You wake up behind the wheel of a car. There is a lion, a large lion sitting in the middle of the road. Is this a dream? Are you just in a safari park? Here are the five telltale signs. 1) Are there other people in the car? Do you recognise them?…
Is the radio tuner stuck again? Can you not hear the usual 1990s indie pop you tune in for? Is it Radio 4? This ten-point guide will soon show you either way. 1) At some point, you will hear TV presenter Lucy Worsley talking about a dead queen.
April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review interviewed Sen. Marjorie "The Bachelorette" Taylor Greene and asked her how she is doing after her divorce. MTG said that she hasn't been this happy since the night she took on a varsity basketball team in…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is considered by many Republicans to be a very sexy and erotic woman. The Democrats, on the other hand, regard her as the female Ted "Dracula" Cruz, except that she is not from Guatemala li…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, has compiled a list of ten words that the fucked up Nazi predator (aka Donald J. Erasmus Trump) cannot pronounce. The orange he-bitch will swear up and down, and sideways that he…
NEW YORK CITY (Satire News) - Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just compiled a list of coliseums, arenas, and stadiums in the United States that Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones stated are their favorite all-time venues. Buck Yazoo, senior writer for…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The London Daily Informer Newspaper, has just listed a list of The Top 10 British Pubs in London. Daily Informer reporter Benjamin "Big Ben" Viking compiled the list after the newspaper asked its readers to submit their c…
ONE OF TOM CRUISE'S HOBBIES IS COLLECTING TRIVIA FACTS. HERE ARE TEN THAT HE PROVIDED TO THE ALPHA BETA NEWS AGENCY FROM HIS LATEST HIT MOVIE, "TOP GUN - MAVERICK." 1. Tom Cruise was not the producers first choice to star as Maverick. Brad Pitt wa…
I can no longer use it to hide that I have forgotten to shave this morning. It will no longer cover up my smirk at someone’s stupid comment. The extra warmth it gives my jaw on those below freezing days. It will no longer cover up my bad br…
A LIST OF 10 CELEBRITY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR 2022 - TAYLOR SWIFT – She wants to get at least three new boyfriends by Valentine's Day, so she can break up with them, and write her first three hit songs of the year. - DONALD TRUMP – Vows to…
HOLLYWOOD – (Magazine Satire) – Cowbell Notes Music Magazine looked over every single song that Taylor Swift has ever written, going back to when she was only 3-year-old. And they found that out of the millions of lyrics that Taylor has written, ther…
HARLEM, New York – (Magazine Satire) - Afro Sheen Magazine reporter Yodelle Denzel St. Bling has just announced the magazine’s selection of this year's top hip hop-rap music band names. Lots and lots of websites were searched in order to choose the t…
JOLIET, Illinois – (Satire News) – The American Society For The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has just released a list of ten pet products that went on the market, and were almost instantly taken off the market for this reason or that. THE LIST…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, along with stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree, have just compiled a list of nicknames that DJT has acquired over the last 4 or 5 years. The list originally had over 90 nicknames, but with t…
Donald Trump - One Tweet Over the Line (a winners book for pussies who still pretend I lost) Christopher Wray - How I Maintained My Integrity While Others Chose to Follow the Law Leonardo DeCaprio - The Man Who Single Handedly Ended MMGW By Fly…
Since democrats are claiming the peaceful January 6th protest was an insurrection, and nearly brought down the government, I think it's time we created a list of other 'watershed' events that also nearly toppled democracy. Please add your own 'lif…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Everyone agrees that there is no one in the history of the civilized world who has uttered more lies than the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington D.C., Donald Johnny Trump. The latest number ac…
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