Viruses Like Vacations Too - There are Long Lines At all African Airports

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 2 August 2022

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Airports offer viruses the perfect transmission vectors

The Viruses, Corona, Monkeypox, etc., all know it is summer, and vacation time. They are all lined up at various African airports, waiting to go to Europe and America and have good summer fun.

Earlier in the year, they were really scared that the rich countries in Europe, and America also, might vaccinate all Africans and wipe out many families - ruining their summer their vacation plans.

Happily - once the rich countries got their own populations protected - they

forgot all about Africa. It would be too expensive - they had to use the money for important things - the military, political campaigns, fighting abortion, gays, Women's rights - so basically, they didn't care about Africa.

The Viruses were so relieved, and really multiplied like crazy.

Apparently, a country like America, with many Racists and Conservatives, (20%+ of the population), felt they would just deal with the Virus when it gets to America - (when it costs ten times more to deal with it) - than help out fellow human beings in Africa with a free vaccine.

The Huge corporations also agreed with this - just do Business as Usual - (let them gouge the consumers - bigger tax breaks, buy more politicians, etc.) - and only handle the Viruses when they really impacted corporate earnings.

Keep spending the money on them - rather than on Public Health.

The Viruses are really happy with this idea - and look forward to nice summer vacations - (and Christmas vacations) - for many years to come.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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