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Funny story: Monkeypox - The Mask Is Not Enough!

Monkeypox - The Mask Is Not Enough!

San Fransisco; CA: An unnamed Oregon woman was visiting the San Fransisco area to take in the rich human diversity she's always adored. "I've always obeyed what I term the {Australian gold standard of Covid precautions-} this stupid backward raci…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Flatly Denies That He Has Monkeypox - Says It's Just a Bad Case of Crumpet Gas

Boris Johnson Flatly Denies That He Has Monkeypox - Says It's Just a Bad Case of Crumpet Gas

LONDON - (Satire News) - Prime Minister Boris Jerome Johnson is insisting that he does not have the Monkeypox. Johnson told Ta Ta For Now News that it is nothing more than a bloody, blimey, blooming, effen rumor. The blonde tressed British lea…

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Funny story: Trump Says That Monkeypox Is Just A Hoax Invented By Nancy Pelosi

Trump Says That Monkeypox Is Just A Hoax Invented By Nancy Pelosi

DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was in Duck Dung, to visit a skin specialist about possibly getting something done about his bright orange skin, which Melania has commented "ease gettings mores and mush mores orange…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Denies He Has Monkeypox, Says It's Just Plain Old Fashion Gas

Prince Charles Denies He Has Monkeypox, Says It's Just Plain Old Fashion Gas

LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth's son, Charles the Prince of Wales, wants to dispel the rumor that has been circulating throughout the United Kingdom, including the towns of Belfast, Lickingshire, and Waxwood-on-the-Blackstaff in Northern Ir…

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Funny story: The CIA Confirms That On Top Of Everything Else Putin Now Has The Monkeypox

The CIA Confirms That On Top Of Everything Else Putin Now Has The Monkeypox

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Putin, the man who is still considered by many to be Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's puppet master has just caught the mysterious malady known as the Monkeypox. Ipso Facto News reports that the evil, co…

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Funny story: The Damn Good Reasons Why Monkeys Do Not Get Monkeypox

The Damn Good Reasons Why Monkeys Do Not Get Monkeypox

CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Doctors at Cleveland's LeBron James General Hospital have cleared up a very important matter regarding the dreaded Monkeypox virus. Dr. Silus Sultan, informed the news media that there has never been, even a singl…

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Funny story: Most Floridians Are Now Blaming Gov. Ron "Prick Face" DeSantis For The Increasing Monkeypox Cases

Most Floridians Are Now Blaming Gov. Ron "Prick Face" DeSantis For The Increasing Monkeypox Cases

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - A majority of citizens of The Plywood State, are saying that they put the full blame for the spreading Monkeypox virus on DeSantis The Devil. One resident of the pistol-looking state, Delfin D. Seaweed, 78, s…

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Funny story: 197 Cases of Monkeypox Have Been Confirmed In The United Kingdom

197 Cases of Monkeypox Have Been Confirmed In The United Kingdom

LONDON - (Satire News) - The United Kingdom is extremely concerned with the recent outbreak of the Monkeypox Virus, which has been narrowed down to people who have pet monkeys. The World Health Federation (WHF) has said that the dreaded virus is b…

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