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Funny story: Rural "wild dog" school provides an alternative to state-funded education

Rural "wild dog" school provides an alternative to state-funded education

An unusual school in Mississippi is proving surprisingly popular with local families. There are no teachers, no classrooms and no curriculum. The pupils are cared for by wild dogs in a pit in the woods. School governor Jeff Hound explained the ide...

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Funny story: New App Helps You Learn A New Language In As Little As Two Years

New App Helps You Learn A New Language In As Little As Two Years

A new phone app on the market next month enables you to learn and speak a new language fluently - to native speaker standard - in as little as two years, it has been claimed. The app - DIY - explores a revolutionary new method of learning, which,...

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Funny story: Teacher Spent Entire Term Trying To Teach Students About Token Sea Creatures

Teacher Spent Entire Term Trying To Teach Students About Token Sea Creatures

A science teacher at a local school has revealed how he has just spent an entire fucking term in a pathetic and pointless attempt to teach students who had only very basic English language skills, about ridiculously-token sea creatures such as the oc...

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Funny story: LGBT+ School To Open In Autumn

LGBT+ School To Open In Autumn

Authorities in Birmingham have announced details of a new ultramodern school facility that will open in the city in September, which will cater specifically, and exclusively for the needs of LGBT+ students. The school, which has been built at a co...

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Funny story: Man Opened Dictionary On Very Rude Word

Man Opened Dictionary On Very Rude Word

A man who picked up an English/Khmer dictionary from a table, and randomly opened it, noticed a swear word at the top of the page that clean took his breath away. The unsavory incident happened at a school during break time, when the man saw the b...

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Funny story: Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

Man Admits Defeat In 'Ambulance Game'

A man who, for the past 17 years, has struggled to finish a children's educational game called 'The Ambulance Gridlock Game', has finally decided to 'call it a day', and admit defeat. The game, played on a plastic 6x6 grid, where 'vehicles' can be...

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Funny story: Learning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC

Learning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC

A source uninvolved with education has said that learning to speak English, is the "easiest thing in the world", and he doesn't really know what all the fuss is about. Dave Clever, a plumber, said: "Learning English wasn't difficult, it was a p...

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Funny story: Idioms For Idiots

Idioms For Idiots

Students who are studying English as a Foreign Language (EFL) are always asking me about idioms. They seem to have a strange and unexplainable obsession with them. "Tea-cher, can you teach about idiom? I want to learn about idiom." It's not eas...

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Funny story: Child Demands That His Insecure Parents Apologize To Overwhelmed, Burned-Out Teachers

Child Demands That His Insecure Parents Apologize To Overwhelmed, Burned-Out Teachers

Monroe County, Wisconsin. Feeling somewhat concerned that his parents may have been a couple of unenlightened douchebags who partied too much in college while screwing everything in sight before getting married, settling down, and then self-righteou...

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Funny story: Flat Earth Theory To Be Taught In Schools

Flat Earth Theory To Be Taught In Schools

In Burger County, Alabama, the local authority has voted to allow "flat Earth" theory to be taught in schools. The move was taken after pressure from the public, with many criticising the education system for "brainwashing" their children with notion...

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Funny story: Students Transferring To Other Colleges Because Professor Keeps Passionately Talking About "Vlad The Impaler" Instead Of Teaching World History

Students Transferring To Other Colleges Because Professor Keeps Passionately Talking About "Vlad The Impaler" Instead Of Teaching World History

Cedar Falls, Iowa. Finding themselves rather upset that the syllabus of their World History class was not offering the breadth of knowledge they had originally expected to gain at the beginning of the Spring Semester, numerous UNI students made the...

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Funny story: Increased School 'Drop-Out' Rate Pleases Both Teachers And Administrators Alike

Increased School 'Drop-Out' Rate Pleases Both Teachers And Administrators Alike

La Crosse, Wisconsin. Although they didn't want to admit it, teachers and administrators at Lincoln High School have been extremely pleased with the increasing numbers of students from troubled homes who are dropping out of school at higher and high...

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Funny story: Writing Instructor Has Trouble Completely Barring Students from Using Adverbs

Writing Instructor Has Trouble Completely Barring Students from Using Adverbs

In her course emphasizing punchy, to-the-point writing, Crestwood Community College Professor Sandra Finn strongly advises her students to avoid using adverbs, but found she had trouble completely barring them from doing so. “I tried to tell them...

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Funny story: University Challenge Staircase Collapses, Leaving Team Stranded 'Upstairs'

University Challenge Staircase Collapses, Leaving Team Stranded 'Upstairs'

There was chaos on the set of University Challenge last night, when the staircase, which has always allowed one team to sit in an elevated position above their rivals - as seen on TV - collapsed, leaving one team high and dry. The contest, between...

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Funny story: Education Professors Get Into Massive Fight

Education Professors Get Into Massive Fight

Dickmouth University. Violence erupted during a department meeting on the 4th floor of Krapper Hall last Wednesday when two Education Professors got into a massive fight over certain proposed curriculum changes for the current 2018-2019 school year.

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Funny story: 7 Things Your Academic Advisor Will Probably Never Tell You

7 Things Your Academic Advisor Will Probably Never Tell You

Do you ever take some time to notice that all of the people who treated you poorly and screwed you over in the past have ended up happy? Do you ever ask yourself how it’s possible that they now have fulfilling careers and lives that are characterized by warmth, affection, purpose, meaning, and unconditional love while you’re still miserable, lonely, and struggling to get through life? Have y...

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Funny story: Trump Awarded Honorary Degree by University of Phoenix

Trump Awarded Honorary Degree by University of Phoenix

Last week, the widely-reputed online educational institution the University of Phoenix awarded President Donald Trump an honorary Bachelor of Arts degree in Sociology. “I'm thrilled,” stated President Trump. “Private online education is the wave o...

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