BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s been well-documented that Joe Biden was tripped and felled by one of his adopted German Shepherds that he brought with him to the White House just lately. Not so well-documented is that he shares his daily rations with Champ…
Pyongyang, North Korea – Rice Paddy News has confirmed that public citizen Donald Trump and the second most powerful leader in the world, Kim Jong-un, are no longer a couple. The North Korean leader said that he gave Trump his engagement ring back…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Well, finally, Donald Johnny Trump, the worst president in the history of the United States, has high-tailed it out of Dodge, and is now languishing bitterly in disgrace in his Mar-a-Lago residence down in The Plywood…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice News Agency has informed the world new agencies, that President Putin is extremely concerned about the sad, deplorable, deteriorating mental condition of President Trump's mulch-filled brain. Putin repor…
BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – The director of the Bronx Zoo has just informed the news media that a 402-pound Galapagos turtle named Nostradamus II has just escaped from his holding cage. Nosty, who is 397-years-old, reportedly escaped once be…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that the leader of North Korea wants to buy Trump’s Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago. Kim Jong-un stated that his BFF Donnie T. texted him and said that he is going t…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI has announced that the United States government has just sold a U.S. destroyer to North Korea. FBI agent Aloysius Browser told the news media that the sale was discovered when a White House cleaning lady…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump continues to play golf every day, and is not too concerned with running the country. A very reliable White House staff member revealed that the President has pretty much put the running of the countr…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency, is reporting that President Trump’s BFF, Kim Jong-un, feels so bad that his buddy got his butt kicked by Joe Biden. The Kimster, as Trump calls him, has invited Trump…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The original TV dance show, Dancing With The Stars keeps breaking viewer records. The show is watched in every state but one, and is viewed in 83 of the world’s 196 countries. A representative for North Korea, says…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred has just reported that the incidence of fans getting hit by foul balls has been greatly reduced. Manfred told ESPN-4, that injuries to fans from foul balls went down 900%, which,…
BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – Rapper Cardi B recently confided to Andy Cohen with the Bravo Network, that the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, has the hots for her. The rap artist said that she received a text message from the North Korean…
It's well known that North Korea is one of the most secretive states in the world. However, North Korea watchers tell us that, since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, there has been a radical increase in the number of people choosing North Korea as…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea, and alleged secret boyfriend, of Donald J. Trump, proudly announced to the people of North Korea that Trumpy is his man. He quickly added that he did not mean his ma…
There was controversy on the Korean peninsula this morning after the North's leader, Kim Jong-un, made a visually-impassioned speech about something or other that proved totally unintelligible, as everything he said was spoken in fluent Korean. Jo…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – President Trump’s favorite pen pal, Kim Jong-un, has just informed the world media that he has developed the most powerful missile on earth. The North Korean leader, who credits Trump for helping him perfec…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – North Korea’s Kim News has just announced that Kim Jong-un has informed the Korean people that he is endorsing his political BFF Donald J. Trump. The chubby dictator, Kim Jong-un, not President Trump, said…
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