DUBAI, India – (Satire News) – The yearly Dubai Camel Races have been cancelled due to the fact that four of the camels tested positive for hump enhancing drugs. A spokesperson for the racing association noted that the camels appeared to look fine…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The National Rumblings News Agency has just broken the romantic story about Britney Spears and Elon Musk. NRNA writer Traci Diddle learned that the “Come Back Kid,” Britney, has been secretly dating billionaire space ex…
ELMONT, New York - (Sports Satire) – In what every thoroughbred racing pundit is calling an absolutely disgraceful ruling, a race horse has been prevented from participating in the Belmont Stakes. The owner of the horse, Jose DuShampoo, of Dubai,…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The much-anticipated remake of the nasty-as-sh*t film, "2 Girls 1 Cup" has finally hit the movie theaters. The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser newspaper is reporting that the Pipe Dreams Films production, which is produc…
(NOT EDITED) NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Apple proudly announces it's brand new Apple Juice PS-007 iPhone. The phone which can hold up to 1.8 million email addresses, can also hold up to 7.3 million GP3 songs. It was developed in Dubai, India,…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Vis-a-Vis has just stated that the latest celebrity to get her own reality show is singing sensation Taylor Swift. The 30-year-old, who is regarded as the sweetest, sexiest, and damn richest singer in the musi…
Abu Dhabi, UAE - A Chinese tourist nearly killed a teenage American girl with a selfie stick yesterday. The assailant was caught on tape injuring the girl while taking a photograph at the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi. The victim received...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has told Vice-President Joe Biden that he is handing him the reins for a while as he will be flying out to Dubai, India to take a much needed vacation. He noted that the darn Republicans are giving him about seve...
NEW YORK CITY - Danica Patrick was visiting New York City when she was asked if it was true that she had agreed to enter The Dubai 500 auto race in September. Danica, who was dressed in a white NASCAR halter top and red, white, and blue shorts rep...
HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that TouchRock Pictures in association with Cinema Castle Films will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlewood's We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words. The motion picture will star Paris Hilton, Cam...
For a sitting President who has no verifiable history, let alone copies of undergraduate papers, class room grades, proposed state senate laws, and who voted "Present" more times than not in the US Senate, reports are emerging that Barry is testing...
Dubai, UAE - Residents of the Oceana billionaire housing complex are sorely pissed as plumbing repairs to their sanitation ground to a halt in the searing 110F tropical heat this week. "The nearest working lavatories are half a mile down the road...
Feeling petulant, peevish and ever the perverse petite-maitre, President Obama became the latest Poster Boy for the Peter Principal in US politics as he postured, prevaricated, and pissed off most of America over the still unresolved Debt De...
Dizzy World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunt...
London - City of London moves freezing Libyan assets scored a massive injury-time goal today with the freezing of Harry's charitable bank accounts. Harry was to have captained a Windsor polo team against local Dubai despot Shaikh Mohammed McTomb-R...
DUBAI - It appears that Tiger Woods has once again had a lapse in judgement. The golf legend was on the 12th green participating in the Omega Dubai Desert Golf Classic when he must have forgotten where he was. As he lined up his shot, he suddenly...
VENICE BEACH - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that the rumors of an intimate relationship that were reported in The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette between movie starlets Vanessa Hudgens and Kristen Stewart are totally false. LC2M Editor A...
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