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Funny story: Selfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis

Selfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis

Abu Dhabi, UAE - A Chinese tourist nearly killed a teenage American girl with a selfie stick yesterday. The assailant was caught on tape injuring the girl while taking a photograph at the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi. The victim received...

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Funny story: President Obama: The Heck With Everything - I'm Going To Take A Much Needed Vacation To Dubai

President Obama: The Heck With Everything - I'm Going To Take A Much Needed Vacation To Dubai

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has told Vice-President Joe Biden that he is handing him the reins for a while as he will be flying out to Dubai, India to take a much needed vacation. He noted that the darn Republicans are giving him about seve...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Agrees To Race In The Dubai 500

Danica Patrick Agrees To Race In The Dubai 500

NEW YORK CITY - Danica Patrick was visiting New York City when she was asked if it was true that she had agreed to enter The Dubai 500 auto race in September. Danica, who was dressed in a white NASCAR halter top and red, white, and blue shorts rep...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, and Samantha Brick To Star In "We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words"

Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, and Samantha Brick To Star In "We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words"

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that TouchRock Pictures in association with Cinema Castle Films will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlewood's We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words. The motion picture will star Paris Hilton, Cam...

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Funny story: First Published Presidential Papers! Obama Sends out His Resume Hoping to Find 'a real job!"

First Published Presidential Papers! Obama Sends out His Resume Hoping to Find 'a real job!"

For a sitting President who has no verifiable history, let alone copies of undergraduate papers, class room grades, proposed state senate laws, and who voted "Present" more times than not in the US Senate, reports are emerging that Barry is testing...

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Funny story: Busted flush: Palm Jumeirah's famous shopping mall to be renamed Golden Shower Mile amid sewer collapse

Busted flush: Palm Jumeirah's famous shopping mall to be renamed Golden Shower Mile amid sewer collapse

Dubai, UAE - Residents of the Oceana billionaire housing complex are sorely pissed as plumbing repairs to their sanitation ground to a halt in the searing 110F tropical heat this week. "The nearest working lavatories are half a mile down the road...

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Funny story: Obama Raises Birthday Bash Plate Ceiling to $71,600, Announces New Chicago Casino!

Obama Raises Birthday Bash Plate Ceiling to $71,600, Announces New Chicago Casino!

Feeling petulant, peevish and ever the perverse petite-maitre, President Obama became the latest Poster Boy for the Peter Principal in US politics as he postured, prevaricated, and pissed off most of America over the still unresolved Debt De...

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Funny story: Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunt...

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Funny story: Prince Harry banned from Dubai over Colonel Gaddafi links

Prince Harry banned from Dubai over Colonel Gaddafi links

London - City of London moves freezing Libyan assets scored a massive injury-time goal today with the freezing of Harry's charitable bank accounts. Harry was to have captained a Windsor polo team against local Dubai despot Shaikh Mohammed McTomb-R...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting On Golf Green

Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting On Golf Green

DUBAI - It appears that Tiger Woods has once again had a lapse in judgement. The golf legend was on the 12th green participating in the Omega Dubai Desert Golf Classic when he must have forgotten where he was. As he lined up his shot, he suddenly...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

VENICE BEACH - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that the rumors of an intimate relationship that were reported in The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette between movie starlets Vanessa Hudgens and Kristen Stewart are totally false. LC2M Editor A...

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret Brings New Style of Sexy to Dubai

Victoria's Secret Brings New Style of Sexy to Dubai

Victoria's Secret has announced that it will be opening one of its first shops outside of North America-in Dubai of all places. While we can't speak for the sanity of the folks who take care of expansion projects for the corporation, we have to wonde...

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Funny story: Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Saying only "Our Oil Can't last forever," an oil cartel based in Dubai announced today it had bought up it's second iconic ski resort in the White Mountains of New Hampshire and announced plans to start drilling for oil and natural gas immediately.

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement

DUBAI, India - Cheryl Cole and her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough were vacationing in Dubai after a whirlwind romance that has seen them each fly to each others respective side of the "Pond." The two lovebirds were spotted check...

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Funny story: Dubai Airport Toilets Win Cleanliness Accolade

Dubai Airport Toilets Win Cleanliness Accolade

There were celebrations at Dubai International Airport this morning when it was revealed that the airport had been congratulated on the cleanliness of its toilet facilites - in the face of the most unbelievable filth imaginable to man. Moys Kenwoo...

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Funny story: Frank Bruno To Fight Frank Lampard In Dubai

Frank Bruno To Fight Frank Lampard In Dubai

It's just been confirmed that Frank Bruno, former heavyweight champion, is to come out of retirement to fight Chelsea midfield star Frank Lampard in Dubai. The fight is being billed as a tribute to the late BBC boxing commentator Harry Carpenter, who...

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Funny story: Dubai couple mount appeal in kissing case

Dubai couple mount appeal in kissing case

The British couple jailed for kissing in public in Dubai, have mounted an appeal against the one month jail term they received. It is understood that new evidence stating that they were not kissing, but in fact were merely passing a passport fro...

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