Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

Funny story written by Paxton Quigley

Friday, 17 August 2018

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Dr Peter Fisher was a world expert in homeopathy

A doctor to the Queen has been killed while cycling in London, having been fatally injured in a collision with a lorry in High Holborn.

Dr Peter Fisher was a world expert in homeopathy and an esteemed member of the royal medical household, having concocted and served magic potions as homeopathic physician to the Queen for about 15 years.

A Palace spokesperson told The Spoof “He was much respected as a good doctor who saw homeopathy as complementary to medical care, while everyone but Prince Charles and Jeremy Hunt sees it as a joke and akin to witchcraft. We are all shocked by his tragic loss.”

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