iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the Alabama chapter of the KKK has just shown their disdain for the LGBTQ organization. Miss Segovia noted that an unidentified Grand Wizard stated that at a recent crossing burning event, the Crapola Cree…
Anheuser-Busch is delighted to announce that the supposed backlash and boycott of their popular beer, Bud Light, turned out to be short-lived. According to Curtis Steambush, the sales director for the "Clydesdale Company," many self-proclaimed boy…
Shanty Beer has defended a "pro-women" advert amid a woke backlash, insisting there is nothing "controversial" about "saying women shouldn’t be forced to mud wrestle" to sell beer. The beer brand released an advertisement celebrating Women’s Histo…
On par with telling an American that their Second Amendment will be erased and all their guns taken away, the people of Britain will soon be up in arms this coming September when all beer production will stop and all pubs closed. This is coming fr…
The folks at Anheuser Busch are in a frothy mess as devoted Bud Light drinkers stage a rebellion of hilarious proportions. According to The American Research Group, the beer giant has not faced such a customer backlash since the days of prohibitio…
MILWAUKEE - (Spoof News) - Move over, Dos Equis guy - there's a new beer spokesperson in town, and she's not just a pretty face! Pop sensation Britney Spears has teamed up with a Milwaukee brewery to launch her very own brew: "Drink Me Baby One More…
ST. LOUIS - (Business Satire) - The largest beer maker in the entire world Anheuser-Busch is happy to announce that the most popular horses in the world of horses have been sold and they will soon be galloping in front of millions of amusement theme…
CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - The McDonalds fast food chain has just come up with a new menu meal combo that has proved to be extremely successful. Mickey D's has started selling it's Big Mac, McFries, and McBeer Combo for Adults Only, in…
A Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, Anita Bonita, had a pom-pom malfunction, and three people in the front row were hospitalized. “I don’t know what happened – it was in my hand one minute, and hurting people the next. I thought pom-poms were our friends…
ST. LOUIS, Missouri - (Business Satire) - Metro News Service reporter Joaquin Cerveza, has just informed the American public that the huge beer company, Anheuser Busch, which is known as Budweiser, has asked President Biden for a substantial bailout.
ST. LOUIS - (Satire News) - The Anheuser-Busch Brewing Co. has just had it's chemists, brewmasters, and scientists devise a new type of beer-related product that will literally revolutionize the beer-consuming industry. Wanda Beth Stimmio, a spoke…
ST. LOUIS - (Satire News) - One of the most popular beer companies in the world has just informed the beer-drinking public that in an effort to stay at the top of the beer world, they will be putting out a new beer that is microwavable. The 146-ye…
Fears of empty supermarket shelves are driving people to find alternative food sources. One suggestion is to go out and find it in the wild. Some call it foraging. But an expert in these matters, wearing a trilby hat and brandishing a pint of Bri…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The Empire Castle Brewing Co. of Brooklyn has just announced that they are now selling a brand new beer geared for the thirsty female beer-drinking consumers. A spokesperson for the beer company, Lacey Mungeesock, 38, sai…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The Empire Castle Brewing Company has just introduced a brand new beer. A corporate spokesperson said that the new beer was 11 months in the developmental stages. The brewery took their signature beer, Empire Castle a…
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The BuzzFuzz News Agency has just broken the story that a 29-year-old waitress, who works at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Bar & Grill has an amazing pair of breasts. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx spoke with Terri T…
LONDON – (Satire News) – Coors Light Beer, which is headquartered in Golden, Colorado, has just announced that it will be brewing a new light beer in honor of her majesty, the queen. A spokesperson for Coors Light (UK), Rafferty Cocklings, III, sa…
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