BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – 99.93% of all Democrats believe that the Trumptard is responsible for the Coronavirus, which Chinese President Xi Jingping, pegged the Trumpapalooza Virus.
And the latest Omnnipinni Poll shows that now 89.3% of all die-hard, Trump ‘Basers” believe that DJT is responsible for losing the election.
Even staunch Trump supporters like Greg “The Gremlin” Gutfeld, Jim “The Naked Wrestler” Jordan, and “Moscow Mitch” McConnell, now finally admit that old “Prick Face,” (Trump) needs to come back to reality.
And Canadian songstress Celine Dion commented that the orange bitch simply needs to realize that he fucking lost the presidential election, and he really needs to just stop being a fucked up delusional douche bag and acting like he won.
SIDENOTE: News Blues News Agency reporter Velveeta Maracas, noted that even Melania Trump, herself told BFF Anderson Cooper that a circus midget will start on an NBA team before the Nazi whore-monger admits that he lost.
