Kid Rock Says He Has a Man Crush on President Trump

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 18 April 2020

image for Kid Rock Says He Has a Man Crush on President Trump
Kid Rock has said that he will be spending a lot of time campaigning for his hero President Trump.

DETROIT – Music Moments Magazine recently interviewed Robert James Ritchie, who is better known as Kid Rock.

The alternative rap metal rocker said that he is pissed that his “Kid Rock Rocks The Bad Ass USA Tour” has been cancelled.

He told MMMs Calcutta Cotton that he knows that nine out of ten of his die-hard fans would have showed up to his concerts and not have had the least concern about C-19.

The Kid said that he has seen some of his most devoted fans stick lit marijuana joints up their nostrils, just to show how tough they are.

He even said that, last year, one female Florida fan bit an alligator’s lower lip during his Pensacola concert.

Rock remarked that the pea brain ended up having to spend eight weeks in the hospital, and is now allergic to alligator luggage and alligator shoes.

Miss Cotton asked the rap rocker if he was going to be campaigning for President Trump. He perked up and said "Oh, hell yeah, girlfriend. I have to admit that I've got one hellacious man crush on MAGA Man."

He then whispered that if Trump was a woman he'd be all over her like ketchup on a French Fry.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more