In the wake of the prime minister’s call for ex-teachers to return as volunteers to help keep schools open during Covid, the thousands of educators who left the job in the last decade have graded his work as F : for Failure, Fuck Off and Funny How W…
The leading educational establishment, the University of Life, has revealed that it has now dropped all of its entry requirements. Lecturer and Spokesman Brick Outhouse said, 'Everybody says that they have been to the University of Life, so we jus…
A man who is a bit of a rebel, and who likes to kick convention in the nuts at every opportunity he gets, has gone on the offensive again today, and said that, no matter what happens, he is not going to do a single scrap of work, and that's that.
A teacher at a school where students had completed their work, and were merely sitting and waiting for the term to end, has told how he blew the roof off the building when he told his charges there was going to be a game of Bingo. The 9-year-old s…
There was a stunned silence in a local school classroom this afternoon, when, after one of the students had had the audacity to pronounce that his Science teacher was "boring", the teacher in question decided to prove just how 'unboring' he actually…
A teacher at a school in Bangkok has told how he came up with a new, interesting and, quite frankly, stupid method of helping his students to become proficient in English, by having them model their speech on that of the characters in the BBC's long-…
British A-level students are licking their wounds after the 'mutant algorithm', as Boris Johnson put it, has made a complete mess of results and allocations to further education institutes. Universities up and down the country were up in arms, while…
An unusual school in Mississippi is proving surprisingly popular with local families. There are no teachers, no classrooms and no curriculum. The pupils are cared for by wild dogs in a pit in the woods. School governor Jeff Hound explained the ide...
A new phone app on the market next month enables you to learn and speak a new language fluently - to native speaker standard - in as little as two years, it has been claimed. The app - DIY - explores a revolutionary new method of learning, which,...
A science teacher at a local school has revealed how he has just spent an entire fucking term in a pathetic and pointless attempt to teach students who had only very basic English language skills, about ridiculously-token sea creatures such as the oc...
Authorities in Birmingham have announced details of a new ultramodern school facility that will open in the city in September, which will cater specifically, and exclusively for the needs of LGBT+ students. The school, which has been built at a co...
A man who picked up an English/Khmer dictionary from a table, and randomly opened it, noticed a swear word at the top of the page that clean took his breath away. The unsavory incident happened at a school during break time, when the man saw the b...
A man who, for the past 17 years, has struggled to finish a children's educational game called 'The Ambulance Gridlock Game', has finally decided to 'call it a day', and admit defeat. The game, played on a plastic 6x6 grid, where 'vehicles' can be...
A source uninvolved with education has said that learning to speak English, is the "easiest thing in the world", and he doesn't really know what all the fuss is about. Dave Clever, a plumber, said: "Learning English wasn't difficult, it was a p...
Students who are studying English as a Foreign Language (EFL) are always asking me about idioms. They seem to have a strange and unexplainable obsession with them. "Tea-cher, can you teach about idiom? I want to learn about idiom." It's not eas...
Monroe County, Wisconsin. Feeling somewhat concerned that his parents may have been a couple of unenlightened douchebags who partied too much in college while screwing everything in sight before getting married, settling down, and then self-righteou...
In Burger County, Alabama, the local authority has voted to allow "flat Earth" theory to be taught in schools. The move was taken after pressure from the public, with many criticising the education system for "brainwashing" their children with notion...
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