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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says Kanye West is One Messed up Crybaby

Kim Kardashian Says Kanye West is One Messed up Crybaby

LOS ANGELES – After years of denial, the Kardashian with the biggest booty has finally come down to earth. Kim confided to a close friend that Kanye’s latest out-of-control rant, at his first presidential campaign rally, could very well be the las…

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Funny story: Kanye West Holds His First Presidential Campaign Rally and Quickly Shows That He’s Just The Black Version of President Trump

Kanye West Holds His First Presidential Campaign Rally and Quickly Shows That He’s Just The Black Version of President Trump

CHARLESTON, South Carolina – Kanye West, the man who may have a bigger ego than Donald Trump, kicked off his journey to the White House, at the Deep In The Heart of Dixie Convention Center. Kim Kardashian, Kanye’s wife, estimated that there were a…

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Funny story: Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race

Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump, the woman who knows the President more than anyone else, has just made an astounding prediction. The First Lady told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that, in their 20 years of marriage, she has never seen he…

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Funny story: Trump’s Next Big MAGA Political Campaign Rally Will Be Held at a McDonalds

Trump’s Next Big MAGA Political Campaign Rally Will Be Held at a McDonalds

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A spokesperson for the 2020 Trump Presidential Campaign has just informed the media that Trump’s next world-famous campaign rally will be held in Moose Mouth, North Dakota. Campaign spokesperson, Peter “Pepe” Von Vixen, pointed…

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Funny story: Joe Biden operates from his Command Post deep under his parents' house.

Joe Biden operates from his Command Post deep under his parents' house.

Joe Biden is effectively leading the Democrat Party from his Top Secret underground Command Post Bunker. Tommy James, Joe's parents' next-door neighbors' son, helps keep Joe sharp in preparation for a tough campaign and the eventual leadership of...

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Funny story: Many in President Trump’s Base are Having Campaign Pep Rally Withdrawal Symptoms

Many in President Trump’s Base are Having Campaign Pep Rally Withdrawal Symptoms

CHICKEN BONE, Mississippi – One of President Trump’s top Secret Service agents said that, for the past two weeks, POTUS has been talking about hitting the old presidential campaign trail. He stated that he has heard and seen the president practici...

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Funny story: Kid Rock Says He Has a Man Crush on President Trump

Kid Rock Says He Has a Man Crush on President Trump

DETROIT – Music Moments Magazine recently interviewed Robert James Ritchie, who is better known as Kid Rock. The alternative rap metal rocker said that he is pissed that his “Kid Rock Rocks The Bad Ass USA Tour” has been cancelled. He told MMMs...

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It is no secret that Trump has become extremely concerned at the fact that, due to the Coronavirus situation, attendance at his rallies has dropped off by as much as 65%. His campaign team is seeing more and more empty seats, an...

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Funny story: Trump Says, That He Finally Got “Pocahontas” Warren Heading Back To Her Reservation Where She Belongs

Trump Says, That He Finally Got “Pocahontas” Warren Heading Back To Her Reservation Where She Belongs

PAW PAW, West Virginia – Massachusetts senator and rejected Democratic presidential candidate, Elizabeth Warren, has thrown in the turquoise towel, as they say out in Santa Fe, New Mexico. President Trump speaking at a rally in Paw Paw, West Virgi...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Refuses Russia’s Amazingly Generous Campaign Offer

Bernie Sanders Refuses Russia’s Amazingly Generous Campaign Offer

LONG BRANCH, South Carolina – The candidate who is leading the Democratic pack running for president, Bernie Sanders, told The Washington Globe Express that he has just received a tremendously generous offer from President Vladimir Putin of Russia.

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Funny story: Joe Biden Tells of Smoothing Pavement and Racial Tensions in S.C. Speech

Joe Biden Tells of Smoothing Pavement and Racial Tensions in S.C. Speech

Charleston, S.C. - Joe Biden told a peculiar tale of his adventures with a man named “Afro-Bunny”, a car trunk, and a wild ride down a road full of potholes. An audience of potential Biden supporters were treated to a rambling tale of a teen’s mi...

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Funny story: Fossil Democrats Galvanize Geriatrics

Fossil Democrats Galvanize Geriatrics

The senile and enfeebled are whooping it up while Democratic Presidential candidates get wheeled across hustings on their respective campaign trails. Jo Biden (77), Bernie Sanders (78), and Eizabeth Warren (70), though confused and doddering, have...

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Funny story: Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Former vice-president of the US, Joe Biden, is now making the rounds of major news sites with his “anybody but Donald Trump” program. He is assisted by his wife, Jill, who has remarked: “Even though Joe has some pretty crappy ideas, most import...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton sidles up to Joe Biden in split dress to urge herself into VEEP position

Hillary Clinton sidles up to Joe Biden in split dress to urge herself into VEEP position

Yesterday, flashing his big smile, Mr. Biden announced he is the only one who can defeat Mr. Trump in 2020. Given how his family needs him these days, he is reluctant, but he might just have to run to save The Nation. He would be happy not to,...

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Funny story: New Political Party Will Form After Trump Defeat

New Political Party Will Form After Trump Defeat

Polls show that 7 out of 10 Americans think that America "is on the wrong track." The emphasis on "change" in both the Sanders and Trump campaigns has had broad appeal to millions of voters. Indeed several million voters who voted for the "change a...

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Funny story: Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

In Pennsylvania yesterday Melania Trump, the wife of GOP candidate Donald Trump, gave a speech which said, in part, "America has become "too mean and too rough," and that as first lady she would attempt to correct this national defect. This promp...

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Funny story: The President in the locker room

The President in the locker room

Spoof Investigations has just been handed a video related to a certain candidate for president in the 2016 election. It shows him in his own locker room at Trump Tower being interviewed by a radio show host with first name Billy. This new inter...

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