ESPY Awards 2020 - Worst Ratings Ever
LOS ANGELES - Critics agree, the 2020 sports season has produced an unmatched display of preening, vanity, and unbridled narcissism among ESPN teleprompter readers. As an awards show, there were a large number of athletic sports celebrities in (Virtu...
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Jennifer Lopez Reveals That Since Sheltering-in-Place Her Ass Has Gained 2-Inches
NEW YORK CITY – Jennifer Lopez (aka J.Lo) told Voodoo Dupree with Glambuoyant Magazine that all this sheltering-in-place is wreaking havoc on her weight control regimen. She pointed out that when she is on the road performing nightly concerts, she...
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Katy Perry Says She is Closing the Muffin Shop
HOLLYWOOD – Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have announced that they are expecting their first child later this year. Katy, who is 35, recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Gazebo Serengeti that she has never been pregnant before and she had no idea th...
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Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery
HOLLYWOOD – The gorgeously sexy Colombian bombshell, Sofia Vergara, has stated that, contrary to rumors, that have been put out by the White House, she is not planning on getting a breast reduction. Vergara, who starred in the sit-com “Modern Fami...
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Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend
Social media users attacked a decision by police to arrest Norbert Willy, the host of reality television show “Let’s Do Lots of Fucking in Public”, for beating up his girlfriend Mandy. Mandy had telephoned emergency services, complaining that her...
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Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"
Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...
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Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!
TV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams
The TSA Says Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, and Kim Kardashian Will Be Exempt From Airport "Pat Downs" Due To Their Celebrity Status
The American Dream Is Now The American Reality TV Show
McCain Abandons White House for Stardom
Kat Von D To Host A New Reality Game Show Called, "Celebrity Crotch Tattoos"
Italian Navy Tows Jay Z and Beyonce's Yacht To Port For Smuggling Refugees.
Twitter To Launch Z-List Celebrity Only Site
Rod Hull is still alive and in witness protection
Blind Item: Which Gay Baldie Replaced His Dead Child With A Brand-Spanking New One?
'No talent' confession from host of stars.So 'de rigueur' to be clueless this season!
Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers
A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)
Actor Tom Banks, whose net worth is estimated at $350 million, give or take a million, played Santa Claus at an N-n-Out Boogers in Fontana, Californicate, treating his fans to a free lunch. “Order anything you want,” he told his devotees. “Money i...
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Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'
Nicole Kidman may or may not be pregnant depending on what news service you look at. However, in a rare act for a celebrity, Kidman has assured the media that, if she falls pregnant, she will let the media know first before partner Keith Urban.
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"There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave
Deceased puppet master, wiry ginger bloke and children's entertainer Rod Hull has sensationally contacted Emu from beyond the grave.
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Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni
SAN FRANCISCO – Kimberly Guilfoyle was visiting old friends in “The Golden Gate City.” She was asked by a reporter with Telemundo about her romantic involvement with Donnie Trump Jr. She said that he hates being called Donnie because it makes...
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A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions
The Amazing Fernando, a clairvoyant (and part time locksmith), has disclosed his latest celebrity predictions, making the world privy to the spooky insights of a man clinically proven to have the psychic ability of fourteen men and a horse. "And n...
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Celebrity obstetrics career move for world's tallest man
Fushun, China - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The world's tallest man, a 2.36m Mongolian herdsman nicknamed Lurch by his Himalayan pals, looks set for a glittering career move into the unfathomable world of celebrity obstetrics after his historic life-s...
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Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology
"King of Queens" star Leah Remini has fully recanted all the negative statements she recently made on A&E's "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath", a program that criticized the religion for being devious, highly secretive and violent towar...
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Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"
ALMOST HEAVEN -- Has-been celebrities, in an effort to generate publicity and reignite their flagging careers, claim to be "outraged" over nude photo spreads of themselves--and, in one case, at least--a sex tape that were allegedly stolen from a "hac...
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Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating
The latest trend to come out of Hollyweird, California is a procedure called vajazzling, a procedure whereby lovely crystals are placed in various patterns and designs on the private areas of women. Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the first ce...
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Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise
Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...
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America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon
For over 50 years Ronald McDonald has been a symbol of family and fun spreading happiness to children of all ages around the world. But earlier today, thousands of Ronald McDonald statues across the globe were either taken down or covered with bla...
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