The Viruses, Corona, Monkeypox, etc., all know it is summer, and vacation time. They are all lined up at various African airports, waiting to go to Europe and America and have good summer fun. Earlier in the year, they were really scared that th…
NEW DElHI, India - (Satire News) - India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, recently sat down with a reporter for India's Sacred Cow News Agency. PM Modi, who says that he looks like an Indian version of Brad Pitt, stated that it just got to the poin…
PHENOM PENH, Cambodia - The Jungle Times News Agency has revealed that Prime Minister Hun Sen, has decided to stop calling the monkeypox virus, the monkeypox virus. An aide to the PM said that Hun Sen has decided (with help from his sexy svelte wi…
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency is thrilled to inform the world that Japan is the first country in the entire world to totally get rid of the disgusting Monkeypox virus, which the Chinese leader Xi Jinping refers to as The Tru…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - US health experts want to assure the monkey meat eating public that eating monkey steaks, monkey burgers, or even monkey pizza will not cause the eater to develop the dreaded Monkeypox. Dr. Gordy Gorfellsteen, stated that…
San Fransisco; CA: An unnamed Oregon woman was visiting the San Fransisco area to take in the rich human diversity she's always adored. "I've always obeyed what I term the {Australian gold standard of Covid precautions-} this stupid backward raci…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Prime Minister Boris Jerome Johnson is insisting that he does not have the Monkeypox. Johnson told Ta Ta For Now News that it is nothing more than a bloody, blimey, blooming, effen rumor. The blonde tressed British lea…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was in Duck Dung, to visit a skin specialist about possibly getting something done about his bright orange skin, which Melania has commented "ease gettings mores and mush mores orange…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth's son, Charles the Prince of Wales, wants to dispel the rumor that has been circulating throughout the United Kingdom, including the towns of Belfast, Lickingshire, and Waxwood-on-the-Blackstaff in Northern Ir…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Putin, the man who is still considered by many to be Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's puppet master has just caught the mysterious malady known as the Monkeypox. Ipso Facto News reports that the evil, co…
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Doctors at Cleveland's LeBron James General Hospital have cleared up a very important matter regarding the dreaded Monkeypox virus. Dr. Silus Sultan, informed the news media that there has never been, even a singl…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - A majority of citizens of The Plywood State, are saying that they put the full blame for the spreading Monkeypox virus on DeSantis The Devil. One resident of the pistol-looking state, Delfin D. Seaweed, 78, s…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The United Kingdom is extremely concerned with the recent outbreak of the Monkeypox Virus, which has been narrowed down to people who have pet monkeys. The World Health Federation (WHF) has said that the dreaded virus is b…
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