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Funny story: Drug Junk Food Coming Soon to Make Life Worthwhile Again

Drug Junk Food Coming Soon to Make Life Worthwhile Again

Since Elon Musk joked about buying Coca-Cola and returning it to the original recipe using cocaine, serious investors and inventors have been giving consideration to other food and drinks consumed by billions of people every day. Try the new Meth…

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Funny story: New Trump Restaurant in Austin County, Texas, Has Girls with Guns

New Trump Restaurant in Austin County, Texas, Has Girls with Guns

A Lebanese immigrant has opened a new restaurant in Austin County Texas Called 'Trump Burger’, and it is very popular. Eighty percent of county residents voted for Trump in 2016 and are loyal Trump Burger eaters. The waitresses wear pink cow…

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Funny story: Trump’s Burgers Will Not Give You Diarrhea

Trump’s Burgers Will Not Give You Diarrhea

Donald Trump has a burger restaurant … or the burger restaurant has him. MAGA lovers can now munch on a “Donny Burger”. One patron said this about her burger: “I love taking a big bite outa Trump’s meat!” Another patron named Billy Joe Bob Cle…

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Funny story: England's Windsor Castle Is Going To Become The Biggest Fast Food Court Establishment In The Entire World

England's Windsor Castle Is Going To Become The Biggest Fast Food Court Establishment In The Entire World

BERKSHIRE COUNTY - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that Queen Elizabeth has agreed to sell Windsor Castle. Her majesty stated to a reporter for Tickety Boo News, that she was just offered a tremendous amount of money; and s…

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Funny story: Taco Bell Enters The Chinese Fast Food Market Under The Name Taco Ding Dong

Taco Bell Enters The Chinese Fast Food Market Under The Name Taco Ding Dong

HEAT WAVE, California - (Satire News) - The largest taco chain franchises in the nation, and in fact in the entire solar system, has just made a stock-raising announcement. Taco Bell spokesperson, Paco Vistalarga-Waywater, 51, told the assembled f…

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Funny story: KFC Scientists Have Developed a Chicken That Has Six Wings

KFC Scientists Have Developed a Chicken That Has Six Wings

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - Kentucky Fried Chicken is proud and thrilled to annouce that their crack group of scientist/cooks have just developed a chicken that has six regular-sized wings. Harlandale "Bubba" Sanders, a great grandson o…

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Funny story: Grubhub Reports That McDonald's Food Items Are Their #1 Delivery

Grubhub Reports That McDonald's Food Items Are Their #1 Delivery

THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just informed the eating public, that Grubhub's best revenue-making delivery food is from none other than Mickey D.s. Paloma Sonoma with AFNA was very surprised to learn tha…

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Funny story: San Francisco To Open The World's First "All Gay" Mickey D's" Fast Food Restaurant

San Francisco To Open The World's First "All Gay" Mickey D's" Fast Food Restaurant

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just announced that "Fog City" will be opening up the world's first "Gay and Lesbian Only" fast food eatery. An executive for Mickey D's, Bruce P. Swishowitz, 34, said that the fr…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Film A Commercial For McDonalds and He Agrees To Get Paid In Big Macs

Donald Trump To Film A Commercial For McDonalds and He Agrees To Get Paid In Big Macs

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the Big Apple, is that the twice-impeached, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has agreed to film a commercial for McDonalds. Mr. Melania Trump will film the commercial in Central Park, where h…

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Funny story: Moscow Man Orders 3,650 Big Macs Before McD's Shuts Down in Russia

Moscow Man Orders 3,650 Big Macs Before McD's Shuts Down in Russia

Moscow, Russia - Boris Meatchewski watched his television in anguish as many Western Corporations were shutting their doors in Russia. Why? The next day, Mr. Meatchewski's local MacDonald's, said they would be shutting their doors, too. "With no…

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Funny story: Burger King Will Start Serving Wine In All of Their Restaurants

Burger King Will Start Serving Wine In All of Their Restaurants

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The fast food industry can be a dog-eat-dog industry; sorry that was a bad choice of words. Tabloid Today is reporting that the $2 billion a year franchise is venturing into new territorial waters. A s…

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Funny story: Jack-in-the-Box, in An Effort To Increase Patrons, Plans to Add Swimming Pools to Their Restaurants

Jack-in-the-Box, in An Effort To Increase Patrons, Plans to Add Swimming Pools to Their Restaurants

CALEXICO, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain has just announced that the 71-year-old company will be implementing a new change to help boost their menu-item sales. Spokesperson Nanette Cowcaloochi,…

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Funny story: Five Guys Burgers Adds a Partner And Will Now Become Six Guys Burgers

Five Guys Burgers Adds a Partner And Will Now Become Six Guys Burgers

IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia – (Satire News) – Five Guys Burgers first came into being in 1986, and now 35 years later, they have just announced that they will be changing their corporate name. Five Guys executives state that effective immediately…

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Funny story: Tacos Have Just Surpassed Hamburgers As America’s Favorite Fast Food

Tacos Have Just Surpassed Hamburgers As America’s Favorite Fast Food

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The latest fast food poll taken by the nation’s number one polling organization, Quinnipinni, has shocked many fans of fast food eateries. Q Director Derek Waterwell, informed the national public that the extensive 11-mon…

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Funny story: Kentucky Fried Chicken To Start Selling Fried Dr. Pepper

Kentucky Fried Chicken To Start Selling Fried Dr. Pepper

LEXINGTON, Kentucky – (Satire News) – In a move to help increase sagging sales, KFC has decided to implement a new menu item. A spokesperson for the chicken giant, Filla Marshenco, 51, stated that starting in January 2022, all of the 23,802 KFC’s…

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Funny story: The McDonalds In Kabul, Afghanistan Sells Over 4,000 McCamelburgers Per Day

The McDonalds In Kabul, Afghanistan Sells Over 4,000 McCamelburgers Per Day

KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The McDonalds Corporation is happy to announce that their McDonalds restaurant in downtown Kabul is having record sales. A spokesperson for Afghanistan’s national Two-Humped News Agency stated that since introd…

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Funny story: The In-N-Out Burger Franchise Will Be Changing Its Name

The In-N-Out Burger Franchise Will Be Changing Its Name

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Business Satire) – The Left Coast hamburger chain known as In-N-Out has just announced that it is in the process of changing it’s corporate name. The change, according to Mimosa Sabrosa with the Alpha Beta News Agenc…

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