THE BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that it is no secret that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is a staunch racist, as well as a mothereffen lying scumbag, oh and a sexual predatorial predator as well.
BuzzFuzz writer Sonora Cahoots notes that news agencies, newspapers, the Internet, and even Fox News all know it; Fox being the pussy outfit that it is will deny it until Trump stops grabbing pussy, which is never, ever, never.
Before and during the 2020 presidential election the Trumptard embraced two fat, semi-ugly, totally obnoxious African-American females.
The two blackened bishes, as Melania calls them, are Diamond and Silk, who are about as nauseating as Celine Dion is skinny.
Miss Cahoots reports that Diamond and Silk, who by the way, are hated by 99.2% of all blacks were arrested by police in the possession of $45,000 worth of US counterfeit food stamps.
Law enforcement officers pointed out that every one of the stamps had the phrase E Pluribus Unum, misspelled as E Pluribus Uranus.
