WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporrts that Steve Bannon has just shown himself to be the biggest fucking idiot since the world's first known idiot, Kitvir Yubxx, who crawled on land over 18,000 years ago.
Bannon was forced to attend The Senate Condemnatory Hearing On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan.6, or risk having his huge lard ass thrown in the slammer.
Senate Hearing Committe Chairman Bennie Thompson and Sen. Liz Cheney asked the man, who even the Trumptard agrees is uglier than a pile of gorilla shit, a total of 103 questions.
And old "Pizza Face" Bannon replied 102 times by saying "No Comment." The one time he did not comment was because he was suddenly hit with a damn coughing fit that required the senate doctor to pat him on his back, and take him to the senate bathroom, where he had to administer an enema.
After returning to his seat, the Creepola replied, "No comment."
SIDENOTE: After Thompson adjourned the meeting for the day, Liz Cheney was overheard saying that Bannon is so ugly he makes a damn oil spill look pretty.
