Funny story - ESPY Awards 2020 - Worst Ratings Ever

ESPY Awards 2020 - Worst Ratings Ever

LOS ANGELES - Critics agree, the 2020 sports season has produced an unmatched display of preening, vanity, and unbridled narcissism among ESPN teleprompter readers. As an awards show, there were a large number of athletic sports celebrities in (Virtu...

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Funny story - Jennifer Lopez Reveals That Since Sheltering-in-Place Her Ass Has Gained 2-Inches

Jennifer Lopez Reveals That Since Sheltering-in-Place Her Ass Has Gained 2-Inches

NEW YORK CITY – Jennifer Lopez (aka J.Lo) told Voodoo Dupree with Glambuoyant Magazine that all this sheltering-in-place is wreaking havoc on her weight control regimen. She pointed out that when she is on the road performing nightly concerts, she...

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Funny story - Katy Perry Says She is Closing the Muffin Shop

Katy Perry Says She is Closing the Muffin Shop

HOLLYWOOD – Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have announced that they are expecting their first child later this year. Katy, who is 35, recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Gazebo Serengeti that she has never been pregnant before and she had no idea th...

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Funny story - Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery

Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery

HOLLYWOOD – The gorgeously sexy Colombian bombshell, Sofia Vergara, has stated that, contrary to rumors, that have been put out by the White House, she is not planning on getting a breast reduction. Vergara, who starred in the sit-com “Modern Fami...

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Funny story - Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend

Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend

Social media users attacked a decision by police to arrest Norbert Willy, the host of reality television show “Let’s Do Lots of Fucking in Public”, for beating up his girlfriend Mandy. Mandy had telephoned emergency services, complaining that her...

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Funny story - Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"

Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"

Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...

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Funny story - A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)

A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)

Actor Tom Banks, whose net worth is estimated at $350 million, give or take a million, played Santa Claus at an N-n-Out Boogers in Fontana, Californicate, treating his fans to a free lunch. “Order anything you want,” he told his devotees. “Money i...

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Funny story - Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman may or may not be pregnant depending on what news service you look at. However, in a rare act for a celebrity, Kidman has assured the media that, if she falls pregnant, she will let the media know first before partner Keith Urban.

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Funny story - "There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave

"There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave

Deceased puppet master, wiry ginger bloke and children's entertainer Rod Hull has sensationally contacted Emu from beyond the grave.

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Funny story - Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni

SAN FRANCISCO – Kimberly Guilfoyle was visiting old friends in “The Golden Gate City.” She was asked by a reporter with Telemundo about her romantic involvement with Donnie Trump Jr. She said that he hates being called Donnie because it makes...

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Funny story - A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

The Amazing Fernando, a clairvoyant (and part time locksmith), has disclosed his latest celebrity predictions, making the world privy to the spooky insights of a man clinically proven to have the psychic ability of fourteen men and a horse. "And n...

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Funny story - Celebrity obstetrics career move for world's tallest man

Celebrity obstetrics career move for world's tallest man

Fushun, China - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The world's tallest man, a 2.36m Mongolian herdsman nicknamed Lurch by his Himalayan pals, looks set for a glittering career move into the unfathomable world of celebrity obstetrics after his historic life-s...

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Funny story - Saddam's Ghost to Star in Celebrity Big Brother 7

Saddam's Ghost to Star in Celebrity Big Brother 7

Whilst tension is mounting over the names of the entrants to Celebrity Big Brother 5, our ace reporter can reveal that a surprise celebrity is to be the ghost of Saddam Hussein.

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Funny story - Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology

Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology

"King of Queens" star Leah Remini has fully recanted all the negative statements she recently made on A&E's "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath", a program that criticized the religion for being devious, highly secretive and violent towar...

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Funny story - Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"

Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"

ALMOST HEAVEN -- Has-been celebrities, in an effort to generate publicity and reignite their flagging careers, claim to be "outraged" over nude photo spreads of themselves--and, in one case, at least--a sex tape that were allegedly stolen from a "hac...

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Funny story - Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating

Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating

The latest trend to come out of Hollyweird, California is a procedure called vajazzling, a procedure whereby lovely crystals are placed in various patterns and designs on the private areas of women. Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the first ce...

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Funny story - Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...

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Funny story - 'Uncle Jesse' From Dukes of Hazzard On National Book Tour

'Uncle Jesse' From Dukes of Hazzard On National Book Tour

Tyree, Mississippi - Jesse Duke came roaring into town today, not in a Dodge Challenger or an old beat-up red pickup, but in an unassuming Ford Taurus.

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Funny story - America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon

America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon

For over 50 years Ronald McDonald has been a symbol of family and fun spreading happiness to children of all ages around the world. But earlier today, thousands of Ronald McDonald statues across the globe were either taken down or covered with bla...

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Funny story - Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston; Courtney Love Honored With Lifetime Achievement Awards

Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston; Courtney Love Honored With Lifetime Achievement Awards

Green Bay, WI The National Railroad Museum in Green Bay Wisconsin may seem like a strange venue to be handing out awards to celebrities, howeve...

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