NASCAR’S Only Black Driver Says That He Is Not Anti-White

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 14 June 2020

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Bubba Wallace said that he has several photos of him taken with NASCAR legend Richard Petty.

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – Bubba Wallace wants everyone to know that he is not anti-white. He points out that he has a white nickname, and that his mama is a 100% white woman.

He points out that he and his mom used to love to watch “Laverne & Shirley”, “Friends”, and “Bowling For Dollars”.

He went on to say that he also used to love watching the old “Dukes of Hazzard” show, even though he never saw a single black person, not even a lawn jockey appear on that sit-com.

Wallace remarked that he had never seen a black golfer until he saw Tiger Woods, and even then, he thought that he was Puerto Rican.

The man who drives car #43, also mentioned that he has yet to see a black matador or even a black anchorman on Fox News.

Regarding Fox News, Bubba said that the Kalahari Desert will have tremendous flooding before the Trump Network hires a black anchorman.

Wallace wants everyone to know that he likes to eat non-black food such as okra sandwiches, baloney pudding, and Corn Flakes dipped in chewing tobacco.

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