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Funny story: Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

"I don't tell other people what to do, but for me, prayer works," said Wanda Messer of Nashville, Tennessee. "God gets results." Messer explained that her Heavenly Father has supported her through her most turbulent of times, including the past ni...

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Funny story: Revolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working

Revolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working

Having accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior but quite clear that no divine being is doing anything to aid the human condition, Thomas Gallicchio, a self-identified "Christian atheist," is urging people to pray for prayers to start working - a...

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Funny story: Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Tired of hearing your heathen friends whine about science and organized religion while completely ignoring your warnings about hell? Well, here are six  ways guaranteed to get those smooth-talking tricksters off their game. Why six? Because if yo...

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Funny story: Philosopher Brings Debate to Halt by Asking whether Scientology Opponent Is High

Philosopher Brings Debate to Halt by Asking whether Scientology Opponent Is High

In a heated debate over the existence of God, free will, and fundamental life spirit, philosophy professor and outspoken atheist, Dr. Donald Cartwright, brought the discussion to a screeching halt by asking whether his debate opponent, Church of Scie...

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Funny story: Deism Offers an Even More Depressing Alternative to Atheism

Deism Offers an Even More Depressing Alternative to Atheism

For many skeptics disheartened by a lack of prayer-answering but hesitant about making the leap into full-on atheism, deism, a belief in a supreme creator who does not intervene in the universe, offers an extremely appealing alternative, except for t...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Notices God Kind of a Deadbeat In His Life

Nashville Man Notices God Kind of a Deadbeat In His Life

Ben Tuttle was happy for his friend Lance Johnson, who quit a tiresome, ill-paying grind of a job without any sort of backup plan, and then, just before his landlord was about to begin eviction proceedings, was offered a position out of the blue at h...

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Funny story: Lonely Skeptic Convinced He's the Only True Non-Believer

Lonely Skeptic Convinced He's the Only True Non-Believer

Leonard Jessup of Eureka Springs, Arkansas, an outspoken non-believer in God, organized religion, astrology, and lots of other things, admitted to feeling painfully lonely in his skepticism. "I sometimes meet people who call themselves atheists,"...

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Funny story: Theologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers

Theologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers

To the relief of many determined to believe in God, despite the lack of evidence of any participatory deity who intervenes in any noticeable way in the workings of the human world, Christian theologian Dr. Mortimer Lane of Nashville, Tennessee, has o...

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Funny story: Secular AA Member Explains that His Loving Higher Power Is Totally Different from a "God"

Secular AA Member Explains that His Loving Higher Power Is Totally Different from a "God"

A lover of science and a self-described seeker of cold hard facts, Alcoholics Anonymous member Justin S. explained that, despite some superficial similarities, the Higher Power he uses to relieve him of his compulsion to drink is totally different fr...

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Funny story: God Admits He Is An Atheist

God Admits He Is An Atheist

The world was left stunned today when the almighty God descended from on high to announce that He, the Alpha and Omega, has officially become an atheist. The surprising revelation had an even more surprising origin, as the Father confirmed that the c...

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Funny story: The Metaphysical Misappropriation of Love

The Metaphysical Misappropriation of Love

“God is love,” I heard more than once on a fairly intelligent discussion of religion in people’s lives on NPR. The claim, echoed by several guests on the show, was made by one speaker, in particular, to distinguish the God of the New Testament f...

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Funny story: Atheist Sam Harris: Keep Dinosaurs out of the Classroom!

Atheist Sam Harris: Keep Dinosaurs out of the Classroom!

Prominent atheist and notable public figure Sam Harris has persuaded some Democratic Senators to try to stop the Flintstones from being shown in science classes. According to Harris, the scientific evidence about human beings evolving much later than the extinction of the dinosaurs is not only compelling... But also entirely delegitimises showing children any programs that depict humans and...

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Funny story: Man From Duck Dynasty With Silly Looking Beard Talks Utter Crap

Man From Duck Dynasty With Silly Looking Beard Talks Utter Crap

The star of the US TV reality show Duck Dynasty is facing criticism after a speech that included a graphic story about Stephen Hawking being struck by lighting. Phil Robertson, one of the ones who has a stupid beard and looks like a "bit of a too...

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Funny story: Atheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons

Atheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons

A Florida author has vowed to abandon atheism and find religion after realizing that many of his fellow atheists are complete and utter morons. Duncan Whitehead of Miami, author of several badly edited, self-published pieces of 'drivel' and well k...

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Funny story: A.C. Grayling's Ungodly War On Children's Toys

A.C. Grayling's Ungodly War On Children's Toys

Most people would surely think there's nothing wrong with kids playing with fuzzy puppies, rabbits, giraffes, and all kinds of animals, and that it's all very innocent. But not everyone from the "notable public figure community" agrees. Yes: renowned postmodernist cultural critic/secular humanist deconstructionist/ atheist fundamentalist A. C. Grayling is concerned that not all cuddly toys...

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Funny story: Report Suggest That Not All Zombies Flesh Eating

Report Suggest That Not All Zombies Flesh Eating

A study conducted by the University of West Georgia has concluded that not all Zombies, or 'Walking Dead' are flesh eating - in fact some are quite friendly. "There is a wide misconception that every reanimated rotting corpse is a danger to living...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Reports coming from Heaven are indicating that God, creator of the Universe, and all powerful being, who created the earth in six (or was it seven?) days, who refused to allow Noah to put the dinosaurs on the Ark, invented cancer and AIDS and who has...

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