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Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

Funny story: Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

In an earth-shattering report, a study released earlier today by the VRI -- now known as the Vampire Research Institute -- concluded that the blood of caucasians is widely considered by the vampiric community to be the most “pure” and desired blood o...

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Ancient Vampire Who Yearns for Death Reviews Oceans 8

900 year old vampire Ardith Dartan, who wishes for nothing more than to finally be freed from his wretched existence, shared his thoughts about the latest film in the long running Oceans series. “I found the heist to be less interesting than the...

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Goth Guy Killed By Vampire-Killer Guy

Funny story: Goth Guy Killed By Vampire-Killer Guy

Last Friday began like any other day for Goth guy James Vendurbuen, a vegan breakfast, an hour long shower, two hours of hair and make-up and an hour of self-loathing. But what happened during his typical wait at the bus stop was far from typical. He...

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ESCHeW DRAKOOLA

Funny story: ESCHeW DRAKOOLA

Outside, on a pleasant evening, the quiet lot of parked Volvos and Priuses seemed at peace. But inside the small church basement, it was a scene of heartbreak as parents poured out their hearts to one another. "I don't understand," one mother cried. "I marched in Selma and protested the Viet Nam war and now my forty-year-old son has gone over to the dark side. I can understand his resentment at...

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Mexican drug lord escapes death twice; maybe the third time will be the charm

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican Drug lord Nazario Moreno was killed again on Sunday, when federal forces shot him during a firefight. It was the second time since 2010 that the bandito was killed by authorities. "He is persistent for a dead man," a...

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Dead man returns to life, craving blood

JACKASS, MS -- Seventy-eight-year-old Walter Williams has cheated the Grim Reaper. Pronounced "dead" five days ago by a doctor whose credentials are "under review" by the Amerikan Medical Association, Williams was on the embalming table, about to be...

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A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013

Funny story: A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013

According To The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago, Vampire motion pictures have just surpassed sci-fi movies, superhero movies, fantasy movies, and animated movies in terms of overall popularity. The film series The Twilight Saga, which starred Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner helped to popularize the vampire genre of films. Television shows about vampires helpe...

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Nina Dobrev Talks About Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Talks About Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev wanted to make it clear that the rumor that season five of The Vampire Diaries will see the town of Mystic Falls, Virginia completely wiped out by a category 7 tornado is positively false. She said that she believes that th...

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Polish vampire grave could spell end of Pope John Paul II sainthood bid

Funny story: Polish vampire grave could spell end of Pope John Paul II sainthood bid

Wadowice, Poland - An archaeological dig under Karol Wojtyla's family home in Poland has turned up remains of a vampire mausoleum where many of the late Pope's relatives are believed to be buried. Geologists working on the 13th century site found...

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Are Back For Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Are Back For Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - The sleepy little town of Mystic Falls, Virginia is once again brimming with the hustle and bustle of it's inhabitants on the CW blockbuster hit The Vampire Diaries. The main cast member who portrays Elena Gilbert, Nina Dobrev sat down...

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Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

Funny story: Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he has just been approached by executives with Tri-Moon Pictures about starring in a film with the gorgeously sexy Scarlett Johansson. Brand, the ex-husband of Katy Perry told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickl...

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Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Aniston To Star In The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas

Funny story: Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Aniston To Star In The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has announced that filming has started on the Luigi Luigiani motion picture The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas. The film is based on the Hyacinth Cynthia Barbuckle novel titled What...

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Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart the star of The Twilight Saga series was in Venice Beach shopping for a new pair of sunglasses. She was asked if she has gotten over being dumped by her ex-boyfriend fellow Twilight Saga star Rob Pattinson. Stewar...

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Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires

Funny story: Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that filming will soon begin on the new Bandini Borrapelli film The Dixieland Vampires. Borrapelli spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Magazine and in...

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Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

Funny story: Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of LaLaLand is that the Epitome Television Network has just cancelled The Vampire Threesome. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo there were several reasons why the vampire show which starred Paris Hilton, Russel...

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Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

Funny story: Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has just announced plans for a new vampire cable television show The Vampire Threesome. The show will be directed by noted motion picture director Durango Grundyweather, who has been nominated for an...

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Gingivitis Takes the Bite Out Of Vampire

Funny story: Gingivitis Takes the Bite Out Of Vampire

New Orleans, Louisiana vampire, Bobby Belfry, has lost all of his teeth due to the affects of advanced gingivitis. This happenstance has rendered Mr. Belfry bite-less, albeit, but not flightless. For 8,656 years and 225 days, Mr. Belfry had been...

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Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Pipe Dream Films in association with Omnigate Pictures has just released the media info on their latest movie production. Noted producer Bellanini Terrabini stated that the movie titled The Vampir...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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