DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – Bubba Wallace wants everyone to know that he is not anti-white. He points out that he has a white nickname, and that his mama is a 100% white woman.
He points out that he and his mom used to love to watch “Laverne & Shirley”, “Friends”, and “Bowling For Dollars”.
He went on to say that he also used to love watching the old “Dukes of Hazzard” show, even though he never saw a single black person, not even a lawn jockey appear on that sit-com.
Wallace remarked that he had never seen a black golfer until he saw Tiger Woods, and even then, he thought that he was Puerto Rican.
The man who drives car #43, also mentioned that he has yet to see a black matador or even a black anchorman on Fox News.
Regarding Fox News, Bubba said that the Kalahari Desert will have tremendous flooding before the Trump Network hires a black anchorman.
Wallace wants everyone to know that he likes to eat non-black food such as okra sandwiches, baloney pudding, and Corn Flakes dipped in chewing tobacco.