Written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 8 October 2018

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Will Kavanaugh write a book?

Judge Brett Kavanaugh, the man who was cleared by a 'select panel' of any sexual wrongdoing, either in the past or in the future, has reportedly been approached to host his very own television show about lying.

It's understood that Kavanaugh is thought to be considering the offer.

Kavanaugh has been a judge for long enough to know when someone is fibbing. He has been an impartial witness to so many lies in his courtrooms over the years, that he could sniff one at 1,000 yards.

Let's face it: he hasn't got where he is today, without an indepth knowledge of fabrication of the truth. That's why Judge Kavanaugh is the perfect choice for the show, which will cover all aspects of untruthfulness. There'll be interviews with liars, victims of lies, discussions about why people are motivated to lie, funny lying anecdotes, stories about when lies have backfired, advice on when it's OK to lie, book reviews, and the difference between 'Little White Lies' (LWL) and 'Fucking Great Porkers' (FGP).

If rumors are true, the show could be on TV screens by Christmas, but I wouldn't believe it, if I were you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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