Ah, look at that turkey! And the hyena with the carving knife. See the homicidal glare in her eye, wondering if her husband is coming downstairs to join the family or is he with his mistress right now, having a turkey not filled with poison and Q…
WASHINGTON, D.C., Nov. 21 — In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House this morning, President Biden continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. While Forbes estimates that…
This is Lance Bottomly Hollywood Actor - (older, out of work - but still have my looks and charm). The Kardashian Camera crew is following me around for Thanksgiving - and I will also cook a Dinner for them at Xmas. I am to do part of the Kardas…
Quaker Press: A mail carrier in Albuquerque, New Mexico has been accused of fowl play after going postal on a wild turkey named Tommy. The bird apparently accosted the letter carrier Monday, and started to interact with his leg, prompting him to g…
BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Massachusetts Senate has voted to ban a phrase that many consider to be inappropriate and a bit risqué. State Senator Hirkey L. Stonewire, said that he has been trying to outlaw that horribly horrendous phrase for the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vice-President Harris told Ipso Facto News that she is 99.998% certain that the former “Divider-in-Chief” aka Donald Jonathan Trump will be wearing an orange inmates jumpsuit and sitting in a jail cell before Thanks…
This week Mr. Biden appealed to the country to keep Thanksgiving small, very small, in order “to snuff out the virus.” It is now understood he was also seeking “behavior models” on this matter, and this has led to discovery of a LOF ready, willing…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump has decided to use one of his 700 ‘Get Out of Jail Free” cards to pardon Michael Flynn and keep him from becoming an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. His press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, has hinted t…
BOSTON – (Satire News) – The governor of Massachusetts, Charlie Baker is catching hell over his decision to cancel Thanksgiving. He told Boom Boom News that he decided to cancel the traditional holiday, due to the increasing number of citizens in…
It may not seem that long since we all enjoyed the merriment of Thanksgiving, but it's crept up on us all again, and, later today, families across the generations in the US will be gathering together to partake of the traditional annual 4th of July T...
The AFC East may well be won by the New England Patriots (10-1) come January, but their closest rivals, the Buffalo Bills, (8-3), are giving them a real run for their money, and one Bills fan was so elated after his team's latest victory, he literall...
News has just reached us that, later today, Thursday 28 November, thanks are to be given for Thanksgiving. When everyone has woken up and gotten out of bed, that is. That's nothing unusual, of course. Thanksgiving, the one day in the year wi...
Black Friday, the one day in the calendar year that can be relied upon to send all obsessive shoppers into a frenzy, can also be counted on in another way - it's always on a Friday! Held on the very next day after Thanksgiving, Black Friday can al...
In gratitude for the Thanksgiving Day feast prepared by her mother and extended family, Carrie Grace Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, bowed her head in prayer, thanked the centerpiece stuffed turkey for his/her sacrifice, and reflected to herself that...
Thanksgiving Day, that special day of the year, set aside to celebrate and give thanks for the harvest and all things Natural - but when is it? "Why, it's the fourth Thursday in November!" all Americans will be screaming - but it's not as simple a...
Tiger Woods and 'Big' Phil Mickelson are to put their golfing differences on hold, and will spend Thanksgiving together next Thursday, during a televised 'intimate dinner for two'. The pair, who, on Friday, 23 November, will tee off in the eagerly...
When President Trump told fellow Republicans today, that he intended to make changes to the Thanksgiving holiday, there was a hushed silence, as everyone in the room listened carefully for the date change. They needn't have worried, however, for t...
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