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Funny story: Cher Says She Hates the President but Loves the First Lady

Cher Says She Hates the President but Loves the First Lady

HOLLYWOOD – There is probably nobody in the entire USA who dislikes Donald Trump more than the legendary singer, Cher. Cher, who with her husband Sonny, were part of one of the most popular singing duets of all time, confessed to The Cucamonga Ch...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle To Launch Her Own Line of String Bikini Panties

Meghan Markle To Launch Her Own Line of String Bikini Panties

HOLLYWOOD – The former Duchess of Sussex has decided to launch her own panties line, and she is calling it The Princess Meghan String Bikini Panties Collection. Her husband Prince Harry encouraged her by telling her that she has the sexiest panti...

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Funny story: Cher Confesses That She Dated Donald Trump Decades Ago

Cher Confesses That She Dated Donald Trump Decades Ago

HOLLYWOOD – Famed singer, Cher, recently spoke with Kitty Sequoia with the iNews Agency, and she revealed an amazing secret that she had been keeping for many, many years. The female half of the famous singing duo Sonny & Cher said that when s...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Demands That The Media and People In General Stop Referring To Her As A Cougar

Demi Moore Demands That The Media and People In General Stop Referring To Her As A Cougar

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore recently stated on The View that this year and last year have been somewhat on the miserable side as far as she is concerned. She told Whoopi Goldberg that she did not want to give her husband Ashton Kutcher the divorce he h...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Confesses That She Wants To Be Anderson Cooper's Sugar Mama

Joan Rivers Confesses That She Wants To Be Anderson Cooper's Sugar Mama

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Anderson Cooper has become a very popular non-straight dude as lately he has had Cher and Kathy Griffin fighting over his attention and now Joan Rivers has come into the fray. Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers appeare...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest catfight to come out of Tinsel Town involves comedian Kathy Griffin, 53, and iconic singer Cher, 67. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the two divas are feuding over the friendship of CNN gay talk show host Anderson...

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Funny story: Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

ROUND ASS VILLAGE, FL - "If you dare to bare," Mayor Ima Blueblood warns would-be exhibitionists, "beware: in Round Ass, we don't want to see your derriere." In fact, being too cheeky in Ima's town could result in a month's sentence to jail fo...

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Funny story: Obama to marry Cher

Obama to marry Cher

Washington DC, Saturday. In a surprise late night televised presidential speech, US President Barack Obama has announced his engagement to well known pop icon Cher and effectively ended his marriage to Michelle Obama, even though they're still marrie...

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Funny story: The Sarah Palin - Cher Feud Hits The Boiling Point

The Sarah Palin - Cher Feud Hits The Boiling Point

NEW YORK CITY - Legendary music icon Cher appeared on The View and quickly lashed out at the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. Cher was asked by Barbara Walters if she had ever met Mrs. Palin. The "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" singer rolled...

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Funny story: Cher Is Making A Comeback

Cher Is Making A Comeback

LOS ANGELES - One of the happiest persons in Tinsel Town is the legendary music icon Cher. She recently appeared as a guest judge on Dancing With The Stars and she said that she absolutely loved it The "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" singer enjo...

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Funny story: Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age

Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age

HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is extremely upset at his mom, musical icon Cher Bono saying he is tired of her butting into his personal business. Chaz, who used to be Chastity, remarked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that his mom does not...

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Funny story: Len Goodman Returns To Dancing With The Stars and He Is Soundly Booed By The Studio Audience

Len Goodman Returns To Dancing With The Stars and He Is Soundly Booed By The Studio Audience

HOLLYWOOD - Len Goodman, known as the Grouchy Grouch, is perhaps one of the most hated judges in the history of music and dance competition shows. Many Dancing With The Stars fans feel that the old, bitter Englishman makes fellow Brit Simon Cowell...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Is Considering Replacing Len Goodman With Cher

Dancing With The Stars Is Considering Replacing Len Goodman With Cher

HOLLYWOOD - The audience, the judges, the viewers, and especially the dancers were all very happy that judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman was not in attendance for the latest edition of Dancing With The Stars. The shows producers asked Cher to...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus talked to Ryan Seacrest and she told him that she has had enough of hate-filled people criticizing her for her fleshy bodily displays. She remarked that she plans on purchasing a nudist resort located just ou...

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Funny story: Brett Favre and Cher to go on Dancing With The Stars

Brett Favre and Cher to go on Dancing With The Stars

Brett Favre, the legendary NFL quarterback who has made a career of retiring and un-retiring for many a season may be doing it again, albeit on a TV show. This time, he plans to make an appearance on the ABC reality show Dancing With The Stars.

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Funny story: Cher Suggests That Miley Cyrus Needs To Run To The Nearest Rehab Clinic

Cher Suggests That Miley Cyrus Needs To Run To The Nearest Rehab Clinic

HOLLYWOOD - The music icon Cher was recently asked what she thought about Miley Cyrus' recent prancing, dancing, and twerking in her underwear performance on the MTV Video Music Awards Show. The 67-year-old legend cleared her throat and replied th...

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Funny story: Cher Admits To Past Lesbian Flings But Says She Is Not Lesbionic

Cher Admits To Past Lesbian Flings But Says She Is Not Lesbionic

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Cher, who is 67, has just admitted that there have been several lesbianite flings in her life. The former wife of Sonny Bono, who performed for many years as the duet Sonny & Cher, says that she first alluded to this in her 20...

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