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Man's Cock Gets Trapped In Zip

Funny story: Man's Cock Gets Trapped In Zip

A man has revealed how a night out with friends ended in agony and a hospital visit, after he carelessly got his cock trapped in his zip. Alan Smith, 28, had been breaking drinking records with his mates in pubs around downtown New York, and, as l...

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V-Beer takes off, warehouses bursting and a month’s delay on orders

Funny story: V-Beer takes off, warehouses bursting and a month’s delay on orders

The latest in 'tempting the taste buds' from the brewery department is now taking the country by storm--plus sweeping out across the globe. Take a look at the label of the next bottle of brew you purchase, with the comely maidens all over the labe...

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Hunger can lead to anger, but compounded if wife doesn't bring me a goddamn beer.

Funny story: Hunger can lead to anger, but compounded if wife doesn't bring me a goddamn beer.

HARFOLD, Vt. - We've all been "hangry," that grumpy disposition when we get home late and haven't had a meal. God forbid you've missed an entire meal. But the female cafeteria staff at Harfold State College in Harfold, Vermont, have determined tha...

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Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Funny story: Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...

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SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

Funny story: SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

Assachewsets Institute of Technocracy - Professor Hecktor Nogginbanger of AIT today announced a theory of everything that resolves all the unexplained problems in the Standard Model of physics. The new theory, some just call it fact, is called SMASH...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. As the reporter of the world famous weekly newspap...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 5: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Nexit prepper"?

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The reporter of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favourite alternative cat litter) passes Tom's pub on his way t...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 4: Tom 'Brexit prepper', the SAD truth

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The reporter of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter) heard on the grapevine that To...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 3:Tom 'Brexit prepper' faces a long fight

09-10-2016 16.00 hrs - Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The editorial office of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 2: Is Tom first 'Brexit prepper'?

Tom from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The editorial office of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter) send their reporter to...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 1: Brexit. Does Tom have to leave the EU?

That's a question many friends of Tom have. Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. This same question was going around the editorial office of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% o...

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Wall Crashes after 42 Bottles of Beer

Funny story: Wall Crashes after 42 Bottles of Beer

Wall Street (SAPP) - Hackers from Bavaria have claimed responsibility for toppling a wall full of beer bottles. This follows a long string of mishaps regarding wall security tactics and countermeasures. This most recent security breach is by far the worst. "There were originally about 103 bottles of beer on the wall," says Bud Visor, chief of wall security. "I will be checking into the log file...

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Jimmy Buffett Opens Chain Of Run-Down Trailer Parks

Funny story: Jimmy Buffett Opens Chain Of Run-Down Trailer Parks

Gulf Shores Beach, FL - Jimmy Buffett doesn't need to be searching for his 'lost shaker of salt' anymore, he can easily afford to hire someone to find it for him. The music legend, who's been touring the country with his Coral Reefer Band for decades...

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Brewmaster of all - Vermont based brewing co. unveils unique holiday flavors

The Boston Massacre Brewing Company of Vermont recently invited me to a tasting of their new offerings. They have beaten the competition to the ultimate goal by producing the first 365 pack. It consists of beers made up to match the nuances of every day of the year. I first sampled A stars and striped bottle of "INDEPENDENCE DAY ALE" made from Apple pie, Frankfurters, and the scrapings o...

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Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

Funny story: Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

My friend and neighbor Jacko and my old English Comp teacher Feducious T. Flynt stopped by the other day and informed me they were on a sojourn for what they considered to be the quest for the holy grail. "We're taking a road trip, then we'll be t...

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Revised UK Department Of Health Guidance On Alcohol Consumption Meets With Widespread Anger And Criticism

Funny story: Revised UK Department Of Health Guidance On Alcohol Consumption Meets With Widespread Anger And Criticism

Revised UK Department of Health guidance on alcohol consumption has met with widespread anger and criticism. 'Government cuts have now gone too far,' said John Smith, a typical British drinker. 'First they reduce spending on essential public servi...

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Pessimistic Beverage Packaging Company Begins Manufacturing Aluminum "Can'ts"

Funny story: Pessimistic Beverage Packaging Company Begins Manufacturing Aluminum "Can'ts"

No longer willing to ignore the stark reality of environmental degradation, global poverty, and deteriorating human health, pessimistic beverage packing company Canned Dreams, Inc., recently announced the launch of a new product line, known as the al...

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Boyfriend knows girlfriend is exactly one glass of wine away from falling asleep on couch

Funny story: Boyfriend knows girlfriend is exactly one glass of wine away from falling asleep on couch

Charlie Barlow reported with confidence on Saturday night that his girlfriend Stacey Cunnings was just one glass of wine away from passing out on the couch and leaving him in peace to go on his laptop the rest of the night and have some "me" time.

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Breaking news…

Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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