This is Lance Bottomly Hollywood Actor - (older, out of work - but still have my looks and charm). The Kardashian Camera crew is following me around for Thanksgiving - and I will also cook a Dinner for them at Xmas.
I am to do part of the Kardashian Thanksgiving and Xmas Specials - when they have their various husbands, boyfriends and ex - husbands all gathered by the fireside, and later - a meal cooked by Me.
Why me? I was had for a really reasonable price - and said I could cook.
Any way - I am also having an earlier Thanksgiving dinner for several of my older burnt-out Hollywood friends - depressed and worn - out. (Drugs, etc). But I love them.
Friendship is mysterious - it happens, or it doesn't happen, and you can't make it happen. It happened with these people.
So here we are at the Biggie Market - first two frozen Factory Birds - (from a huge food factory somewhere grinding out million of turkeys a year - (at minimal costs and with growth hormones).
Then the Factory Bread for stuffing - and the Factory Eggs, the Factory pies and cakes. Then Factory vegetables from Mexico. (Turista, anyone?).
What would we do with out these giant monopoly food companies?
(Eat real food grown locally probably).
What they produce might not be Nutritious - but there is plenty of it.
Then home to tune in to YouTube - for it to tell me to tell me how to cook the birds! (I cook un poquito)
I am making Bourbon chicken - plenty of Bourbon for me and a tiny bit for the chicken and stuffing. Then making the two dinners with help from
The Forrest Gump cookbook.
And then some of us older people bounced around by Life - will really give Thanks for the meal.
