NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Music pundits are calling the sensational country rap artist Lil Nas X the offspring of Michael Jackson, Prince, and RuPaul.
Lil Nas X's latest song "Is Y'all Really Shocked Dat Shocking Pink Be My Favorite Color Huh?" is already the #1 song on each and every Billboard Chart in the USA, including Hip Hop, Pop, Country, Rap, Rock, and Gospel.
The African-American singer was recently interviewed by Afro Sheen Magazine’s Yodelle Denzel St. Bling at a Popeye’s, which Lil Nas says is his all-time favorite fast food restaurant ever.
He told Yodelle that Popeye’s biscuits are so delicious that he actually prefers them to foreplay.
When asked what the X in his name stands for, he replied that he uses it to honor his great, great, great grandmother who was a plantation slave in Cricket Balls, Mississippi, and whose given name was X Washington-Jefferson.
He took a drink of his papaya-mango smoothie, and added that the Lil comes from him having a very tiny uvula, and the Nas is simply a tribute to NASA.
When asked by Yodelle if he is in fact gay, or if it’s merely an act to attract the San Francisco music fans, he took a bite out of his chicken tender and replied, “Well Yodi, lemme just say dis 'bout dat...Troot be told, I’m actually 93% gay, 6% straight, and 1% fiduciary.”
Lil Nas then informed Yodelle that he owns an LGBTQ clothing store in Brooklyn, a tire repair shop in the Bronx, and a Dairy Queen fast food restaurant in Queens.
He also revealed that he is addicted to microphones, and that he currently has a collection that numbers 2,307 mics, including one that once belonged to his idol Boy George of Culture Club.
SIDENOTE: Lil Nas X proudly boasts that he has 5.604 million followers on Twitter, including 871,903 in Afghanistan.