Trump Talks Diverted to UK After Massive Gaffe

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Sunday, 10 June 2018

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President Donald Trump has been diverted to the UK for talks with North Korean Leader Kim Jung Un.

In a spectacular gaffe, his aide, who hails from Skipton in Yorkshire in the United Kingdom of Great Brtain had mistakenly booked the historical peace meeting at the "Singapore" takeaway in Barnsley.

In a further intercontinental misunderstanding, President Trumps British aide, had invited North West, daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian to the sit in diner part of the Northern English takeaway.

Elvis Bean, Trumps aide of just 2 months said, " 'E said 'e wanted ter meet up with Kims Young 'un at t'Singapore so ave arranged it, happen it wer not as 'e expected, snot ma fewt."

Trump commented via Twitter," he's sacked, but they do a damned good Jalfrezi here."

North West is said to have believed that as Trump consults her parents on matters of state she was not surprised to be invited to meet him. She only suspected something was not right when she was served food on plain porcelain and without a food-taster.

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