The Academy Award Slap That Was Seen Around The World
Ukrainian refugees bombed out of their homes, towns, and villages, presently residing in refuge centers in Ukraine, Poland, and everywhere else that will take them are praying their hands to the sky, asking, “What the hell is wrong with those America…
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Texts From The Famous & Infamous (March 13, 2022)
THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN, BRITNEY SPEARS, DONALD TRUMP, AND KANYE WEST Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I will invade any country that I want to fucking…
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The Sexy, Big-Breasted Elizabeth Hurley Has The Greatest Promotional Agent In The Entire World – Herself
HEREFORDSHIRE, England – (UK News) – It is no secret that the erotically sultry actress Elizabeth Hurley certainly has the number one, best personal agent in the entire movie business. Hurley does a fantastically phenomenal job of keeping herself…
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Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'
Twitter is set to organise its first annual celebrity Twitter fight next October. The event, being marketed as 'Twitter Spat 2021', will be held in Las Vegas and will be televised, via pay-per-view, from the MGM Grand arena. The idea was first tou…
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Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery
HOLLYWOOD – The gorgeously sexy Colombian bombshell, Sofia Vergara, has stated that, contrary to rumors, that have been put out by the White House, she is not planning on getting a breast reduction. Vergara, who starred in the sit-com “Modern Fami...
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Jennifer Lopez Reveals That Since Sheltering-in-Place Her Ass Has Gained 2-Inches
NEW YORK CITY – Jennifer Lopez (aka J.Lo) told Voodoo Dupree with Glambuoyant Magazine that all this sheltering-in-place is wreaking havoc on her weight control regimen. She pointed out that when she is on the road performing nightly concerts, she...
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Hefner's Wife Tells All
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After Announcing That She Has Not Done 'The Horizontal Hokey Pokey' In Two Years, Charlize Theron Has Received Thousands and Thousands of Offers
Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating
Donald Trump Announces The 18 Celebrities For Season Five of Celebrity Apprentice
Hollywood Grows Child Stars
Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni
Designer Celebrity Dogs
Marco Pierre White To Have Bandana Surgically Removed
Celebrities, politicians, footballers and WAGs fear being papped whilst pooping
A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)
Young Female Celebrities Unite For Modesty
Modern, relatable, emotional — The autobiography of a YouTuber's boo, and her beau
Attention all Young Adult fanatics — a critically acclaimed new book is a must read for all lovers of the struggles of simply being an imperfectly human. The book is an autobiography which covers the budding relationship between the popular YouTub…
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"What I am saying now is what you should pay attention to," say celebrities and politicians
Following England's footballing defeat at the hands of Italy, a number of politicians and celebrities have jumped in saying that there is absolutely no need to abuse the players. Despite having a track record of saying things that are off-colour,…
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Walt Disney Thawed to Serve Jury Duty on Will Smith Spree Killing Case
Hard pressed to find a 12th U.S. citizen to serve on the jury for actor Will Smith's murder trial, the Supreme Court is enacting a wild card protocol which will see beloved animator Walt Disney thawed from cryogenic freeze to serve as the final juror...
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"There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave
Deceased puppet master, wiry ginger bloke and children's entertainer Rod Hull has sensationally contacted Emu from beyond the grave.
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Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"
Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...
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America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon
For over 50 years Ronald McDonald has been a symbol of family and fun spreading happiness to children of all ages around the world. But earlier today, thousands of Ronald McDonald statues across the globe were either taken down or covered with bla...
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TV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams
Bob Ross became an instant TV celebrity with his easy-to-follow painting techniques on PBS in the late '80's. But now his long time Cameraman, Arty Rivers, has written a tell-all memoir about the painting zen-master, who actually detested nature in g...
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Hollyweird's Hottest: Sarah Michelle Gellar
"Nobody is anybody if her body is female and she hasn't been kissed by me."--Sarah Michelle Gellar "I married her because of her acting talent; she convinced me she was hot."--Freddie Prinze, Jr. "Who? Oh, wait! I know 'her-the little Jewish girl with no breasts, right?"--Howard Stern Sarah Michelle Gellar (also known as "Barely There Gellar") was a major Daytime Enema Award-winning ac...
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A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions
The Amazing Fernando, a clairvoyant (and part time locksmith), has disclosed his latest celebrity predictions, making the world privy to the spooky insights of a man clinically proven to have the psychic ability of fourteen men and a horse. "And n...
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Michelin Man's Comment Draws The Ire Of Fellow Corporate Mascots
The Michelin Man has always been synonymous with tires. He's also been mutual for being dramatically over-weight in a culture that worships 'the body beautiful'. But on Tuesday, the Michelin Man, during a press conference to announce Michelin's...
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Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology
"King of Queens" star Leah Remini has fully recanted all the negative statements she recently made on A&E's "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath", a program that criticized the religion for being devious, highly secretive and violent towar...
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National Treasures to be Housed in Museum
Britain's National Treasures, including the likes of Julie Walters and Dame Judi Dench, are to be rounded up and housed in a museum it was announced today. The new Culture Secretary, Karen Bradley today unveiled her plans stating that it was vita...
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Bridget Fonda DVD a hit with women everywhere
The name Fonda has long been synonymous with body confidence, so it should be no surprise to anyone that Bridget Fonda has released her own routine, which has been a hit with women fed up of being judged for the crime of aging and not wearing full ma…
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