PHENOM PENH, Cambodia - The Jungle Times News Agency has revealed that Prime Minister Hun Sen, has decided to stop calling the monkeypox virus, the monkeypox virus.
An aide to the PM said that Hun Sen has decided (with help from his sexy svelte wife Sing Ling Sen) to rename the virus the Baboonpox.
He stated that it is much more accurate, since the pox originated in the northern Hahavillian jungles of Cambodia, which are brimming with wild baboons.
The baboons are actually considered to be the meanest animal in all of Cambodia, and a teenage baboon can even kick the daylights out of a pair of adult leopards.
