Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"
Although Barbara Sampson, New York's chief medical examiner, has announced the cause of Epstein's death as "pending", inside sources now say an official determination has been reached. Ms. Sampson stated that no single cause can as yet be determin...
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The American Dream Is Now The American Reality TV Show
There's a new flavor of the month reality show coming out every day and it's called America. Citizens are really excited because they have more opportunities to sit on the couch eating dictator tots, while watching the fly by lies become the truth ri...
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Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology
"King of Queens" star Leah Remini has fully recanted all the negative statements she recently made on A&E's "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath", a program that criticized the religion for being devious, highly secretive and violent towar...
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Helen Flanagan is pregnant
The former Rohhhr-zeee from Coronation Street, Helen Flanagan, has been reported as being pregnant, and this reporter wishes her well and, at the appropriate moment, 9 months into her pregnancy, hopes she becomes the proud mother of a healthy and hap...
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Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"
Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...
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America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon
For over 50 years Ronald McDonald has been a symbol of family and fun spreading happiness to children of all ages around the world. But earlier today, thousands of Ronald McDonald statues across the globe were either taken down or covered with bla...
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Pro-Celebrity Duelling on the way for Saturday nights
Miley Cyrus Has A Crush On Taylor Swift's Ex-Boyfriend Harry Styles
The Tricks of Tabloid Journalism Revealed
Michelle Duggar's Uterus Will be Preserved in The Smithsonian Museum
Jackman, Clooney Voted Sexiest Men in the World
NC Woman Dead for Months Despite Visits, Reopens Celebrity Investigations
Twitter To Launch Z-List Celebrity Only Site
Our Drugs Hell by Star's Pals
"There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave
Consumers Frustrated by Lack of Celebrity Chef-Branded Foods on Supermarket Shelves
Bloopers
Kim Kardashian announces she is expecting quadruplets
A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions
The Amazing Fernando, a clairvoyant (and part time locksmith), has disclosed his latest celebrity predictions, making the world privy to the spooky insights of a man clinically proven to have the psychic ability of fourteen men and a horse. "And n...
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Fight for Animal Rights: Ogle a Poster Girl
An animal rights organization (ARO) which shall remain nameless (it's best not to encourage them!) frequently makes outrageous claims, features celebrity spokespersons, makes false comparisons, and showcases relatively well-known celebrities. (The celebrities are the main reason I enjoy checking out this organization's posters: most of them are not only young, beautiful, and female, but they're al...
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Celebrities: 'We can't eat our own feet'
HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a shock announcement, Celebrities have said they just can't stomach their own feet.
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Hollyweird's Hottest: Chelsea Handler
Aging comedienne Chelsea ("Man") Handler was born to the lovely Rita, meter maid, and Seymour, a used car salesman, while they were living in sin in Livingston, New Joisey. As a child, Handler says she felt like an "impostor." All her high school friends drove a Porsche or a Lamborghini, but she "went to school in a BMW." Her father was a Jew, her mother a Mormon, so, naturally, Handler was rai...
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Celebrity New Year's Resolutions
Well it's that time of the year again, when everyone in the free world makes their New Year's Resolutions. Experts on the subject report that a little over 27 percent of the individuals who make the resolutions actually end up keeping them; with most going by the wayside within the first two days of the new year. Last year one of the biggest resolutions was to stop eating so many carbs. Anot...
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Hollyweird's Hottest: Paris Hilton
Having had the misfortune to have been named after both a French city and a hotel, heiress Paris Hilton "never had a chance," Freudian psychoanalyst Ima Shrink contends, explaining, "She lacks penis envy." Be that as it may, many consider Hilton to be a "tremendous success," the heiress mom, Kathy Hilton, insists. "How many other young women without talent, looks, or brains have become the sens...
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Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)
Model, mother, entrepreneur and prolific author Katie Price AKA Jordan has been there, done that and has the notches on the bed post! A one track minded woman whose mission is to grab as much money as she can and she will stop at nothing and trample...
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'No talent' confession from host of stars.So 'de rigueur' to be clueless this season!
Following Kelly Brooks recent confession to suffering from 'no talent syndrome.' Other stars feel comfortable enough to share the news that they too, are in the advanced stages of 'no talent'! The Narcissus trust is a world renowned treatment cen...
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Americans Quickly Losing Faith in Politicians: Emilio Estevez Accidentally Surges in Polls
WASHINGTON D.C.-- In a recent Rasmussen poll, 4% of registered American voters can name any one of the ballot candidates running for President, including current President Barack Obama. This indicates that America has lost hope in the traditional two...
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Celebrity discovers pot plants having intercourse
In a titanic effort to write a popular story, the infamous Queen Mary Jane Screws analysed the statistics and discovered that people's minds are occupied with celebrities, sex, and pot. She therefore resolved to research and report on the real truth...
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Angry God Smites Whitney Houston Over Facebook Post
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Hollyweird's Hottest: Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Celebrity Free Love Free-For-All
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Celebrity Witchhunt - The TV Show
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Marco Pierre White To Have Bandana Surgically Removed
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Saint Peter Orders Halt To Celebrity Deaths!
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If The Price is Right
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Septic Tank Cleaner Scores StarShit Gold!
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