MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The rumor that has been swirling around the nation regarding Mrs. Trump leaving Mar-a-Lago and moving back to Trump Tower in Manhattan is in fact true.
Boom Boom News crack reporter Hacienda Fiddle broke the story that the former first lady and son Barron, have in fact left the Trump’s Florida complex and are both now living in their exquisitely luxurious Trump Tower suite.
Miss Fiddle, who spoke with Melania said that she has never seen a happier-looking woman than Melly.
She noted that she actually looks better than she has in the past five years, her face is radiant, her smile is beautiful, and her body has gotten gorgeously sizzling, as they say in Tinsel Town (Hollywood).
When Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was asked if his wife had moved out of Mar-a-Lago, he turned as red as a Tallahassee tomato and replied, that Melania was in the Mar-a-Lago kitchen making oatmeal raisin cookies.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: And the never-ending lies continue to spew forth out of the twice-impeached, one term ex-president's lying mouth.]
