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Funny story: LeBron James opens up LeBron's chicken house diner

LeBron James opens up LeBron's chicken house diner

The Los Angeles Post Gazette Newspaper has just put out that Los Angeles Lakers super star LeBron James has just opened up LeBron's Chicken House Diner in Tarzana, California. Reporter Fargo Windmill spoke with James, who said that owning his own…

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Funny story: Folks, it's here by popular demand - WhataPizza

Folks, it's here by popular demand - WhataPizza

The Whataburger Corporation has just announced that due to lots of customer input, they are now adding WhatPizza to their extensive food items menu. The WhataPizza was developed by one of the best Italian pizza chefs in the world, Brooklyn's Luigi…

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Funny story: Fast food outlets in the Los Angeles area will be hiring massueses to relax the patrons

Fast food outlets in the Los Angeles area will be hiring massueses to relax the patrons

The Left Coast Mirror is reporting that several fast food restaurants in the L.A. area will be adding masseuses to their working staff. The masseuses will have a table set up in a corner of the restaurant where anyone who needs a massage can get o…

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Funny story: The all new Biblical restaurant: Adam’s Rib

The all new Biblical restaurant: Adam’s Rib

Coming soon to an Arkansas foodery near you, the all-new Biblical restaurant “Adam’s Rib.” D’you like ribs slathered in hickory-smoked chipotle honey-garlic sauce? Wooooo-doggy, I bet you do! I bet Jesus loved his ribs too! And Noah and Snakeb…

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Funny story: Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant

Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant

The high-riding TV Wild West star, Anson Mount, who is Taylor Swift's better half has just opened up The Anson Mount Hell On Wheels Barbecue Diner in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Mount who is half of "The Happiest Celebrity Couple in The USA," recently told…

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Funny story: A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain

A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain

Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…

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Funny story: Due to rampant crime most Chicago McDonalds now have a security guard inside the restaurant

Due to rampant crime most Chicago McDonalds now have a security guard inside the restaurant

The Chicago Police Department has informed the fast food patrons that due to the ongoing rise in crime, they have told all fast food establishments in the Windy City that they want them to hire a security guard, and preferably an off-duty member of t…

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Funny story: The Five Guys Burger franchise opens its first outlet in China

The Five Guys Burger franchise opens its first outlet in China

Word out of the Five Guys Burgers corporate headquarters is that the franchise has just opened up their very first restaurant in the Republic of China. The decision came after an unexpected personal request from none other than Chinese President X…

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Funny story: McDonalds McWild Boar baby back ribs are a huge success

McDonalds McWild Boar baby back ribs are a huge success

(SPOOF NEWS) - The American Food News Agency is reporting that the recently added McDonalds food item, the McWild Boar Baby Back Ribs are a tremendous success. Sales of the new item, are just a little below their famous Big Mac burger. Mickey D…

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Funny story: Whataburgers in Texas will be adding swimming pools

Whataburgers in Texas will be adding swimming pools

The Whataburger Board of Directors, located in San Antonio, Texas, have just informed the fast food patrons, that they will be adding swimming pools to their franchise stores in everyone of their Lone Star state Whataburges. The idea had been disc…

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Funny story: McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets

McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets

The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…

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Funny story: Woman sells her tallow to LA burger restaurant

Woman sells her tallow to LA burger restaurant

'Sloppy Joes' burger joint envoy in London traveled to Los Angeles to evacuate the country's famous eatery building after emergency rat control found a rotting 30-ton grease ball underneath the burger establishment. It all started with a tour guid…

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Funny story: McDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno

McDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno

Prepare your taste buds for a fiery fiesta because the world's largest fast food chain has just unleashed one of its 'hottest' menu items to date! In a groundbreaking announcement, Hildegarde Hillowitz, the fearless spokeswoman of the golden arche…

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Funny story: Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, reveals that she is overweight due to her addiction to McDonalds McFries

Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, reveals that she is overweight due to her addiction to McDonalds McFries

The wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has addmitted to being addicted to McDonalds McFries. Ginni the Glutton, as affectionately dubbed by neighbors and the mailman, reveals her courageous effort to cut back from 12 to 9 daily McFries…

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Funny story: The sexy Kardashian sisters are now the proud owners of a hot dog food truck

The sexy Kardashian sisters are now the proud owners of a hot dog food truck

The Kardashian sisters continue to expand their business empire, venturing into various unconventional products. However, their latest venture, The Horny Hot Dog Food Truck, takes the cake. Family matriarch, Kris Jenner, proudly announced the sist…

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Funny story: Taco Bell Has The Best Guacamole Dip In The Fast Food Industry

Taco Bell Has The Best Guacamole Dip In The Fast Food Industry

CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - Move over, Michelangelo, because Taco Bell has just created a masterpiece in the form of their guacamole dip, which has been named The Mona Lisa of Fast Food Dips. According to a spokesperson for the fast food chain, Taco…

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Funny story: Andy Dung, a school wierdo, makes a Big Mac

Andy Dung, a school wierdo, makes a Big Mac

A MCDONALD’S fan Andy Dung, who believes he has the ultimate “Big Mac hack” has been called a lunatic by his school mates. Everton East ghetto dweller, Sir Andy Dung, whose Dad brought him home after a stay at a state mental hospital has claimed…

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