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Funny story: Computer playing up, just to piss you off

Computer playing up, just to piss you off

Your computer knows all about you. It knows your search history, your innermost soul, and what you think. Sometimes, it doesn't freeze due to performing an illegal action, or because too many tabs are open. Sometimes, it just plays you up to piss…

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Funny story: How old people are screwed by computers

How old people are screwed by computers

Everyone knows that old people and computers don't mix. The case of the absconded email password illustrates exactly how the curdling takes place, orchestrated by big tech. This is the notorious case of Miss Wiggins, an old maid who lives alone…

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Funny story: English Bulldog Owners Catch Their Pet Viewing Doggy Porn

English Bulldog Owners Catch Their Pet Viewing Doggy Porn

LOMPOC, California – (Satire News) – Roy and Deena Nishfitt of Lompoc recently received the shock of their married life. The couple, who have been married for 27 years recently came home from an evening of drinking, dining, and dancing and were sh…

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Funny story: Internet Biscuit Scam Shock

Internet Biscuit Scam Shock

Outraged Welsh biscuit lover Dai Jestif claims big business is stealing millions through internet biscuit scams. “It was only when the computer started malfunctioning that it occurred to me. You see, every time you go to a site it asks you to acc…

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Funny story: Computer very slow only to get on your nerves

Computer very slow only to get on your nerves

Your Computer, Gary is being very slow today, just to get on your nerves. Normally, Mary the mouse and Gary play very nicely together, but today they are both playing you up. 'It is no good' said Gary 'I can't be fast every day you know. I mean…

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Funny story: Scientists Build Elevators With Artificial Intelligence...Unfortunately, There's A Catch

Scientists Build Elevators With Artificial Intelligence...Unfortunately, There's A Catch

Scientists at the United World Scientific And Science Organization have created the world's first elevators, utilizing state-of-the-art Artificial Intelligence programming to create elevators that actually speak to the passengers inside it. Howeve…

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Funny story: The NFL Will Allow Quarterbacks to Use Mini-Computers While They’re on The Playing Field Starting Next Season

The NFL Will Allow Quarterbacks to Use Mini-Computers While They’re on The Playing Field Starting Next Season

NEW YORK – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is taking Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones excellent suggestion. Jones suggested to the commissioner that, in order to embrace the ever-improving electronic advances in today’s fast-paced…

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Funny story: First non-binary computer introduced

First non-binary computer introduced

It is the largest milestone in computing since the invention of the internet-enabled fridge. This week, computer manufacturer BigHard has developed the world's first non-binary computer. The computer is called Bernard, but prefers to use the prono…

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Funny story: 'Data Usage Warning' Received

'Data Usage Warning' Received

There was consternation earlier today, when, quite without warning, and totally unexpectedly, a man who was using his phone to browse the internet received a notification that amounted to a: 'Data Usage Warning' Recovering from the initial shoc…

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Funny story: Computer Offered FreeCell Player Very Poor Hint

Computer Offered FreeCell Player Very Poor Hint

A Microsoft computer game which a man was playing has been accused of offering a 'hint' that was unhelpful, misleading and, indeed, totally inappropriate if we are to think the facility is provided so that players might successfully accomplish the ta…

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Funny story: Man's Data Isn't Backed Up

Man's Data Isn't Backed Up

A man who uses a Smartphone to make telephone calls, send emails, browse the internet, and to see what kind of crap his family and friends have been up to on Facebook, has been told by his device that his data isn't backed up. Quite what this mean…

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Funny story: Brilliant Writer Has Fucked Up Weekend Beginning With Loss Of Entire Novel On "Piece-Of-Shit" USB Flash Drive

Brilliant Writer Has Fucked Up Weekend Beginning With Loss Of Entire Novel On "Piece-Of-Shit" USB Flash Drive

Midwest. After spending 10 years carefully managing his time, avoiding high-stress professional careers, and using every single ounce of his creative energy to construct a massive science fiction novel, Minnesota resident and part-time administrativ...

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Funny story: Trump becomes epicenter of coronavirus

Trump becomes epicenter of coronavirus

"This is absolute," said President Trump, as he spoke to astonished journalists on the White House lawn. Originally, the President had thought coronavirus to be something bad affecting computers. Having established the Administration had no Corona...

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Funny story: Man Mistook His Glasses Case For Computer Mouse

Man Mistook His Glasses Case For Computer Mouse

A man who was using a computer at his place of work was left red-faced in front of his colleagues yesterday, after mistaking his glasses case for the computer's mouse. The incident happened as Moys Kenwood, 56, reached out for the mouse to navigat...

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Funny story: Man Notices Crack On His Computer Screen, But Nobody Knows Anything About It

Man Notices Crack On His Computer Screen, But Nobody Knows Anything About It

A computer is a valuable and important piece of equipment, and needs care and attention, so when one man noticed a hairline crack on his screen this week, he wasn't best pleased. Moys Kenwood, 55, saw the inch-long crack as soon as he opened the l...

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Funny story: Minestrone fad still spreading

Minestrone fad still spreading

To most adults, minestrone is a vomit-textured soup available in a packet from all cheap supermarkets. But to youngsters and hipsters, it is the latest craze in gaming. Minestrone is the world's most popular video game on mobile phones. The aim of...

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Funny story: Man Who Listened To Kraftwerk Song Can't Get It Out Of His Mind

Man Who Listened To Kraftwerk Song Can't Get It Out Of His Mind

A man who was listening to music through the YouTube channel on his computer, inadvertently stumbled upon a song by the German electronic synthesizer pioneers, Kraftwerk, and now can't get the tune out of his head! The song, 'Computer Love' (1981)...

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