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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says She Has Agreed To Pose Nude in Playboy Magazine

Kim Kardashian Says She Has Agreed To Pose Nude in Playboy Magazine

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian will be appearing totally naked in an upcoming issue of Playboy. Kim stated that she is doing it to get back at her husband, Kanye "The Pest" West. She said that she has told him…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Turns Down an Offer From Playboy Magazine to Do a Nude Layout

Katy Perry Turns Down an Offer From Playboy Magazine to Do a Nude Layout

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Reports filtering out of LaLaLand, are that Katy Perry has turned down an offer of $1.7 million to do a layout for Playboy that was to be titled “Katy Perry – In Her Birthday Suit and Ready To Pop Out That Baby”. Katy t…

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Funny story: So Long, Suckers! International Space Station Warps Out of Orbit For The Final Frontier

So Long, Suckers! International Space Station Warps Out of Orbit For The Final Frontier

In a surprising display of secret technology and a big round of raspberries directed at the people of the Earth, the International Space Station warped out of orbit. How, you may ask, could a mere tin-can space station break orbit and travel into de…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Tells Playboy Magazine That Royal Sex is Just Like Common Sex, Except For a Lot Quieter and More Polite

Meghan Markle Tells Playboy Magazine That Royal Sex is Just Like Common Sex, Except For a Lot Quieter and More Polite

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex sat down with a writer for Playboy Magazine, and talked about everything from Donald Trump’s silly comb-over hairdo, to the size of Queen Elizabeth’s sandals. Meghan, who is a swimsuit model for Victoria’…

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Funny story: Best Golf Tip Ever

Best Golf Tip Ever

BILLINGSGATE POST: Buck Brown was an African-American cartoonist. He passed away in 2007. He was best known for creating Playboy magazine’s naughty “Granny” character. But, for anyone who has ever been afflicted by the golf virus, nothing portrays...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Releases His Highlight Reel and Requires all His Followers to Buy it and Watch it Daily

Donald Trump Releases His Highlight Reel and Requires all His Followers to Buy it and Watch it Daily

A new object in every Republican's DVD player will be the President's new highlight reel, released in a huge ceremony on Thursday. President Trump is explaining to his followers that if they don't buy the DVD, then they are just aiding the enemy.

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Funny story: Peter Stringfellow's Severed Penis Attacks Man

Peter Stringfellow's Severed Penis Attacks Man

Renowned Lothario Peter Stringfellow has died after having his penis severed by an intruder to the Playboy mansion in the early hours of this morning. The intruder claims he wandered in whilst "looking for a toilet" and mistook the ageing self-pr...

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Funny story: A Long-repressed Beef with 1960s Cheesecake

A Long-repressed Beef with 1960s Cheesecake

My wife's in the other room, working on crafts, so I'm free to address a concern I have about Playboy models, especially those of the 1960s (although my concern really includes Playmates of every year). What's my beef? The absurd conditions or situations under which the magazine's photographers expect Playboy “readers” (read “voyeurs”) to believe (or to pretend not to disbelieve) woman—or Playmate...

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Funny story: Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

To his dismay, penthouse playboy Earl Cook says that he's encountered unexpected difficulties in finding a quality mistress due to his intense aversion to spending money on anyone other than himself. An impressive example of pull-yourself-up-by-yo...

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Funny story: Trump Campaign Reacts To Trump Sex Tape , "Not Everything Longer Than It Is Thick Out of Which White Fluid Comes Jetting in Successive, Pumping Streams Represents A Spasmodic Penis In The Undulating Throes Of A Massive Ejaculation"

Trump Campaign Reacts To Trump Sex Tape , "Not Everything Longer Than It Is Thick Out of Which White Fluid Comes Jetting in Successive, Pumping Streams Represents A Spasmodic Penis In The Undulating Throes Of A Massive Ejaculation"

New York, NY - The Trump campaign today shot back at the Clinton camp over Clinton's characterizations of a year 2000 Playboy video in which Trump appears opening a bottle of champagne, surrounded by topless and scantily clad "broads" who bounce up a...

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Funny story: Canadian Government to Buy Playboy Mansion

Canadian Government to Buy Playboy Mansion

After only a few short weeks on the market, it appears that the Playboy Mansion has attracted a firm purchase offer from, of all parties, the Government of Canada. McKenzie Brothers Real Estate, acting on Canada's behalf, has revealed that their p...

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Funny story: Magazine Associated with Norman Rockwell Paintings to Publish Nude Centerfolds

Magazine Associated with Norman Rockwell Paintings to Publish Nude Centerfolds

Indianapolis-"I only read it for the Norman Rockwell tributes." That is what editors of The Saturday Evening Post are hoping to hear from horny readers-old and young-when it starts publishing nude centerfolds of deceased and aging celebrities nex...

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Funny story: Playboy to Feature Cats and Women

Playboy to Feature Cats and Women

Playboy magazine is to include pictures of naked women and cats, as part of its redesign. Its owners have blamed the internet for making mainstream pornographic material freely and readily available to all. Playboy's target audience has drasti...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Liquefies

Hugh Hefner Liquefies

America woke up this morning to the news that their global sex guru Hugh Hefner had passed away. It is not so much the fact of his passing, for he was approaching his 89th birthday on April... but the manner. Our reporter for "U2R-FKD" followed the story. His housemaid for this month Eileen Dover who wishes to be known simply as "Miss February" broke the news. "Well, I went up to his bedroom as...

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Funny story: Gideon Bibles Popularity Due To People Making Emergency Rizla Papers Out Of Them

Gideon Bibles Popularity Due To People Making Emergency Rizla Papers Out Of Them

The secret of why there is still a continuing presence of Gideon Bibles and not wank magazines in hotels which lone businessmen frequent was released under the "Freedom of Information Act" this morning. The thin paper which the specially made Kin...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

HOLLYWOOD - Billionaire mogul Hugh Hefner, who made his money off of gorgeously sexy naked women, has just informed the news media that he wants to buy an airline. Hefner, stated "Not just any airline mind you. I want to buy the Aspen-based Happy...

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