BILLINGSGATE POST: I am being deluged by reader requests for more (and better) limericks. This is appalling. However, because it reflects more on the character of the reader than the writer, the apparent lack of discretionary taste that separates man from beast is obvious.
Two more lyrical beauties:
If Kaczynski sent a letter to Lewinsky
While she played a tune on Willy's flutinski
Would Bubba be blown twice
While in Monica's head vice
Or would it be just another Singlisky
There once was a President Willy
Whose flute looked crooked and silly
Now Kaczynski you knew
sent letters that blew
like Lewinsky, but not Hillary
Slim: “And you thought Dr. B was just another dork with twelve Doctorates.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. But a poetic dork.”
