WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well like they say, justice will prevail. And former Trumptard campaign aide and White House strategist, Steve "The Ugly Creepola" Bannon is proof positive of that little ditty that first originated in Turkey five centuries ago.
According to The Daily Drama's Cinderella St. Lamb, Bannon, like his kissing buddy, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump fucking thought that he was above the law.
Bannon got caught printing counterfeit $1,000 bills. He also was caught sending obscene text messages to Nancy Pelosi, Liz Cheney, Ivanka Trump, RuPaul, and Khloe Kardashian.
But the FBI, the CIA, the DOJ, and even the Optimist Club have showed the man who looks like he got caught in a damn hailstorm, that no, you Bitch Face looking Trump ass kisser, you and Trump, and Flynn, and Cruz, and Giuliani, and Gaetz, and McConnell and the rest of the GOPricks are not, ARE NOT above the law.
Miss St. Lamb, so astutely wrote that if that above group of old, wrinkled, flabby, law-breaking goats had done what they all did in Russia, Putin would have had them hung to the nearest tree by their gonads (balls).
Well all except for Cruz, who Marjorie Taylor Greene has said has no balls.
So now Steve Bannon is headed to prison for at least fourteen years. He will also be fined $1.2 million, and he will not be allowed to receive conjugal visits from his boyfriend, Donald "The Big Mac Chomper" Trump.
