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Funny story: Traffic Was Intolerable, So Motorists Didn't Tolerate It

Traffic Was Intolerable, So Motorists Didn't Tolerate It

We've all been there, finishing a hard day's graft, looking forward to something to eat and a quiet night in front of the TV with the wife and kids, you leave work, it's pouring with rain, and you get stuck in a humungous, great traffic jam! Rush...

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Funny story: Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

A man who, for the past 17 years, has struggled to finish a children's educational game called 'The Ambulance Gridlock Game', has finally decided to 'call it a day', and admit defeat. The game, played on a plastic 6x6 grid, where 'vehicles' can be...

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Funny story: Police Car Chase Was Strictly In Accordance With Traffic Laws

Police Car Chase Was Strictly In Accordance With Traffic Laws

A police car involved in a daring high-speed chase with another car that had been stolen by criminals last night, was driven completely in accordance with the rules of the road, as specified within the UK Traffic Laws. The 'chase', in Peckham, Lon...

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Funny story: Man Sees Lorry With His Name On It Near His Home

Man Sees Lorry With His Name On It Near His Home

A man returning to his home from a shopping excursion in the town where he lives, was witness to an extraordinary coincidence this morning when he saw a lorry with his own surname emblazoned across the front of it. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Tapon, Batt...

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Funny story: Worker Complains Too Much Traffic Due to Low Unemployment Rate, Thanks Obama

Worker Complains Too Much Traffic Due to Low Unemployment Rate, Thanks Obama

Luke, a 27-year-old electrical engineer, faces the same obstacles as many working-class Americans today, too much traffic. In an interview, he said, “I can’t handle it”, as tears formed in his eyes. It takes him an hour to get home, twice as long as...

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Funny story: Driver Went Through Red Light

Driver Went Through Red Light

A motorist in the Thai capital of Bangkok was labelled with being 'irresponsible' this afternoon, after he deliberately drove through traffic lights which were clearly on 'red', which means 'stop'. The driver, who was in a jet-black 2016 Landcruis...

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Funny story: Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged

Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged

Determined to explain why he showed up late to work again, Larry Michaels, a department manager at Sears, convinced himself last Tuesday that traffic lights are rigged against him. "I feel like the traffic lights are conspiring to slow me down. I...

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Funny story: Williamsport Tells the World to… F*%$ Off!

Williamsport Tells the World to… F*%$ Off!

The small city of Williamsport, Pa first became a borough March 1, 1806. Late in the 19th Century Williamsport was known as "The Lumber Capital of the World" and once housed more millionaires per capita than anywhere else on the globe. Now those...

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Funny story: Motorway signs are all lies

Motorway signs are all lies

The warning signs seen across British motorways are written entirely by compulsive liars, it has emerged. Signs such as "Queue Ahead" and "Obstruction in carriageway" simply aren't true. A spokesperson for the British Highways has admitted "We...

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Funny story: Road reopens after Asda receipt is found on M2 near Sittingbourne

Road reopens after Asda receipt is found on M2 near Sittingbourne

A section of the M2 has reopened - more than eight hours after an Asda receipt was found near a slip road. Highways Agency experts say the receipt has now been removed from near the exit slip road at Junction 5 of the M2 coastbound carriageway for...

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Funny story: Dewsbury Traffic To Drive Down Same Side Of Road As Mumbai

Dewsbury Traffic To Drive Down Same Side Of Road As Mumbai

After twinning the Yorkshire city of Dewsbury with Mumbai in India, the council have declared that cars, rickshaw buses, rickshaw motor cycles and taxis will now have to drive in a "free for all" chaotic system down the centre of the road since the M...

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Funny story: A666 - The A-road of The Beast

A666 - The A-road of The Beast

According to an extensive study by AD Surveys, 80% of drivers who use the A666 in Bolton are utter fuckwits who think traffic lights and box junctions are there for decoration. An unnamed spokesman said today. "The next time someone stops on the...

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Funny story: New traffic laws to be brought in

New traffic laws to be brought in

With accident rates on British roads at an all time low, it has been necessary to bring in new traffic laws in order to provide the existing force with crimes to arrest people for. "We had a bit of a brainstorm," said traffic officer, Nick Themall...

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Funny story: White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

A truck carrying sacks of flour overturned on the I-64 ramp as it exits onto I-65. It spilled its load onto the highway below, and the high winds that blew east south east served to spread the snowy white holiday cheer. Several lanes of traffic were...

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Funny story: Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Wolverhampton Brought To Standstill By Sheep

Police were desperately trying to get Wolverhampton city centre moving again ths afternoon after it was gridlocked by herds of sheep. The bleating woolly-backs blocked all the main routes into and out of the centre and proved extremely difficult t...

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Funny story: The Texas Legislature Studies the Use of Teleportation to Ease Traffic

The Texas Legislature Studies the Use of Teleportation to Ease Traffic

Not only was the Trans Texas Corridor scrapped from the Texas Legislature's To Do list, the entire phrase "Trans Texas Corridor" will be stricken from all memos, bills, random pieces of papers, emails, and post-its. HB1201 was introduced by Rep. Loi...

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Funny story: Barry Manilow's Nose Creates Gridlock Havoc In New York

Barry Manilow's Nose Creates Gridlock Havoc In New York

Musician Barry Manilow, famous for such hits as 'Copacabana' and other stuff, was being held responsible for causing huge tailbacks in downtown Brooklyn yesterday. The star, who was appearing in Las Vegas at the time, was being honoured by his hom...

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