Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 12 October 2018

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Resplendent, with those titties firm and upstanding...

The Royal Wedding of Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank has been spoilt by the BBC, whose subtitles staff could think of nothing better to remark upon than her breasts

As the princess alit from her vehicle at Windsor Castle, a nation of TV viewers eyed her dress with wonder, only to have their rugs pulled from beneath them when the morally-depraved media giant told viewers:

"Just look at her beautiful breasts. They're enormous, and succulent!"

It was a major gaffe, but not the first. In another segment, where the commentator spoke the words:

"Eugenie, one of the lesser-known royals", the subtitles read:

"Eugenie, one of the bloodsuckers".

The once-dependable BBC are, these days, making more and more mistakes like this. In 2017, it reported the premature death of The Fall frontman, Mark E. Smith,, only to discover he was still very much alive.

It's been a difficult few days for the BBC. The victims of a Russian hacker yesterday, who was able to bring Broadcasting House to a standstill, this was something they least needed.

A spokesman later said in a statement:

"We will be making some immediate changes in the Subtitles department", though, in subtitles, this came out as:

"We will be making some immediate changes in the Subtitties department".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Royal Wedding




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