AMARILLO, Texas - (Satire News) - iRumors has just broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just been accused of allegedly fondling the ass of the lead guitar player with The Sexy School Marms of Amarillo Band. The guitarist Lila Jo…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The co-host of the TV game show, "Wheel o Fortune" Vanna Purity White has announced that she just celebrated her 85th birthday and noted that she doesn't feel a day over 82. Margarita Mixx, with Wild Whispers wrote in…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) -The raspy voiced singer has just informed Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buck Yazoo that she has decided to retire at the amazingly young age of 29. Miley, who is noted for her skinny legs, masculine-like features, a…
TOPEKA, Kansas - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the "Fly-Over" states of Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, and Nebraska is that GOP Gov. Ron "The Asshole" DeSantis and the Democrat traitor, Sen. Joe "The Asshole" Manchin are involved in a physical…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who many say is so fucking ugly she makes Sara Huckabee Sanders look like a Barbie Doll, has a first-class crush on one of the world's richest men, Elon…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a friendship coupling that has not been seen since the days of Warren Beatty and Madonna, Ipso Facto News has informed the public that Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Ferguson have now become close friends; very, v…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News, has just broken the story that Putin The Evil has impregnated two of his nine girlfriends. The names of the two semi-whores, who now have the communist leader's seed within their pussies were not relea…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Stand-up comedians like Louis C.K., Hannibal Buress, Zach Galifianakis, Zydeco Dupree, and even female comedian Tiffany Haddish, are not taking any chances with crazed, violent, fucked-up-in-the-head assholes like Will Smi…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, says that even after Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has referred to her as a two-bagger, a wayward witch, an ugly-as-whale-shit bitch, and a cellulite-infested skank, she still cares abo…
HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Xi Jinping, the President of China, has just stated that he wants the entire civilized world (and even the uncivilized world) to know that his gorgeous daughter, Jia Pia Jinping, 27, is nine times prettier, sexier,…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has been acting very strange lately. The extremely unpopular Congresswoman from Georgia, allegedly got engaged on a recent trip to Baltimore. MTG, when asked by several reporters, refused to say w…
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