird In New York City Has Gone South To Florida and They'll Probably Never Ever Come Back

NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's top experts on birds and their migratory habits has just stated that the birds are having hell with the harsh-as-hell winter. Dr. Hamlet Chimney of Harvard held a news conference in Central Park and told joggers...

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Funny story: Meteorologists Are Now Predicting That The Atlantic Ocean Could Freeze

Meteorologists Are Now Predicting That The Atlantic Ocean Could Freeze

NEW YORK CITY - Several well-respected U.S. meteorologists are reporting that the harsh winter will continue to get worse and they are now predicting that as amazing as it may sound, the Atlantic Ocean could end up totally freezing. Tilapia Frisbe...

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Funny story: Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - Penguins have been spotted swimming in the icy coastal waters off Boston with a look of delight in their beady little eyes. Much to the delight of avid East Coast birdwatchers, it is suspected that the aquatic creatures, who...

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Funny story: The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

NEW YORK CITY - The meteorologist who is considered to be The Rock Star of Weather Jim Cantore recently talked with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine. Cantore who many say is more recognized than Rush Limbaugh has covered every type of wea...

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Funny story: Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The South American country of Argentina has been wanting to purchase a northern country in order to take advantage of the Winter season. Juan Jose Cantador, a spokesman for the Argentine government stated that they have d...

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