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Funny story: Lonely old f*ck invited to Biden White House following Thanksgiving behavior modeling

Lonely old f*ck invited to Biden White House following Thanksgiving behavior modeling

This week Mr. Biden appealed to the country to keep Thanksgiving small, very small, in order “to snuff out the virus.” It is now understood he was also seeking “behavior models” on this matter, and this has led to discovery of a LOF ready, willing…

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Funny story: Now That President Trump Has Pardoned Michael Flynn - Ivanka, Eric, and Dopey (Donnie Jr.) Are Next

Now That President Trump Has Pardoned Michael Flynn - Ivanka, Eric, and Dopey (Donnie Jr.) Are Next

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump has decided to use one of his 700 ‘Get Out of Jail Free” cards to pardon Michael Flynn and keep him from becoming an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. His press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, has hinted t…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Cancels Thanksgiving – Thousands of Pilgrims Are Pissed

Massachusetts Cancels Thanksgiving – Thousands of Pilgrims Are Pissed

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The governor of Massachusetts, Charlie Baker is catching hell over his decision to cancel Thanksgiving. He told Boom Boom News that he decided to cancel the traditional holiday, due to the increasing number of citizens in…

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Celebrations Well Underway

Thanksgiving Celebrations Well Underway

It may not seem that long since we all enjoyed the merriment of Thanksgiving, but it's crept up on us all again, and, later today, families across the generations in the US will be gathering together to partake of the traditional annual 4th of July T...

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Funny story: Buffalo Bills Fan Creamed His Underpants After Latest Win

Buffalo Bills Fan Creamed His Underpants After Latest Win

The AFC East may well be won by the New England Patriots (10-1) come January, but their closest rivals, the Buffalo Bills, (8-3), are giving them a real run for their money, and one Bills fan was so elated after his team's latest victory, he literall...

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Funny story: Thanks To Be Given For Thanksgiving

Thanks To Be Given For Thanksgiving

News has just reached us that, later today, Thursday 28 November, thanks are to be given for Thanksgiving. When everyone has woken up and gotten out of bed, that is. That's nothing unusual, of course. Thanksgiving, the one day in the year wi...

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Funny story: Black Friday Is On A Friday Again

Black Friday Is On A Friday Again

Black Friday, the one day in the calendar year that can be relied upon to send all obsessive shoppers into a frenzy, can also be counted on in another way - it's always on a Friday! Held on the very next day after Thanksgiving, Black Friday can al...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Prays Over Thanksgiving Turkey and Reflects that Karma’s a Bitch

Nashville Woman Prays Over Thanksgiving Turkey and Reflects that Karma’s a Bitch

In gratitude for the Thanksgiving Day feast prepared by her mother and extended family, Carrie Grace Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, bowed her head in prayer, thanked the centerpiece stuffed turkey for his/her sacrifice, and reflected to herself that...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Day - But When?

Thanksgiving Day - But When?

Thanksgiving Day, that special day of the year, set aside to celebrate and give thanks for the harvest and all things Natural - but when is it? "Why, it's the fourth Thursday in November!" all Americans will be screaming - but it's not as simple a...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods And Phil Mickelson To Dine Together On Thanksgiving

Tiger Woods And Phil Mickelson To Dine Together On Thanksgiving

Tiger Woods and 'Big' Phil Mickelson are to put their golfing differences on hold, and will spend Thanksgiving together next Thursday, during a televised 'intimate dinner for two'. The pair, who, on Friday, 23 November, will tee off in the eagerly...

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Funny story: President Trump To Make Alterations To Thanksgiving Holiday

President Trump To Make Alterations To Thanksgiving Holiday

When President Trump told fellow Republicans today, that he intended to make changes to the Thanksgiving holiday, there was a hushed silence, as everyone in the room listened carefully for the date change. They needn't have worried, however, for t...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving was "Native Americans being sarcastic"

Thanksgiving was "Native Americans being sarcastic"

Historians have long believed that Thanksgiving was either a genuine attempt to smooth over relations between early US settlers and the native Americans; or else a lie told by the settlers after they had massacred them all. However, Professor of H...

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Funny story: Thousands of Service Personel seek Trauma counseling after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops

Thousands of Service Personel seek Trauma counseling after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops

Medical Doctors are reporting a huge upsurge in active service personnel seeking psychological treatment for PTSSD (Post Trump Speech Stress Disorder) after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops. Doctors say they have not seen a sur...

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Funny story: Turkey Pardons Donald Trump At Thanksgiving.

Turkey Pardons Donald Trump At Thanksgiving.

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said "Thank you, Mr. President fo...

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Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 51,649,998 Turkeys

President Forgets To Pardon 51,649,998 Turkeys

WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Trump continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 51,649,998 turkeys. While USA Today estimates...

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Funny story: "Mmm, Tofurky!" Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week Before Thanksgiving

"Mmm, Tofurky!" Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week Before Thanksgiving

Clearly feeling the heat as he approached his looming slaughter at the age of six weeks, a bloated five-week-old teenage turkey desperately attempted to talk up the appeal of "mock meats" like the widely popular soy-based Tofurky. "Mmmm, Tofurky!"...

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Funny story: "Mmmm, Tofurky!' Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week before Thanksgiving

"Mmmm, Tofurky!' Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week before Thanksgiving

Clearly feeling the heat as he approached his looming slaughter at the age of six weeks, a bloated five-week-old teenage turkey desperately attempted to talk up the appeal of "mock meats" like the widely popular soy-based Tofurky. "Mmmm, Tofurky!"...

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