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Funny story: Buffalo Bills Wide Reciever Cole Beasley Fined $900,000 By The NFL For Refusing To Wear a Mask

Buffalo Bills Wide Reciever Cole Beasley Fined $900,000 By The NFL For Refusing To Wear a Mask

BUFFALO, New York – (Sports Satire) – According to the Sports Bet Gazette, Bills receiver, Cole Beasley is emphatic that no one, not the NFL commissioner, not the vice-president of the United States, and not even the “Big Black Mouth of The South,” C…

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Funny story: Dear Auntie Spoof: "Where can I buy a mask for me?" by Xenomorph Mavis Davidson

Dear Auntie Spoof: "Where can I buy a mask for me?" by Xenomorph Mavis Davidson

Hello, Mavis Davidson here. You may remember me from my starring role in Alien, Aliens, Aliens 3, Aliens 4, Alien Ressurection (the one with Winona Ryder) and other cinematic delights. I had a starring role in Tremors 7, and you sometimes see me i…

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Funny story: The President Trump Halloween Mask is The Nation’s #1 Seller

The President Trump Halloween Mask is The Nation’s #1 Seller

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette has just noted that the number one-selling Halloween mask for this Halloween season is the President Donald Trump mask. One of the nation’s leading Halloween mask producers, Masks & A…

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Funny story: Designer Masks For Make America Great Again

Designer Masks For Make America Great Again

Ivanka Trump has cornered the market again, and is whipping up Make America Great Again masks in China. These designer masks cost 25 cents-an-hour to produce, and each worker is supposed to create about sixty covers per hour. They will retail at $24.

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Funny story: Latest from the CDC: COVID-19 is an STD

Latest from the CDC: COVID-19 is an STD

As mentioned in my last post, the Coronavirus Detectives Club (CDC) is now telling us that COVID-19 is an STD. Spokesperson David Shlong explained that an STD is any disease that can be contracted during sex, and STD's can basically be b...

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Funny story: Paper or Cloth are not Substitutes for Condoms

Paper or Cloth are not Substitutes for Condoms

The Center for Disease Control (“CDC”) has informed Americans that covering one’s face with a mask constructed from cloth, paper towels, or even toilet paper is acceptable, if one is in a position where one’s nose and mouth should be covered and a me...

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Funny story: A Man in New Mexico is Making Medical Masks Out of Pantiliners and Scotch Tape

A Man in New Mexico is Making Medical Masks Out of Pantiliners and Scotch Tape

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico – A very innovative local entrepreneur who we’ll call Johnny Doe, is reportedly making a ton of money manufacturing medical masks. Doe told a reporter with the Albuquerque Articulator Express, that he has patented a medical...

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Funny story: Japanese Volcano Mount Sakurajima Erupts For The 500th Time This Year

Japanese Volcano Mount Sakurajima Erupts For The 500th Time This Year

KAGOSHIMA CITY, Japan - The Saki News Agency of Japan has just announced that Mount Sakurajima has just had eruption number 500 since the first of the year. A reporter with Saki stated that the volcano is one of the most ominous ones in the entire...

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Funny story: New use for underwear store

New use for underwear store

A former underwear shop in Harrogate, has been given the go-ahead for a change. The previous owners, Thongs'n'Stuff, specialized in second-hand lingerie. But the new business will be re-named S&M, and will feature masks and whips on the botto...

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