BROOKLYN, New York – (Satire News) – iNews reported that Donald Trump’s personal physician has stated on-the-record that DJT needs to have a brain transplant, yesterday.
Dr. Yang FuFi remarked that Trump now has the brain of a Gabon viper, and soon it will become the brain of a predatorial gnat if he does not go in for a brain transplant.
The doctor noted that he checked his data base and he found three possible donors; who have similar brains.
The first is Tucker “Creepo” Carlson, the second is Trump's challenged son Eric Trump, and the third is an unidentified African-American male who is addicted to McDonald’s Big Macs, NBA basketball, and lying-up-the-ass.
Dr. FuFi noted that there is also one female who could possibly provide Trump with a new brain, and that is Marjorie Taylor Greene, who sexually is on the same channel as Don The Con.
