New Halloween cosmetic kits will soon be on the market – but these are special, just for those who find themselves in a mass shooting scenario. Ladies, how big are your purses? The kit comes in various sizes, with the compact version able to fit into…
Cosmetics giant Max Factor has today announced its intention to sue president Donald John Trump. The suit aledges that president Trump, who is widely known to be a long-time user of Max factor’s products, has caused lasting damage to the compan...
A spokeswoman for the Mary Jane Cosmetics Company who have listed their write-off donations for tax purposes has sent a brand new Pink Cadillac to the "Little People" who make it all possible. "I bet these little guys eyes will lit up like little...
It happened when the moon read the following (in an article, NASA's GRAIL Mission helps Scientists Figure Out Moon's Rough and Stony Look, at the FrenchTribune.com): "Scientists have now understood the reasons behind the moon's rough and stony look.
Scranton, PA resident Kimberly Ellison plans to age gracefully. "I've decided I'm not going to wear makeup or anything when I get older," said Ellison, who turned 24 last month and who once had to google the unfamiliar term, 'crows-feet'. "I ju...
CLEVELAND - Country music singing sensation Taylor Swift had just finished performing at The WWW Dot Coliseum in Cleveland when she was quickly whisked away to her backstage dressing room by an assistant. Apparently Taylor had gotten a call from a...
Following on from the enormous success of their advertising slogan - 'Because I'm worth it' - Fo'real has announced that from 2012, women will be required to prove they are worthy of buying their products. While the cosmetics giant is remaining sk...
Global chemical giant Splurge Inc has withdrawn its QN7 age defying cream from sale in western countries. QN7 first went on sale in 2004 and was said to be the world's first cream that actually made people younger. Hollywood stars were the first t...
Jane Girl Walnut, the daughter of John and Livie Walnut, has announced that she will share her cosmetics training and experience by setting up a make-up counter at the Bait Shop. Jane Girl, who was once in a play in Little Rock and got made up by pr...
When Wizard Jeans recently produced its annual list (prepared by fashion expert Sally Allen) of the 10 Most Beautiful Women in the World, there wasn't a twenty-something woman on it. And young wannabes were startled to see that Helen Mirren, 64, Cat...
Glamour model and businesswoman, Katie Price, has revealed she is to launch her own cosmetics brand, and will hire no other model than herself to promote the range. It is reported that Katie has decided to press on with the range after she applied...
"Avlong", the well known door-to-door cosmetics firm has announced that it will very soon be adding a new Anti-aging cream to the pages of its catalogues. "This cream is the miracle both women and men have been waiting for," stated Avlong's spokesperson, I.V.E. Gotcha from her office in India. When asked what the ingredients of this 'miracle cream' were, I.V.E. Gotcha said she wouldn't relea...
In a bold and unexpected move, cosmetics company Maybebornwithit have appointed Tory leader David Cameron as their new poster boy. The appearance of 759 billboards across the country- depicting little more than Cameron's flawless skin - is said t...
According to the recent breakthroughs in cosmetics, natural minerals used for make-up will do no harm and actually help the skin of today's young ladies and help restore damage by the use of artificial cosmetics in the past. "Natural minerals is...
A poncy cosmetic giant has invented ANOTHER daftly pronounced product. Annoying adverts starring posh celeb's telling us how we "are worth it", and adding random vowels and French accents to words in order to make them sound better than they reall...
Beauty product manufacturer, L'Unreal, has decided to 'come clean' over their recent range of advertisements which had been designed specifically to part women from copious amounts of money. Nothing new there, eh? However, up to now famed for cele...
Several leading cosmetics companies have quietly stopped testing products on animals. The moves are in response to years of pressure by animal-rights groups and reflect growing confidence in the reliability of alternative testing methods. Avon, Re...
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