(Disclaimer - Anyone under 60 - please look up Monica at Google - or Pass on this uninteresting Person. Dull Person - Dull story.) Monica was a Presidential, orally proficient Girlfriend(one of Many of this President) - who has made a good living…
Monica Lewinsky, now an Entertainment Star only because she was one of the mistresses of Bill Clinton - over 30 years ago - has recreated Marilyn Monroe's famous song to pres. Kennedy on her Podcast. She still has feelings for the horny ex - pre…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The infamous Monica Lewinsky has found herself back on the national spotlight and she is absolutely loving the attention. The 49-year-old Lewinsky carried on her sexual affair in the Oval Office from 1995 to 1997, w…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has informed its viewers that the latest cigar to go on the smoking market has become a top selling item. Writer Dylan Fresco, stated that the Sweet Smoke Co. of Hackensack, New Jersey, repo…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Monica Lewinsky recently appeared on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show. And at 48, the famous former White House intern, clearly shows that she can still hang with the young political groupies. Lewinsky, wearing her infamous b…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, (alias The Cornfield Scarecrow) doesn't give a hoot that the latest QuinniPinni Poll shows her to be even less popular than three Nazis at a Jewish Bar Mitsvah. The woman who has be…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Without a doubt, Monica Samille Lewinsky is the most famous White House interns to ever walk the grounds of the White House, and to also ever engage in hanky-pankyish merriment of an oral nature in the Oval office.
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - President Bill Clinton's former aide, Monica Lewinsky, is reportedly very angry at the fact that the Trumptard, recently told his alleged boyfriend, Sean Hannity, that he had intimate relations with Monica "Lips of Love" L…
BILLINGSGATE POST: On August 30, 1963, John F. Kennedy became the first U.S. president to have a direct phone line to the Kremlin in Moscow. The “hotline” was designed to facilitate communication between the president and Soviet premier so that one…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The most famous White House intern in history has told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she wants for the former disgraced president, Donald J. Trump to stop texting her and telling her that she has the sweetest, most…
LA BREA, California – (Satire News) – Reports that rock singer Steven Tyler is cheating on girlfriend Kate Gosselin have surfaced, as an unnamed source reported seeing the 73-year-old rock and roller with the much younger 47-year-old former White Hou…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Last week during the virtual Democrat convention, Joe Biden received a backhanded endorsement from Bill Clinton, who was called upon to praise the moral virtues of the Democrat nominee for president. In a rare admission that he…
SAN FRANCISCO – Monica Lewinsky, who became the most famous White House intern in political history, has decided to come clean regarding that persistent Trump rumor. Lewinsky, who has joined the entertainment world, is now just one of a handful of…
BILLINGSGATE POST: After receiving a blistering call from Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who wrote the majority ruling referred to below, the editors of the BILLINGSGATE POST stand corrected. In the original limerick published e...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Regretfully, unless these limericks receive better placement in The Spoof, they will be last Lewinsky/Kaczynski limericks of the series. Writers of limericks have never been given their due. Even the Bard of Avon was dismissed as...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Breaking a long-standing precedent, the United States Supreme Court has decided to issue the Kaczynski vs Lewinsky decision in the form of a limerick. Historically, this has been done only in Ireland, back in the 12th Century. Th...
BILLINGSGATE POST: I am being deluged by reader requests for more (and better) limericks. This is appalling. However, because it reflects more on the character of the reader than the writer, the apparent lack of discretionary taste that separates ma...
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