WASHINGTON D.C. - (Spoof News) - In a shocking revelation, sources close to former President Donald Trump's family have stated that they believe Trump may actually be a vampire. Tiffany Trump, who wished to remain anonymous, so forget that, said t…
Hugh Grant has revealed how absolutely boring the Oscars are and, essentially, always have been. His monotone one-word answers and eye-roll at the end were perfect. As he pushed through the agonizing interview (“Who are you wearing?” They still as…
CROW'S CROTCH, Massachusetts - (Satire News) - The Boston Evening Moon Newspaper has broken the story that a family of vampires has invaded the very peaceful, docile, somewhat boring coastal town of Crow's Crotch, Massachusetts. Reporter Sigmund C…
Big Ben rang out the New Year … and a story got quickly buried. There were … things … seen to flutter around the big clock. And around other London landmarks: Parliament, the House of Wax, Sherlock Holmes Cocaine Emporium, Canterbury Cathedral es…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle wrote that the all-girl rock band from California, The Vampire Virgins of Venice Beach have hit the charts with their very first song. The song titled, "He Tickled My Fancy As I…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - It is generally believed that Kim and Pete have become the happiest, hottest, power couple in America. The eldest of the five Kardashian girls is 41, and her boyfriend who is a member of "Saturday Night Live" is only 28…
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Lewd Libido Films will soon begin filming the highly-anticipated vampire motion picture titled, "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia." The movie will star Nina D…
There have been a lot of modern vampire movies where the vampire wines and dines the victim - (before dining on her) - then has sex with his Vamp sweetie. (An example is the Eddie Murphy vampire movie). The trouble is these guys have 300, 400, 5…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The world famous Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato have just announced that they will soon begin production on the motion picture, "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2." The film will be set in the vampir…
For heading the committee investigating the January 6th rebellion orchestrated by Generalissimo Donald Trump, Liz Cheney may have to turn Democrat. Her home state of Wymoing ain’t liking her too good and may wanna run her outa town on a rail, jest li…
The guy who wrote the Jane Austen Vampire and Zombie novels - a highly ethical person - got incensed and in a fight with the Asian guy who just did the Gay Jane Austen Movie-set in Fire Island NY. Being in costume, they threw walking sticks at e…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the new Touch Rock Films motion picture have been informed by its star that she will not be appearing nude in the movie’s opening scene, which takes place in an old abandoned termite-infested saw mill.
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places - your local bank! This vampire is a new one for the books - it feeds n...
In an earth-shattering report, a study released earlier today by the VRI -- now known as the Vampire Research Institute -- concluded that the blood of caucasians is widely considered by the vampiric community to be the most “pure” and desired blood o...
900 year old vampire Ardith Dartan, who wishes for nothing more than to finally be freed from his wretched existence, shared his thoughts about the latest film in the long running Oceans series. “I found the heist to be less interesting than the...
Last Friday began like any other day for Goth guy James Vendurbuen, a vegan breakfast, an hour long shower, two hours of hair and make-up and an hour of self-loathing. But what happened during his typical wait at the bus stop was far from typical. He...
Outside, on a pleasant evening, the quiet lot of parked Volvos and Priuses seemed at peace. But inside the small church basement, it was a scene of heartbreak as parents poured out their hearts to one another. "I don't understand," one mother cried. "I marched in Selma and protested the Viet Nam war and now my forty-year-old son has gone over to the dark side. I can understand his resentment at...
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