The Texas State High Court Calls For Gov. Greg “The Crazy Prick” Abbott To Be Removed From Office

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 22 August 2021

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Many Texans have said that 63-year-old Greg Abbott has the temperament of a 3-year-old brat.

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the heart of Texas state that Governor Greg Abbott, who has gone off-the-deep-end and needs to be removed from office before the ignorant, loose cannon shitass gets a wild hair up his ass and decides to invade Oklahoma.

The Houston Daily Driller has noted that on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being positively full of Chupacabra shit, “Wheely Greg” is a 14.

Even one of his own flesh and blood, cousin Homer Blickstick, 57, of Waxahachie, said that even as a little kid of 9, Greg would fantasize about boinking his teachers.

Howard Stern, the shock jock says that Abbott needs to be put away in a padded cell somewhere so he can play with his little, bitty, dicky poo from sunup to sundown.

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