Danica Patrick Wants To Return To NASCAR

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 6 May 2020

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The svelte Danica Patrick says that she can hardly wait to get behind the wheel of her #7 race car.

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – Retired NASCAR driver Danica Patrick spoke with Sports Territory Magazine and said that now that NASCAR will be resuming, she wants in.

The petite, live-in girlfriend of Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, remarked that she's got what they call the “Internal Combustion Itch”, and she is ready to take off her kitchen apron and put on her racing suit.

The 38-year-old Danica was asked what her boyfriend thought about her getting back into racing.

The sexy NASCAR darling replied: “The only thing that Aaron told me was to be sure and put my seat belt on, and for me not to get myself into any road rage situation.”

The little 99-pound dynamo said that she has been keeping in shape by going to the neighborhood Walmart parking lot at 2 am every morning, and driving in circles for an hour and 15 minutes.

Danica has millions of devoted racing fans including Kim Yo-jong, Gregg Popovich, Khloe Kardashian, Jose Altuve, and Melania Trump.

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