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Funny story: Study Shows Most Americans Prefer Indefinite Isolation to Giving Up Bacon

Study Shows Most Americans Prefer Indefinite Isolation to Giving Up Bacon

Amidst the panic of coronavirus, the origins of which can be traced to a species of bat commonly eaten in China, a new study from the Make America Meat Again think tank in Raleigh, North Carolina, shows that most Americans prefer the prospect of inde...

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Funny story: The C-19 Scare Is Causing People in North Dakota to Stock Up on Marshmallows

The C-19 Scare Is Causing People in North Dakota to Stock Up on Marshmallows

PETTIBONE, North Dakota – In the winter time, the temperatures in Pettibone can get down to 37 degrees below zero. And, when that happens, many North Dakotans have seen woodpeckers whose peckers simply fall off. Luckily, they do start to grow...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Consoles Himself that He Probably Wouldn't Have Made 2020 Summer Olympics Anyway

Nashville Man Consoles Himself that He Probably Wouldn't Have Made 2020 Summer Olympics Anyway

After learning that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo had been postponed until July of 2021, Wayne Markham of Nashville, Tennessee, consoled himself that he probably wouldn't have made the Olympics this year, anyway. "I hadn't gotten into the real...

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Funny story: Purdue Pharma Recommends Oxycontin for Treating Coronavirus Self-Quarantine Symptoms

Purdue Pharma Recommends Oxycontin for Treating Coronavirus Self-Quarantine Symptoms

While there is currently no known cure for COVID-19 itself, Purdue Pharma, the maker of the opioid drug Oxycontin, issued a statement recommending Oxycontin for off-label use in treating the symptoms of coronavirus self-quarantine – which may include...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Devastated when Girlfriend Tells Him She Wants to Start Social Distancing

Nashville Man Devastated when Girlfriend Tells Him She Wants to Start Social Distancing

“And we had been getting so close,” said Andy Harding of Nashville, Tennessee, bemoaning the fact that his new live-in girlfriend, Amanda Miller, recently broke it to him that she wanted to start social distancing. “It’s a bummer, no getting aroun...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Pandemic May Be Cut Short Due to Americans’ Short Attention Span

Coronavirus Pandemic May Be Cut Short Due to Americans’ Short Attention Span

Unlike in countries like Italy and China, where the coronavirus pandemic sustained national focus for months, in the United States, the COVID-19 epidemic may be cut short due to Americans’ notoriously short attention span. “I was really into it fo...

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Funny story: Alabama Town Fights PAN-demic

Alabama Town Fights PAN-demic

In one US town, people have gone to extreme lengths to ensure their community's safety during the Coronavirus outbreak. In Horsesniffer, Alabama, piles of kitchen cookware have begun to build up at the local dumps, while they await incineration.

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Funny story: Prince Charles Has Tested Positive For C-19 – Fox News Immediately Reports That It’s Just a Democratic Hoax

Prince Charles Has Tested Positive For C-19 – Fox News Immediately Reports That It’s Just a Democratic Hoax

LONDON - Reports coming out of England confirm that Prince Charles, the son of Queen Elizabeth II, has, in fact, just tested postive for the COVID-19 flu virus. And, within 45 seconds, Trump Central (aka Fox News) reported that they truly believe...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Continues to Mutate in People’s Minds

Coronavirus Continues to Mutate in People’s Minds

While the flu-like coronavirus continues to afflict people around the world with coughing, fatigue, and occasionally even a fever, the virus itself continues to mutate at a rapid rate - at least in people’s minds. “Did you know it can survive on c...

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Funny story: Tinder Adds New “COVID-19 Positive” Option For Users

Tinder Adds New “COVID-19 Positive” Option For Users

SAN FRANCISCO - In a bid to stay relevant during the recent global pandemic, the popular dating app, Tinder, has added a new option for those testing positive for COVID-19. “At Tinder, we have a simple mission – that everyone deserves the opportun...

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Funny story: Corona Cosmos: What Kind of Social Distancer Are YOU?

Corona Cosmos: What Kind of Social Distancer Are YOU?

While the term “social distancing” has an off-puttingly clinical ring, the fact is, we each bring our own individual style and flair to the practice of self-isolation. What kind of social distancer are YOU? Peruse these common social distancing types...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman's Self-Quarantine Goes Remarkably Smoothly

Nashville Woman's Self-Quarantine Goes Remarkably Smoothly

Determined to go to any lengths to help “flatten the curve” and curb the spread of COVID-19, Jenny Mason of Nashville, Tennessee, implemented a policy of stringent self-quarantine – which, to her relief, met with little or no resistance. “No one e...

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Funny story: Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

PALM BEACH, Florida – Members of the C-19 Exploratory Task Force have just discovered that there are traces of COVID-19 located in seven different areas of the president’s Dixieland White House, Mar-a-Lago. One of the C-19 ETF members divulged, in...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Relieved to Just Have Cancer

Nashville Man Relieved to Just Have Cancer

After experiencing coughing and fatigue, Clinton Toler of Nashville, Tennessee, found a clinic able to test him for COVID-19, but learned, to his immense relief, that he only had cancer. “I was sure it was coronavirus,” he said, shaking his head t...

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Funny story: Miracle Prayer Cloths Linked to Covid-19 Outbreak

Miracle Prayer Cloths Linked to Covid-19 Outbreak

Tulsa Okla; The evangelical mega-church Christ United Nations Tabernacle is at the center of an investigation lead by the CDC and the U.S. Customs Enforcement. Pastor Lester Bullard hocks “miracle prayer clothes” which he claims he prays over at...

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Funny story: Slacker Struggles to Pretend COVID-19 Has Negatively Affected Him

Slacker Struggles to Pretend COVID-19 Has Negatively Affected Him

In the midst of the financial downturn as a result of the COVID-19 epidemic, Sam Josephson of Brooklyn, New York, who admitted to being somewhat of a "slacker," has struggled to maintain the façade that the coronavirus crisis has negatively affected...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle is Donating One of Her Royal Crowns To The COVID-19 Cause

Meghan Markle is Donating One of Her Royal Crowns To The COVID-19 Cause

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex has informed the media that she will be donating one of her favorite crowns in the interest of raising money for the Coronavirus cause. Queen Elizabeth’s second granddaughter-in-law informed Left Coast Mi...

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