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Funny story: McDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs

McDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The dreaded Coronavirus shut down lots of businesses and now that most have reopened they are finding that they are having a hard time filling the positions; even at McDonalds. The corporate heads at Mickey D’s say that e…

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Funny story: McDonald’s Latest New Menu Food Item Is An Astounding Hit!

McDonald’s Latest New Menu Food Item Is An Astounding Hit!

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Corporate officials with McDonalds took the suggestion from San Francisco native, VP Kamala Harris and they have added a new menu item, which has gone through the roof. The vice-president, who says she eats an average of…

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Funny story: Jack-in-the-Box Announces That They Are Going To Start Selling Beer

Jack-in-the-Box Announces That They Are Going To Start Selling Beer

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that will certainly increase their sales by astronomical numbers, Jack-in-the-Box has decided to add beer to their extensive menu. The idea of selling brewski’s was first proposed by Wally St. Sinclair, 48…

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Funny story: McDonalds Says That Their McSauerkraut Burger Will Never, Ever, Ever Return Again

McDonalds Says That Their McSauerkraut Burger Will Never, Ever, Ever Return Again

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – In what fast food pundits are calling the dumbest idea in the world of fast food, the McDonalds McSauerkraut Burger has ridden off to that Burger Paradise in the Sky. A reporter with Hollywood Hors Doeuvres asked a Mickey…

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Funny story: West Virginia Outlaws Ass Cheek-Showing Short Shorts

West Virginia Outlaws Ass Cheek-Showing Short Shorts

CHARLESTON, West Virginia – (Satire News) – The West Virginia Puritan Association is bragging about the fact that they have finally been successful in getting the West Virginia legislature to ban ass cheek-showing short shorts. WVPA Assistant Vice…

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Funny story: Wing Stop Is In a Horrendous Panic As Chicken Wings Have Become Scarce-As-Hell!

Wing Stop Is In a Horrendous Panic As Chicken Wings Have Become Scarce-As-Hell!

CHUCK WAGON, Texas – (Satire News) - The famous buffalo wings franchise reports that the top executives are in a state of absolute concern and downright panic due to what is being called The Chicken Wing Shortage of 2021. Spokesperson Bernardo Fl…

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Opens Its First Fast Food Restaurant in North Korea

Dairy Queen Opens Its First Fast Food Restaurant in North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea – (Satire News) – Dairy Queen, the hamburger and ice cream parlor franchise giant has been around for 80 years. TheVox Populi news agency reports that the company has just agreed to open up a new Dairy Queen in Pyongyang, No…

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Funny story: KFC Says That Due To The Chicken Shortage They Are Going To Start Serving Beef Enchiladas

KFC Says That Due To The Chicken Shortage They Are Going To Start Serving Beef Enchiladas

CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that due to the nation's widespread chicken shortage, the fried chicken giant will have to alter their menu a bit. TTT reporter Tapioca Swizzle, said that she was told by…

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Funny story: LeBron James is Jumping Into The Fast Food Burger World

LeBron James is Jumping Into The Fast Food Burger World

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA has just stated that he has decided to fulfill his life-time dream, and he will be opening up hamburger restaurants throughout the nation. The Los Angeles Lakers sup…

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Funny story: McDonald’s Offers COVID Shots With Each Purchase of a Big Mac Meal

McDonald’s Offers COVID Shots With Each Purchase of a Big Mac Meal

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The McDonald’s Fast Food Corporation has hit the fast food lottery, with it’s brand new promotion of giving their patrons an in-the-store Coronavirus shot with a purchase of a Big Mac Meal. The idea is the brain child of…

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Funny story: People Are Going Crazy Over Mickey D's New Food Item

People Are Going Crazy Over Mickey D's New Food Item

CHICAGO – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation has always prided itself in striving to be the first fast food franchise to introduce a new menu item during the early part of each new year. And this year is no different. Mickey D's marketi…

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Funny story: Long John Silver’s Patrons Find Traces of Pepto Bismol in Their Fried Oysters

Long John Silver’s Patrons Find Traces of Pepto Bismol in Their Fried Oysters

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) – The Kentucky Health Federation has filed a complaint against the Long John Silver Corporation. The KHF states that patrons in three different establishments have reported finding traces of Pepto Bismol in th…

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Funny story: Burger King Abdicates to Carl’s Jr.

Burger King Abdicates to Carl’s Jr.

The Gastro Gazette- (Satire News)--Wikileaks uncovered details concerning a previously unknown sex tape between the Burger King and Ruby Tuesday Thursday, forcing the Burger King to abdicate his burger empire to Carl’s Jr. “It is with great regret…

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Funny story: Food Critics Give McDonald’s Brand New McNachos a "3 Bravos" Rating

Food Critics Give McDonald’s Brand New McNachos a "3 Bravos" Rating

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The world’s number one fast food restaurant chain is always striving to keep one step ahead of the competition. The 26th floor of the McDonald’s headquarters building houses the lettuce department, as well as the departme…

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Funny story: The In ‘N’ Out Burger Chain Disputes Claims That Their French Fries Taste Like Chalk

The In ‘N’ Out Burger Chain Disputes Claims That Their French Fries Taste Like Chalk

IRVINE, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the In-N-Out hamburger franchise says the company disputes a national publication’s claim that In-N-Out’s French fries taste like chalk. In-N-Out spokeswoman, Tallulah Gruggle, stated that th…

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Funny story: A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers

A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers

RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…

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Funny story: Wendy’s Announces That the Name of All Their Chicago Fast Food Restaurants Will Now Be Windy’s

Wendy’s Announces That the Name of All Their Chicago Fast Food Restaurants Will Now Be Windy’s

PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) – The nation’s third largest fast food chain is always seeking ways to try and catch up to the number two franchise, Burger King. In an effort to climb that much sought-after fast food ladder, Wendy’s has hired th…

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