Funny story: Consumers Frustrated by Lack of Celebrity Chef-Branded Foods on Supermarket Shelves

Consumers Frustrated by Lack of Celebrity Chef-Branded Foods on Supermarket Shelves

Chicago - According to focus groups conducted by the Grocery Manufacturers Association in Chicago, supermarket consumers are most dissatisfied with the shortage of food products available that are endorsed by celebrity chefs like Emeril Lagasse, Wolf...

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Funny story: A Musician Reaps Havoc at 30,000 Feet

A Musician Reaps Havoc at 30,000 Feet

Saxophonist Kenny G performed an impromptu concert for charity in the First Class section of a Tampa-to-Los Angeles Delta Airlines flight last week, prompting passengers on-board to wonder 'where was a midair collision when you wanted one?'  "We...

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Funny story: Influencers? Who the F*ck Do You Think You Are?

Influencers? Who the F*ck Do You Think You Are?

They’re flown around the world by designers and can charge thousands for an Instagram post, but WHY? The Spoof's lifestyle editor Plagny Toxique investigates how today's fashion bloggers and Instagram starlets make it work. It’s brunch time at The...

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Funny story: Bloody Who?

Bloody Who?

Bloody Who? I was watching a daytime quiz show, I think ITV2 It was chock full of celebrities, none of whom I knew I didn’t know the TV stars or the smiley, smiley host 'Cos I’d never watched their reality shows that people love the most No, I...

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Funny story: A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)

A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)

Actor Tom Banks, whose net worth is estimated at $350 million, give or take a million, played Santa Claus at an N-n-Out Boogers in Fontana, Californicate, treating his fans to a free lunch. “Order anything you want,” he told his devotees. “Money i...

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Funny story: The American Dream Is Now The American Reality TV Show

The American Dream Is Now The American Reality TV Show

There's a new flavor of the month reality show coming out every day and it's called America. Citizens are really excited because they have more opportunities to sit on the couch eating dictator tots, while watching the fly by lies become the truth ri...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Chelsea Handler

Hollyweird's Hottest: Chelsea Handler

Aging comedienne Chelsea ("Man") Handler was born to the lovely Rita, meter maid, and Seymour, a used car salesman, while they were living in sin in Livingston, New Joisey. As a child, Handler says she felt like an "impostor." All her high school friends drove a Porsche or a Lamborghini, but she "went to school in a BMW." Her father was a Jew, her mother a Mormon, so, naturally, Handler was rai...

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Funny story: New York Woman Successfully Plays It Cool During Unexpected Encounter with Long-Time Hero

New York Woman Successfully Plays It Cool During Unexpected Encounter with Long-Time Hero

New York woman Kim Perry successfully played it cool when, during a stop into a favorite neighborhood coffee shop, she ended up in line behind a famous and incredibly handsome actor whom she's greatly admired for years. Perry said that even though...

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Funny story: Global Warming? I'm Freezing!

Global Warming? I'm Freezing!

(Los Angeles) - Despite the hysterical warnings of scientists, celebrities, politicians and ex-Vice Presidents, many U.S. residents, including those in warm sunny Southern California, are experiencing some of the coldest winter weather on record ...

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Funny story: Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology

Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology

"King of Queens" star Leah Remini has fully recanted all the negative statements she recently made on A&E's "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath", a program that criticized the religion for being devious, highly secretive and violent towar...

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Funny story: Here Come "The Endies": Better Late Than Never

Here Come "The Endies": Better Late Than Never

HOLLYWOOD - In a somewhat startling move that appears to have caught many industry sideliners completely off guard - especially those with either too much at stake in the immediate future and/or significantly less than the advised 20/20 with regards...

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Funny story: Celebrity Rehab Put On Hold Until July: Dr. Drew Will have to wait to exploit suffering celebrities

Celebrity Rehab Put On Hold Until July: Dr. Drew Will have to wait to exploit suffering celebrities

While some taping has taken place for Dr Drew Pinsky's Addict minstrel show Celebrity Rehab, the show has been put on hold. There was activity at the Rehab center, but word came late in the day that the show's taping would not take place until Jul...

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Funny story: Celebrities sell themselves

Celebrities sell themselves

HURRAH for HOLLYWOOD - Celebrities have begun to sell themselves! "My body is my instrument," Katy Perry says. Like other big-name stars, Snooki, Kate Walsh, Khloe and Lamar Kardashian, and Selena Gomez have bottled their essence-their pheromones and...

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Funny story: Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"

Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"

Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...

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Funny story: When TM Hit Z Fan

When TM Hit Z Fan

In keeping with the gut-check spirit of the latest annual motion picture arts and sciences taffy pull, it seems only fitting that we finally, at long last, get the first official gander at what some local bargain hunters apparently found wedged insid...

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Funny story: A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

The Amazing Fernando, a clairvoyant (and part time locksmith), has disclosed his latest celebrity predictions, making the world privy to the spooky insights of a man clinically proven to have the psychic ability of fourteen men and a horse. "And n...

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Funny story: TV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams

TV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams

Bob Ross became an instant TV celebrity with his easy-to-follow painting techniques on PBS in the late '80's. But now his long time Cameraman, Arty Rivers, has written a tell-all memoir about the painting zen-master, who actually detested nature in g...

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Funny story: Celebs ticked at Porn Knock-Offs

Celebs ticked at Porn Knock-Offs

Two, to be exact: Tom Cruise and Denzel Washington. Tom Cruise, out promoting his latest "Jack Reacher" fare on the Ricki Lake show, grew furious when he found out there's a new nudie flick called "Jack Reach-around-er", which caters to Gay men.

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Paris Hilton

Hollyweird's Hottest: Paris Hilton

Having had the misfortune to have been named after both a French city and a hotel, heiress Paris Hilton "never had a chance," Freudian psychoanalyst Ima Shrink contends, explaining, "She lacks penis envy." Be that as it may, many consider Hilton to be a "tremendous success," the heiress mom, Kathy Hilton, insists. "How many other young women without talent, looks, or brains have become the sens...

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Funny story: Helen Wood Tape: Super Injunction Identities Revealed?

Helen Wood Tape: Super Injunction Identities Revealed?

In a brief but revealing meeting with call-girl Helen Wood, whose three-in-a-bed romps with Wayne Rooney hit the headlines two years ago and now finds herself in the middle of three high profile High Court gagging orders, has she perhaps let slip the identities of the two actors and a football legend? Kiss and Sell We meet outside in the sun-soaked backstreets of a sedate part of Manchester.

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