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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky of MonicaGate Fame Talks About Her New WWG Wrestling Boyfriend

Monica Lewinsky of MonicaGate Fame Talks About Her New WWG Wrestling Boyfriend

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Monica Lewinsky recently appeared on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show. And at 48, the famous former White House intern, clearly shows that she can still hang with the young political groupies. Lewinsky, wearing her infamous b…

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Funny story: After Denial After Denial Marjorie Taylor Greene Finally Admits That She Has a Highly Sexual Crush On Monica Lewinsky

After Denial After Denial Marjorie Taylor Greene Finally Admits That She Has a Highly Sexual Crush On Monica Lewinsky

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, (alias The Cornfield Scarecrow) doesn't give a hoot that the latest QuinniPinni Poll shows her to be even less popular than three Nazis at a Jewish Bar Mitsvah. The woman who has be…

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Reveals That She Had Her "I Love Bill Clinton" Ass Tattoo Lasered Off 13 Years Ago

Monica Lewinsky Reveals That She Had Her "I Love Bill Clinton" Ass Tattoo Lasered Off 13 Years Ago

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Without a doubt, Monica Samille Lewinsky is the most famous White House interns to ever walk the grounds of the White House, and to also ever engage in hanky-pankyish merriment of an oral nature in the Oval office.

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Says Trump Is A Fucking Liar For Saying He's Seen Her In The Nude Six Times

Monica Lewinsky Says Trump Is A Fucking Liar For Saying He's Seen Her In The Nude Six Times

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - President Bill Clinton's former aide, Monica Lewinsky, is reportedly very angry at the fact that the Trumptard, recently told his alleged boyfriend, Sean Hannity, that he had intimate relations with Monica "Lips of Love" L…

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Funny story: Hotline Between Biden And Putin Not Smoking

Hotline Between Biden And Putin Not Smoking

BILLINGSGATE POST: On August 30, 1963, John F. Kennedy became the first U.S. president to have a direct phone line to the Kremlin in Moscow. The “hotline” was designed to facilitate communication between the president and Soviet premier so that one…

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Says She Wants Donald Trump To Stop Texting Her

Monica Lewinsky Says She Wants Donald Trump To Stop Texting Her

DETROIT – (Satire News) – The most famous White House intern in history has told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she wants for the former disgraced president, Donald J. Trump to stop texting her and telling her that she has the sweetest, most…

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Spotted With Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Tongue-Wrestling At The La Brea Tar Pits

Monica Lewinsky Spotted With Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Tongue-Wrestling At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California – (Satire News) – Reports that rock singer Steven Tyler is cheating on girlfriend Kate Gosselin have surfaced, as an unnamed source reported seeing the 73-year-old rock and roller with the much younger 47-year-old former White Hou…

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Endorses Joe Biden: Sniffing Hair Safer Than Oral Sex

Bill Clinton Endorses Joe Biden: Sniffing Hair Safer Than Oral Sex

BILLINGSGATE POST: Last week during the virtual Democrat convention, Joe Biden received a backhanded endorsement from Bill Clinton, who was called upon to praise the moral virtues of the Democrat nominee for president. In a rare admission that he…

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump

Monica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump

SAN FRANCISCO – Monica Lewinsky, who became the most famous White House intern in political history, has decided to come clean regarding that persistent Trump rumor. Lewinsky, who has joined the entertainment world, is now just one of a handful of…

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Funny story: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Corrects “No Ho” Limerick Decision

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Corrects “No Ho” Limerick Decision

BILLINGSGATE POST: After receiving a blistering call from Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who wrote the majority ruling referred to below, the editors of the BILLINGSGATE POST stand corrected. In the original limerick published e...

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Funny story: The Last Of The Limericks - Sayonara

The Last Of The Limericks - Sayonara

BILLINGSGATE POST: Regretfully, unless these limericks receive better placement in The Spoof, they will be last Lewinsky/Kaczynski limericks of the series. Writers of limericks have never been given their due. Even the Bard of Avon was dismissed as...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Issues Decision Using Limerick Format

Supreme Court Issues Decision Using Limerick Format

BILLINGSGATE POST: Breaking a long-standing precedent, the United States Supreme Court has decided to issue the Kaczynski vs Lewinsky decision in the form of a limerick. Historically, this has been done only in Ireland, back in the 12th Century. Th...

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Funny story: More Kaczynski- Lewinsky Limericks

More Kaczynski- Lewinsky Limericks

BILLINGSGATE POST: I am being deluged by reader requests for more (and better) limericks. This is appalling. However, because it reflects more on the character of the reader than the writer, the apparent lack of discretionary taste that separates ma...

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Funny story: Limericks That Link The Unabomber And Monica Lewinsky Together

Limericks That Link The Unabomber And Monica Lewinsky Together

BILLINGSGATE POST: As inexplicable as fate is, two totally unrelated people were tied together by their unusual names. Ted Kaczynski gained his notoriety as the Unabomber a number of years ago. As you probably remember, Monica Lewinsky was the intern...

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Funny story: Sarah Sanders ‘Is Monica Lewinsky In Drag’

Sarah Sanders ‘Is Monica Lewinsky In Drag’

Washington AC/DC, USA - (ReUterus): Fans of presidential mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders are wondering if ex-Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky is related to Trump’s skew-faced press secretary who has been outed telling porkies about the FBI. The t...

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Funny story: “It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

“It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare admission that he may have crossed the line when he allowed Monica Lewinsky to perform oral sex on him while he was showing her his etchings in the Oval Office, Bill Clinton stated that he wishes he had thought of sniffi...

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Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”

Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”

Two-time loser Hillary “Hillbilly” Clinton, 71, recently said, “the third time's the charm, and I expect to win the presidency in 2020.” Clinton lost the 2008 primary election to Baroque Insane Obummer. She lost again, in the 2016 general election...

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