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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump

Monica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump

SAN FRANCISCO – Monica Lewinsky, who became the most famous White House intern in political history, has decided to come clean regarding that persistent Trump rumor. Lewinsky, who has joined the entertainment world, is now just one of a handful of…

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Funny story: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Corrects “No Ho” Limerick Decision

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Corrects “No Ho” Limerick Decision

BILLINGSGATE POST: After receiving a blistering call from Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who wrote the majority ruling referred to below, the editors of the BILLINGSGATE POST stand corrected. In the original limerick published e...

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Funny story: The Last Of The Limericks - Sayonara

The Last Of The Limericks - Sayonara

BILLINGSGATE POST: Regretfully, unless these limericks receive better placement in The Spoof, they will be last Lewinsky/Kaczynski limericks of the series. Writers of limericks have never been given their due. Even the Bard of Avon was dismissed as...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Issues Decision Using Limerick Format

Supreme Court Issues Decision Using Limerick Format

BILLINGSGATE POST: Breaking a long-standing precedent, the United States Supreme Court has decided to issue the Kaczynski vs Lewinsky decision in the form of a limerick. Historically, this has been done only in Ireland, back in the 12th Century. Th...

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Funny story: More Kaczynski- Lewinsky Limericks

More Kaczynski- Lewinsky Limericks

BILLINGSGATE POST: I am being deluged by reader requests for more (and better) limericks. This is appalling. However, because it reflects more on the character of the reader than the writer, the apparent lack of discretionary taste that separates ma...

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Funny story: Limericks That Link The Unabomber And Monica Lewinsky Together

Limericks That Link The Unabomber And Monica Lewinsky Together

BILLINGSGATE POST: As inexplicable as fate is, two totally unrelated people were tied together by their unusual names. Ted Kaczynski gained his notoriety as the Unabomber a number of years ago. As you probably remember, Monica Lewinsky was the intern...

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Funny story: Sarah Sanders ‘Is Monica Lewinsky In Drag’

Sarah Sanders ‘Is Monica Lewinsky In Drag’

Washington AC/DC, USA - (ReUterus): Fans of presidential mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders are wondering if ex-Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky is related to Trump’s skew-faced press secretary who has been outed telling porkies about the FBI. The t...

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Funny story: “It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

“It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare admission that he may have crossed the line when he allowed Monica Lewinsky to perform oral sex on him while he was showing her his etchings in the Oval Office, Bill Clinton stated that he wishes he had thought of sniffi...

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Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”

Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”

Two-time loser Hillary “Hillbilly” Clinton, 71, recently said, “the third time's the charm, and I expect to win the presidency in 2020.” Clinton lost the 2008 primary election to Baroque Insane Obummer. She lost again, in the 2016 general election...

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Funny story: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets

Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets

BILLINGSGATE POST: The sun rose earlier than expected at the White House. Even the prickly pears were more prickly. The frantic search for the source of leaks emanating from the White House had put everyone on edge. Long-time Secret Service agent S...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password

Monica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password

Today U.S. intelligence services confirmed Monica Lewinsky, the infamous White House intern whose sole claim to fame is having performed fellatio on President Bill Clinton, leaked Hillary's email password to Wikileaks. Intelligent source are 100% co...

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Funny story: Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

At a press conference on Thursday night, Hillary Clinton blew off accusations that her husband was just as bad a womanizer as Donald Trump: "Come on, people," she protested. "It's not like my Billy goes around looking for a blow job. Quite on t...

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Funny story: Monica For President Campaign Gathers Momentum

Monica For President Campaign Gathers Momentum

ONLY IN AMERICA - The last few weeks have been tumultuous times for the two U.S. presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump - to say the least. Both the Republican and Democratic Conventions were mired in controversy and featured an ar...

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Funny story: Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Washington, DC: Sources inside the Clinton campaign have disclosed that Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump, is voting for Hillary Clinton in the presidential general election. Ms. Trump is close personal friends with Hillary Clinton's daughter,...

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Funny story: Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a question and answer session yesterday, Hillary was asked by a young lady from Gilroy, California how she was going to prevent Slick Willie from having an amorous rendezvous with another nubile intern like Monica Lewinsky once...

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Funny story: Poetic Justice: Supreme Court Rules Ted Cruz A Virtual Non-Entity

Poetic Justice: Supreme Court Rules Ted Cruz A Virtual Non-Entity

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since April of 2010 has the Supreme Court issued a decision in the form of a limerick. Historically, The High Court of Scotland started this procedure back in the 1262 in order to keep an over-supply of poetic justices occupie...

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Funny story: Sandy Berger Died With His Socks On

Sandy Berger Died With His Socks On

BILLINGSGATE POST: Former Clinton National Security Adviser, Sandy Berger, died December 2, 2015 at the age of 70. With a legacy marred when he pleaded guilty in 2005 to removing highly classified documents from the National Archives in Washington t...

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