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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Loves How Danica Patrick Can Quickly Transform Herself Into a Human Coffee Table

Aaron Rodgers Loves How Danica Patrick Can Quickly Transform Herself Into a Human Coffee Table

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Aaron Rodgers recently told Carolina Chipotle, with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he is one of the luckiest guys in the entire world. "The Allstate Kid" and super star quarterback for the Green Bay Packers told…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Reveals That He Came Very, Very Close To Becoming a Dallas Cowboy

Aaron Rodgers Reveals That He Came Very, Very Close To Becoming a Dallas Cowboy

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Sports writer Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine recently spoke with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers at the Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in downtown Green Bay. Brisket asked him about…

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Explains The Nude Photos of Her And Aaron Rodgers

Danica Patrick Explains The Nude Photos of Her And Aaron Rodgers

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR princess Danica Patrick recently sat down with Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo at The Intoxicated Iguana Bar in New York City. The two have known each other ever since Danica was in high school…

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Funny story: Hollywood Is Courting Aaron Rodgers To Be The Next James Bond

Hollywood Is Courting Aaron Rodgers To Be The Next James Bond

HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is thrilled that Tinsel Town is looking at him to replace Daniel Craig, as the new James Bond, agent 007. Rodgers, the ex-boyfriend of NASCAR sweetheart Danica Patrick, say…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Says He Has Agreed To Pay Danica Patrick To Stop Texting Him

Aaron Rodgers Says He Has Agreed To Pay Danica Patrick To Stop Texting Him

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Territory Magazine, Aaron Rodgers is as happy as a wolf at a sheep convention. The Green Bay QB, told STM's Tango Brisket, that after months and months of pleading with his ex-girlfriend…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Tells Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick To Stop Texting Him

Aaron Rodgers Tells Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick To Stop Texting Him

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers reportedly told his ex-NASCAR driver girlfriend, Danica Patrick, to please not send him anymore texts. According to Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti, th…

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Funny story: Allstate Signs Tom Brady and Tony Romo To Star With Aaron Rodgers In The Insurance Commercials

Allstate Signs Tom Brady and Tony Romo To Star With Aaron Rodgers In The Insurance Commercials

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In an excellent advertising move, Allstate Insurance has announced that they have just signed the recently retired Tampa Bay Bucs quarterback Tom Brady, and the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (now a CBS…

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Funny story: Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Tony Romo Are Considering Buying The Detroit Lions

Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Tony Romo Are Considering Buying The Detroit Lions

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The sports world has been turned on its heels as word that three NFL quarterbacks are contemplating purchasing the Detroit Lions. Tom Brady, newly retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers of the Gre…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Is The Father of A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader’s Twin Girls

Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Is The Father of A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader’s Twin Girls

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Sportapalooza is reporting that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is vehemently denying that he is the father of Cowboys Cheerleader Missy Buzzavino’s twin baby girls, Aarona and Aaronette. Rodgers,…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers May Sign With The Cincinnati Bengals

Aaron Rodgers May Sign With The Cincinnati Bengals

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) – Word filtering out of PackerLand is that quarterback Aaron Rodgers is considering an offer from the Bengals to join their team. The Bengals lost to the Los Angeles Rams in the Super Bowl and have expressed…

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Funny story: Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Patrick Mahomes Plan on Watching Super Bowl LVI at Tony Romo’s House

Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Patrick Mahomes Plan on Watching Super Bowl LVI at Tony Romo’s House

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – So now that the NFL’s top three quarterbacks are not going to get to go to the Super Bowl, CBS analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has invited the threesome to his Dallas mansion (Casa Romo) to watch the…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers insists Fauci join other receivers in deal with Denver Broncos

Aaron Rodgers insists Fauci join other receivers in deal with Denver Broncos

With rumors of QB Aaron Rodgers leaving the Green Bay Packers, Mr. Fauci has once again made an appearance. Aaron Rodgers is insisting that he will not go to another team, such as the Denver Broncos, without trusted receivers at his side. These…

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Funny story: Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, Two of The NFL’s Greatest Quarterbacks Are Both Heading For The Retirement Home

Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, Two of The NFL’s Greatest Quarterbacks Are Both Heading For The Retirement Home

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Two of the best future Hall of Fame quarterbacks appear to have come to the end of their pigskin passing careers. Tom Brady with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers with the Green Bay Packers both saw their…

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Funny story: Texts From and To The Famous & Infamous (January 7, 2022)

Texts From and To The Famous & Infamous (January 7, 2022)

THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, AARON RODGERS, MELANIA TRUMP, & CAITLYN JENNER Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I just want you to know that I am not as ugl…

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Funny story: NASCAR Driver And Aaron Rodgers’ Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick Admits She Has a Tattoo on Her Ass With The Intials “AR”

NASCAR Driver And Aaron Rodgers’ Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick Admits She Has a Tattoo on Her Ass With The Intials “AR”

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – It is no secret that ever since she was dumped by her Green Bay Packers boyfriend, Danica (Patrick) has been pining about her quarterback. Danica has told close friends that AR has the most amazing cock that she has e…

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Funny story: Fauci offers self as backup to Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay surge to the Super Bowl

Fauci offers self as backup to Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay surge to the Super Bowl

In yet another twist to his versatility, National Covid Health Advisor Anthony Fauci has offered himself as backup to the Green Packers' quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Mr. Fauci claims he has perfected the "under-handed shovel pass" since high school…

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Funny story: A Woman With An Inverted Vagina Finally Gets Pregnant

A Woman With An Inverted Vagina Finally Gets Pregnant

VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is thrilled to report that the southern woman with the extremely rare inverted vagina has finally conceived. BPT’s Carolina Chipotle met with Lulu Lee Ligginlip, 29, at a local Ch…

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