Written by Paxton Quigley

Tuesday, 8 January 2019

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"George, do you think you could you get it up for me?"

You know you're old, and maybe an old London git...when...

With thanks to Ralph E. Shaffer You know you're old.

...You go out to a late night party, and when you return at 4am, your 20something kids are waiting up for you.

...After the party your ears are ringing for two days.

...An old-age pensioner is eyeing you up in Balham Sainsbury's.

...You remember when Keith Richards was good looking.

...You still use the London A-Z to get around.

...You remember it was quite normal to have unprotected sex.

...You wish you had done more things with your 17-year-old blonde girlfriend.

...You wonder why on earth did you turn down spending nights with Amanda Adams and Diane Miller?

...It takes more time and effort to get to the finishing post.

...You're in the STI clinic getting stares from teenagers speaking some strange gobbledegook.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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