A middle-aged, highly sedated homeless man wearing a “sweeping” blond wig was nailed to a giant cross this morning on the grounds of the Mir-a-lago while a crowd of about 130 people looked on. The man, Bob Prentice 52, of Stuebenville, OH is being “w…
KLANVILLE, Alabama – (Satire News) - Reuters is reporting that President Trump has just learned that the GOP campaign office in Klanville may have to close. The office manager, Titus "Cornbread" Bofeedus, texted the president and told him he neede…
LOS ANGELES – After years of denial, the Kardashian with the biggest booty has finally come down to earth. Kim confided to a close friend that Kanye’s latest out-of-control rant, at his first presidential campaign rally, could very well be the las…
CHARLESTON, South Carolina – Kanye West, the man who may have a bigger ego than Donald Trump, kicked off his journey to the White House, at the Deep In The Heart of Dixie Convention Center. Kim Kardashian, Kanye’s wife, estimated that there were a…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump, the woman who knows the President more than anyone else, has just made an astounding prediction. The First Lady told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that, in their 20 years of marriage, she has never seen he…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A spokesperson for the 2020 Trump Presidential Campaign has just informed the media that Trump’s next world-famous campaign rally will be held in Moose Mouth, North Dakota. Campaign spokesperson, Peter “Pepe” Von Vixen, pointed…
Joe Biden is effectively leading the Democrat Party from his Top Secret underground Command Post Bunker. Tommy James, Joe's parents' next-door neighbors' son, helps keep Joe sharp in preparation for a tough campaign and the eventual leadership of...
CHICKEN BONE, Mississippi – One of President Trump’s top Secret Service agents said that, for the past two weeks, POTUS has been talking about hitting the old presidential campaign trail. He stated that he has heard and seen the president practici...
DETROIT – Music Moments Magazine recently interviewed Robert James Ritchie, who is better known as Kid Rock. The alternative rap metal rocker said that he is pissed that his “Kid Rock Rocks The Bad Ass USA Tour” has been cancelled. He told MMMs...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – It is no secret that Trump has become extremely concerned at the fact that, due to the Coronavirus situation, attendance at his rallies has dropped off by as much as 65%. His campaign team is seeing more and more empty seats, an...
PAW PAW, West Virginia – Massachusetts senator and rejected Democratic presidential candidate, Elizabeth Warren, has thrown in the turquoise towel, as they say out in Santa Fe, New Mexico. President Trump speaking at a rally in Paw Paw, West Virgi...
LONG BRANCH, South Carolina – The candidate who is leading the Democratic pack running for president, Bernie Sanders, told The Washington Globe Express that he has just received a tremendously generous offer from President Vladimir Putin of Russia.
Charleston, S.C. - Joe Biden told a peculiar tale of his adventures with a man named “Afro-Bunny”, a car trunk, and a wild ride down a road full of potholes. An audience of potential Biden supporters were treated to a rambling tale of a teen’s mi...
The senile and enfeebled are whooping it up while Democratic Presidential candidates get wheeled across hustings on their respective campaign trails. Jo Biden (77), Bernie Sanders (78), and Eizabeth Warren (70), though confused and doddering, have...
Former vice-president of the US, Joe Biden, is now making the rounds of major news sites with his “anybody but Donald Trump” program. He is assisted by his wife, Jill, who has remarked: “Even though Joe has some pretty crappy ideas, most import...
Yesterday, flashing his big smile, Mr. Biden announced he is the only one who can defeat Mr. Trump in 2020. Given how his family needs him these days, he is reluctant, but he might just have to run to save The Nation. He would be happy not to,...
Polls show that 7 out of 10 Americans think that America "is on the wrong track." The emphasis on "change" in both the Sanders and Trump campaigns has had broad appeal to millions of voters. Indeed several million voters who voted for the "change a...
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