Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"
Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...
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Surgical Separation Successful
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH (AP Newsliar) -- Doctors at the Latter Day Saints Hospital in Salt Lake City, Utah have been successful in their efforts to surgically separate the careers of Donnie and Marie Osmond.
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Angry God Smites Whitney Houston Over Facebook Post
God, "angry beyond belief" at a facebook posting a young woman made, smote Whitney Houston over the weekend as "punishment," and posted the divine act to his Youtube account. "I'm tired of you badmouthing me on the internet," the Lord of Hosts sa...
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Queen Latifah To Reveal A Secret Many Already Know
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Queen Latifah has spent a lot of time skirting a certain issue that many in Hollywood already know the answer to. For several years the soul - hip-hop - actress has openly denied that she is a lesbianite. She has stated that just...
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America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon
For over 50 years Ronald McDonald has been a symbol of family and fun spreading happiness to children of all ages around the world. But earlier today, thousands of Ronald McDonald statues across the globe were either taken down or covered with bla...
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A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions
The Amazing Fernando, a clairvoyant (and part time locksmith), has disclosed his latest celebrity predictions, making the world privy to the spooky insights of a man clinically proven to have the psychic ability of fourteen men and a horse. "And n...
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UK Winter Misery Set To Continue
Celebrities sell themselves
Twitter To Launch Z-List Celebrity Only Site
Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".
Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise
Obama Lends Drones to TMZ to Spy on Celebrities
Ashton and Demi Split - The 'Rumer' Was True!
'Uncle Jesse' From Dukes of Hazzard On National Book Tour
Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation
Katie Price Health Exclusive "My Amazing Breast Cancer Diet"
Saddam's Ghost to Star in Celebrity Big Brother 7
President Barack Obama Names Ellen DeGeneres To Be His Official California Adviser
Lady Gaga had a relationship with Father
Lady Gaga never wanted to speak out about Father until now when her manager advised her to tell people her side of the story. "I encouraged her to tell people where it hurts, so she can experience self hypnotherapy, and the world will see her a...
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Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand's PDA At The La Brea Tar Pits
LA BREA, California - Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand, who broke up in August of 2011, were seen walking hand-in-hand at the famed La Brea Tar Pits. According to several eyewitnesses, Kate was wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey, Daisy Duke short...
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Bloody Who?
Bloody Who? I was watching a daytime quiz show, I think ITV2 It was chock full of celebrities, none of whom I knew I didn’t know the TV stars or the smiley, smiley host 'Cos I’d never watched their reality shows that people love the most No, I...
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Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers
Hollywood celebrities have brought the streets of downtown to a standstill asking for the Palestinians to stop being so self obsessed, stop playing the victim card and let some other less contentious world issue dominant the Tv screens and news agend...
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Young Female Celebrities Unite For Modesty
After two prominent young actresses were recently scandalized in photographs, concerned young female celebrities have united to form an international coalition to stop the sexual exploitation of young female celebrities. This new organization is...
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Tony Blair heralds rise in fairness.
Tony Blair yesterday unveiled figures showing a 25% decrease in unfairness since 1997, the year that he came to power. He cited a 33% increase in the number of celebrities marrying ordinary members of the public, saying that this was 'a right ste...
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It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off
Weetabix wig-wearing megalomaniac, Donald Trump, has upped the ante, thrown down the gauntlet, stepped up to the plate and 'called out' his UK counterpart, Lord Alan Sugar, in a no holds barred bitter war of words over just which version of global te...
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Neanderthal gene discovered to exist in English celebrities
Scientists studying the DNA of Neanderthals say they have found genes shared between our closest ancient relations and English TV and music celebrities. Professor Max Mengele in Germany said that Neanderthals shared the FIX2 gene associated with c...
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Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones
Since Trayvon Martin was kicked out of the Pussy Cat Cinema, Filipino tabloids have claimed he once dated Claireece Precious Jones whose stage name is Gabourey Sidibe. However, the 17-year-old aspiring star denies the romance rumors. Last week, Ba...
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Druids' equinox procession to de-hex Primrose Hill of toxic karma left behind by Sadie Frost, Peter Mandelson, Rhys Ifans,Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Kate Moss etc etc
London - Successive solar and lunar eclipses have failed to cleanse North London's premier pagan hot spot of decades of luvvies' toxic crap. This Tuesday karmic pest control in the guise of the Druids' annual Vernal Equinox parade up the iconic R...
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Newlyweds Kardashian and Prince William Agree to Appear on Royal vs Celebs Wife Swap
Cash strapped royal couple, Prince William and Princess Catherine, have agreed to appear in the TV series Wife Swap, with Californian Kim Kardashian and her new husband, Kris Humphries. TV writers are looking forward to the culture and lifestyle clas...
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Rod Hull is still alive and in witness protection
Former Children's TV presenter Rod Hull, the owner of Emu and the curliest hair on television is not dead. According to the history books, Rod Hull fell off the roof of his house while adjusting the aerial on his roof. "When we came up with tha...
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