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Funny story: Budweiser To Produce Microwaveable Beer

Budweiser To Produce Microwaveable Beer

ST. LOUIS - (Satire News) - One of the most popular beer companies in the world has just informed the beer-drinking public that in an effort to stay at the top of the beer world, they will be putting out a new beer that is microwavable. The 146-ye…

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Funny story: Short of Food? Farage for it!

Short of Food? Farage for it!

Fears of empty supermarket shelves are driving people to find alternative food sources. One suggestion is to go out and find it in the wild. Some call it foraging. But an expert in these matters, wearing a trilby hat and brandishing a pint of Bri…

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Funny story: Lady Libido Light Beer Hits The Beer Market Like Gangbusters

Lady Libido Light Beer Hits The Beer Market Like Gangbusters

DETROIT – (Satire News) – The Empire Castle Brewing Co. of Brooklyn has just announced that they are now selling a brand new beer geared for the thirsty female beer-drinking consumers. A spokesperson for the beer company, Lacey Mungeesock, 38, sai…

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Funny story: A Major Brewing Company Is Now Selling Viagra-Flavored Beer

A Major Brewing Company Is Now Selling Viagra-Flavored Beer

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The Empire Castle Brewing Company has just introduced a brand new beer. A corporate spokesperson said that the new beer was 11 months in the developmental stages. The brewery took their signature beer, Empire Castle a…

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Funny story: A Pregnant Woman Claims That Beer and Not Milk Is Coming Out of Her Breasts

A Pregnant Woman Claims That Beer and Not Milk Is Coming Out of Her Breasts

AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The BuzzFuzz News Agency has just broken the story that a 29-year-old waitress, who works at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Bar & Grill has an amazing pair of breasts. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx spoke with Terri T…

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Funny story: England’s Coors Light Brewing Company Has Just Named A New Beer After Queen Elizabeth

England’s Coors Light Brewing Company Has Just Named A New Beer After Queen Elizabeth

LONDON – (Satire News) – Coors Light Beer, which is headquartered in Golden, Colorado, has just announced that it will be brewing a new light beer in honor of her majesty, the queen. A spokesperson for Coors Light (UK), Rafferty Cocklings, III, sa…

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Funny story: Texas Is Changing Its Official State Beer

Texas Is Changing Its Official State Beer

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Lone Star state is noted for Longhorn cattle, oil, rattlesnakes, huge ranches, the Chupacabra, and the sensuously sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, noted that that the state is also noted…

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Funny story: North Dakota To Implement The 2-Day Work Week

North Dakota To Implement The 2-Day Work Week

BISMARCK, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The North Dakota Senate has decided that due to the winters getting harsher and harsher, they have decided to implement a new 2-Day work week. The Senate passed the new law by a vote of 83 for, 16 against,…

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Funny story: A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

TOKYO – (Olympics Satire) – There is extreme disappointment, despair, and friggin' sadness in the dormitory building where the Swiss Olympic team is housed. Reports state that Switzerland’s top weight lifter, Leon Titbrunnen, was given a random dr…

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Funny story: Jack-in-the-Box Announces That They Are Going To Start Selling Beer

Jack-in-the-Box Announces That They Are Going To Start Selling Beer

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that will certainly increase their sales by astronomical numbers, Jack-in-the-Box has decided to add beer to their extensive menu. The idea of selling brewski’s was first proposed by Wally St. Sinclair, 48…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Reveal a Pubic Region Secret

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Reveal a Pubic Region Secret

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – America’s number one country music couple, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, recently talked to Yippee-Ki-Yay’s, Voodoo Dupree on their ranch in Oklahoma. The couple, who both appear as judges on “The Voice”, s…

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Funny story: Coors To Use Drones To Deliver Beer

Coors To Use Drones To Deliver Beer

GOLDEN, Colorado – (Satire News) – The board of directors of the Coors Brewing Company has hit on an idea to improve on their delivery service. Board of Directors Chairman Yusif Tayrus pointed out that the test program will involve delivering up t…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Can Hardly Wait For The Start of Their Country Valentine’s Music Tour

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Can Hardly Wait For The Start of Their Country Valentine’s Music Tour

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – The two country lovebirds are so looking forward to their upcoming 2021 Country Valentine’s Music Tour. Blake and Gwen announced to Boom Boom News that they have booked the Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band to b…

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Funny story: Man Has Been Invited To House Party Tomorrow Morning

Man Has Been Invited To House Party Tomorrow Morning

A man who has any number of things that he'd much rather be doing instead, has received an invitation to attend a 'New House' party tomorrow morning, starting at 8 o'clock. The new house in question belongs to the Cambodian brother-in-law of Moys…

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Funny story: Drinker slung out of pub for being drunk

Drinker slung out of pub for being drunk

A man who had, allegedly, drunk five pints of lager in an Essex pub at the weekend, was thrown out by the landlord for being drunk. Dave Brown, 28, who had been supping at the Bulldog and Nettles public house in Braintree from 5 o'clock until clos…

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Funny story: President Donald Trump Threatens To Cut Off The Beer Supply to Kenosha, Wisconsin

President Donald Trump Threatens To Cut Off The Beer Supply to Kenosha, Wisconsin

KENOSHA, Wisconsin – (Satire News) - The President convoyed into Kenosha like he was General Patton marching in to liberate Casablanca during World War II. He was greeted by cheers and jeers, and lots of comments about his mama. Many waved U.S.

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Funny story: Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

A man who has been suffering mental torture during the Coronavirus Lockdown, has told how he was so desperate for a chance to get out of his own house this morning, that he decided to go to the funeral of a woman he had never heard of. Moys Kenwoo…

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