Editorial: May Attacks Syria

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Sunday, 15 April 2018


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So after PM May decided “fuck it” and bombed the shit out of another country on tenuous evidence (where have we heard this before) she now fears a public backlash. The main shame is that she won’t be receiving said “back lashes” across her back with a glass encrusted whip.

The carrion eyed cunt completely misjudged the public appetite for more wanton slaughter from above and now fear repercussions at the polls. To be fair with the bombs and death we’ve just dropped on another country helping to create another generation of jihadists the normal British public fear a back lash anytime they're standing in a crowd of people.

Over the course of the year thousands and thousands of children have died in appallingly bad circumstances. Religious persecution, malnutrition, hacked to death with a knife, sacrificed to the Pope, blown up by British weapons used by other countries, land mines we’ve left buried in the ground, support from the UK in propping up corrupt regimes which allow the slaughter of a certain type of their people because they're “not the right kind of Muslim”. These are all perfectly acceptable ways to kill unarmed civilians in fact the PM would have probably congratulated Assad if he’d used the chemical weapons on a stream of refugees instead of people cowering in a fucked town.

Mrs May has joined the likes of Cameron and Blair in taking this country into yet another conflict that helps NO-ONE. The wonderful thing about “precision” bombing is that an explosion is as “precise” as explosive diarrhoea being forced through a sieve.

The main problem for the British government is that the Syrians didn’t buy the chemical weapons from us in the first place. How dare they murder people and the UK not turn a profit?

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